Was like watching an exorcism in real time

I listened to her whole discography during the holidays - it's amazing "just put it on and enjoy yourself" music

Any particular genre you're looking at?

I’m just so tired, man…

Legend has it Chicago Santa gives sick gifts to people who leave out Old Style and a tavern pizza for him

Hungarian salami also slaps

@torqpenderloin.bsky.social can we let the meteor hit social media instead

He's going to re-retire and start his own Duggar family show co-starring Antonio Cromartie and Shawn Kemp

NFC West:
- Rams: Stafford's backiotomy is bound to happen sooner or later and they just choked to the Panthers
- Seahawks: Darnold is going to see ghosts again
- 49ers: They're going to lose 10 more guys before the playoffs. Also do you really trust Shanahan?
- Cardinals: Going to trade for Tua

AFC West:
- Broncos: 2005 Chicago Bears except if they had Rex Grossman instead of Kyle Orton
- Chargers: A stiff breeze will knock their whole O-line over
- Chiefs: Fuck these guys
- Raiders: Maxx Crosby is going to look good in blue and orange next year

AFC South:
- Jags: Do you really trust the Jags?
- Colts: Do you really trust Daniel Jones?
- Texans: 2005 Chicago Bears, so they'll get Steve Smith'd out of the Wild Card round
- Titans: Vaya con Dios, Cam

AFC East:
- Patriots: If you're gonna shit on the Bears for their easy schedule, look at theirs...
- Bills: They give up 932489 rush yards a game and McDermott will probably say something about Jan 6th en-route to getting fired
- Dolphins: Are going to trade for Kyler
- Jets: Not a real team

AFC North:
- Every team's fanbase wants their team's head coach fired, which tells you everything you need to know about this shitty-ass division