Brendon
@brendonbouzard.bsky.social
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BIRDWATCHING watchlist/inspirations
a feature film I'm going to make about loneliness, voyeurism, and the california condor these are either movies i've seen and appreciated or movies that i need to watch that seem to vibe with what i'm...
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I'm doing a study of patient film grammar for my debut feature BIRDWATCHING. Lemme know if there's anything you think I should watch. #FilmSky 📽️
Love something in this world like Katy Perry loves killing old people through complex and devilish real estate swindles.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Love something in this world like Katy Perry loves killing old people through complex and devilish real estate swindles.
Imagine if Ryan Lizza's revenge porn substack miniseries is how we found out that the Trump campaign cooked the assassination attempt.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Imagine if Ryan Lizza's revenge porn substack miniseries is how we found out that the Trump campaign cooked the assassination attempt.
hey fucko don't end part 3 like this
(i did not pay for access to the lizza stuff)
(i did not pay for access to the lizza stuff)
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
hey fucko don't end part 3 like this
(i did not pay for access to the lizza stuff)
(i did not pay for access to the lizza stuff)
No matter what the story is, they'll try to use this to change the story on ICE activity and they'll fail, like they did with the Kirk martyrdom campaign. Normal people just fucking hate this shit and want it all to end.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
No matter what the story is, they'll try to use this to change the story on ICE activity and they'll fail, like they did with the Kirk martyrdom campaign. Normal people just fucking hate this shit and want it all to end.
I'm moving soon so I'm on Facebook Marketplace a lot. The main Facebook feed is just totally dead. No posts by anyone I know. It's all just content from various accounts I don't follow and wouldn't follow (megachurch pastors, diy home repairs, etc.)
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm moving soon so I'm on Facebook Marketplace a lot. The main Facebook feed is just totally dead. No posts by anyone I know. It's all just content from various accounts I don't follow and wouldn't follow (megachurch pastors, diy home repairs, etc.)
Will it even be a scandal when we find out in like three days that Karoline Leavitt sicced ICE on her nephew's mother because of a custody dispute
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Will it even be a scandal when we find out in like three days that Karoline Leavitt sicced ICE on her nephew's mother because of a custody dispute
They're both very good albums, but for me they're both like, the second best albums by their respective artists. I love Buhloone Mindstate and think Surfer Rosa is less hit-or-miss than Doolittle. Anyway, I went with De La Soul.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 7 Match #128 - THE FINAL MATCH TO DETERMINE THE BEST ALBUM OF 1989
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
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#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#3 De La Soul, 3 FEET HIGH AND RISING
forms.gle/WZbDEMmYBZda...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 7 Match #128 - The Final Match: Pixies vs. De La Soul
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Wednesday, November 25th, 10am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will be declared The Best Album of 1989. The losing album will be named The Se...
forms.gle
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They're both very good albums, but for me they're both like, the second best albums by their respective artists. I love Buhloone Mindstate and think Surfer Rosa is less hit-or-miss than Doolittle. Anyway, I went with De La Soul.
[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
would hate to pedal my pennyfarthing bicycle around a city with enough housing to accommodate working class communities
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
would hate to pedal my pennyfarthing bicycle around a city with enough housing to accommodate working class communities
sleepy potato
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
sleepy potato
As always, planning my Thanksgiving around the annual screening of MARGOT AT THE WEDDING.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As always, planning my Thanksgiving around the annual screening of MARGOT AT THE WEDDING.
Pecan pie is the worst pie, sorry if this offends.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pecan pie is the worst pie, sorry if this offends.
After my mother died in 2022 I had a series of intense full-body panic attacks, which left me in a heightened state of anxiety that manifests somatically and has lived in my body for three years. It's sucked! But I've really felt it start to dissipate over the last month. So, you know, 🤞🤞
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
After my mother died in 2022 I had a series of intense full-body panic attacks, which left me in a heightened state of anxiety that manifests somatically and has lived in my body for three years. It's sucked! But I've really felt it start to dissipate over the last month. So, you know, 🤞🤞
Since everyone is quote tweeting this to defend cabbage, my favorite plate of food in Los Angeles is the charred cabbage served over white beans and iberico ham at the excellent Portuguese restaurant Barra Santos.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Since everyone is quote tweeting this to defend cabbage, my favorite plate of food in Los Angeles is the charred cabbage served over white beans and iberico ham at the excellent Portuguese restaurant Barra Santos.
I need to replace my iPhone 12 mini but now I don't want to because fuck this
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I need to replace my iPhone 12 mini but now I don't want to because fuck this
Ratner directed a fawning Melania doc so this is probably repayment for that. Tucker is a Friend of Epstein. Chan is a right-wing ultra-nationalist who disowned his daughter after she came out of the closet. It's like a perfect storm of really shitty guys.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ratner directed a fawning Melania doc so this is probably repayment for that. Tucker is a Friend of Epstein. Chan is a right-wing ultra-nationalist who disowned his daughter after she came out of the closet. It's like a perfect storm of really shitty guys.
MAGA freaks having to make a show of seeing Rush Hour 4 and saying “America is Back!”
a cartoon character behind bars holding a lemon
ALT: a cartoon character behind bars holding a lemon
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November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MAGA freaks having to make a show of seeing Rush Hour 4 and saying “America is Back!”
In the age of AI slop recipes, know that there is a name and a face that you can always trust.
It's Sally.
It's Sally.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
In the age of AI slop recipes, know that there is a name and a face that you can always trust.
It's Sally.
It's Sally.
my tradcath zoomer nephew posted the "battle of taiwan" shit on his IG. that kid was never going to vote for anyone other than trump but to do so in such a humiliatingly gullible way...
Propaganda works
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my tradcath zoomer nephew posted the "battle of taiwan" shit on his IG. that kid was never going to vote for anyone other than trump but to do so in such a humiliatingly gullible way...
Sean Duffy’s weird thing about dressing up to go to the airport has the same energy as this tweet, for me.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sean Duffy’s weird thing about dressing up to go to the airport has the same energy as this tweet, for me.
Star Wars ranking:
1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. Yi Yi
3. Taipei Story
4. That Day, on the Beach
5. A Confucian Confusion
6. Terrorizers
7. Mahjong
8. "Expectation" from In Our Time
1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. Yi Yi
3. Taipei Story
4. That Day, on the Beach
5. A Confucian Confusion
6. Terrorizers
7. Mahjong
8. "Expectation" from In Our Time
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Star Wars ranking:
1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. Yi Yi
3. Taipei Story
4. That Day, on the Beach
5. A Confucian Confusion
6. Terrorizers
7. Mahjong
8. "Expectation" from In Our Time
1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. Yi Yi
3. Taipei Story
4. That Day, on the Beach
5. A Confucian Confusion
6. Terrorizers
7. Mahjong
8. "Expectation" from In Our Time
I've probably watched 30 ROCK in its entirety at least a dozen times and never noticed the signage behind Tracy and Jenna here, from when the studio is overwhelmed by a gas leak that ends up saving the show.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've probably watched 30 ROCK in its entirety at least a dozen times and never noticed the signage behind Tracy and Jenna here, from when the studio is overwhelmed by a gas leak that ends up saving the show.
I assume in doing this we're talking about eliminating a food w/r/t Thanksgiving, not... foreverl? Because we weren't a Mac and Cheese on Thanksgiving family, so I have no attachment to that being on the table, but if we're talking forever, I guess I can do without green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I assume in doing this we're talking about eliminating a food w/r/t Thanksgiving, not... foreverl? Because we weren't a Mac and Cheese on Thanksgiving family, so I have no attachment to that being on the table, but if we're talking forever, I guess I can do without green bean casserole.
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Thanksgiving rules. This year I'm baking sweet potato parker rolls and a basque cheesecake flavored with Thai tea.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Thanksgiving rules. This year I'm baking sweet potato parker rolls and a basque cheesecake flavored with Thai tea.