Chaos Theory
@branegeenyus.me
Tech, tunes, sports, and sarcasm. You might want to put on a helmet so it don't make a mess when I blow your mind.
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Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
January 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Sorry caleb williams, but it’ll take more than 4th quarter bullshit to win in January!
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
(Caleb williams opens his bag to reveal an even deeper hitherto undiscovered level of 4th quarter bullshit)
It's January 11th and the Chicago Bears are still playing football, blessed
January 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It's January 11th and the Chicago Bears are still playing football, blessed
Current Bears postgame mood
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Current Bears postgame mood
Taps the sign
Replace Ravens-Steelers Sunday night with John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin in a Loser Leaves Town match instead
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Taps the sign
Replace Ravens-Steelers Sunday night with John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin in a Loser Leaves Town match instead
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Replace Ravens-Steelers Sunday night with John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin in a Loser Leaves Town match instead
December tornadoes and thunder snow, the Chicago Bears even got Mother Nature shook
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
December tornadoes and thunder snow, the Chicago Bears even got Mother Nature shook
As a lifelong Carolina Panthers fan since 1 PM EDT, I am highly disappointed at their play today
December 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As a lifelong Carolina Panthers fan since 1 PM EDT, I am highly disappointed at their play today
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Find yourself someone who hates you as much as Victor Wembanyama hates Chet Holmgren
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Find yourself someone who hates you as much as Victor Wembanyama hates Chet Holmgren
Let's see what's going on on Chicago Bears Reddit and oh dear God I want off this planet
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Let's see what's going on on Chicago Bears Reddit and oh dear God I want off this planet
Kansas City Chiefs retire bitch
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Kansas City Chiefs retire bitch
Find yourself someone who hates you as much as Victor Wembanyama hates Chet Holmgren
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Find yourself someone who hates you as much as Victor Wembanyama hates Chet Holmgren
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Can't wait to be a completely normal and rational Bears fan tonight. Got the bullhorn and fireworks for if they win. Got the chair and the rope for if they lose. Either way, can't go wrong.
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can't wait to be a completely normal and rational Bears fan tonight. Got the bullhorn and fireworks for if they win. Got the chair and the rope for if they lose. Either way, can't go wrong.
If the Chicago Bears convincingly beat the Green Bay Packers today, they're going to win the Super Bowl: a thread
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If the Chicago Bears convincingly beat the Green Bay Packers today, they're going to win the Super Bowl: a thread
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla fuckin’ slaps
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Coca-Cola Holiday Creamy Vanilla fuckin’ slaps
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[Arguing at Thanksgiving dinner]
You ready to get yer fuckin’ yams STUFFED, Uncle Dale?
[Grabs both turkeys akimbo]
‘Cause I’m about to teach you some Krav Ma-gobble
[Spins turkeys like nunchucks]
Mash you in the fuckin’ cranberries
You ready to get yer fuckin’ yams STUFFED, Uncle Dale?
[Grabs both turkeys akimbo]
‘Cause I’m about to teach you some Krav Ma-gobble
[Spins turkeys like nunchucks]
Mash you in the fuckin’ cranberries
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
[Arguing at Thanksgiving dinner]
You ready to get yer fuckin’ yams STUFFED, Uncle Dale?
[Grabs both turkeys akimbo]
‘Cause I’m about to teach you some Krav Ma-gobble
[Spins turkeys like nunchucks]
Mash you in the fuckin’ cranberries
You ready to get yer fuckin’ yams STUFFED, Uncle Dale?
[Grabs both turkeys akimbo]
‘Cause I’m about to teach you some Krav Ma-gobble
[Spins turkeys like nunchucks]
Mash you in the fuckin’ cranberries
Tired: "The Bears played like ass against an inferior team and snuck away with a win... undeserved"
Wired: 6-3, BITCHES
Wired: 6-3, BITCHES
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Tired: "The Bears played like ass against an inferior team and snuck away with a win... undeserved"
Wired: 6-3, BITCHES
Wired: 6-3, BITCHES
Absolutely blessed to have technology such as multiview for things like football because instead of getting to watch one commercial, I can watch four simultaneously!
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Absolutely blessed to have technology such as multiview for things like football because instead of getting to watch one commercial, I can watch four simultaneously!
REPORT: I am "actively trying to acquire" food to put into my mouth
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
REPORT: I am "actively trying to acquire" food to put into my mouth
EXPERIENCE THE CHICAGO BEARS
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
EXPERIENCE THE CHICAGO BEARS
Why does every trick play look so cool when other teams do them but when the Bears try them it's like WOAHMGWHATTHEFUCKUDOING... oh
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why does every trick play look so cool when other teams do them but when the Bears try them it's like WOAHMGWHATTHEFUCKUDOING... oh
Just tried to put on my phone and turn on my glasses… life’s going great!
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Just tried to put on my phone and turn on my glasses… life’s going great!
Chicago sports in a nutshell: "I hate watching my favorite team!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Chicago sports in a nutshell: "I hate watching my favorite team!"
"Off to a great start!" says my watch as it's already logged 13 miles into the morning... technology masochism
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Off to a great start!" says my watch as it's already logged 13 miles into the morning... technology masochism
Can't wait until next year when they rebrand to "Maxwell Tent" to celebrate the new zeitgeist!
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can't wait until next year when they rebrand to "Maxwell Tent" to celebrate the new zeitgeist!