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Brendon
@brendonbouzard.bsky.social
writer/director
Angela Schanelec fan club president
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I'm doing a study of patient film grammar for my debut feature BIRDWATCHING. Lemme know if there's anything you think I should watch. #FilmSky 📽️
BIRDWATCHING watchlist/inspirations
a feature film I'm going to make about loneliness, voyeurism, and the california condor these are either movies i've seen and appreciated or movies that i need to watch that seem to vibe with what i'm...
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[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
would hate to pedal my pennyfarthing bicycle around a city with enough housing to accommodate working class communities
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
sleepy potato
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
As always, planning my Thanksgiving around the annual screening of MARGOT AT THE WEDDING.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pecan pie is the worst pie, sorry if this offends.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
After my mother died in 2022 I had a series of intense full-body panic attacks, which left me in a heightened state of anxiety that manifests somatically and has lived in my body for three years. It's sucked! But I've really felt it start to dissipate over the last month. So, you know, 🤞🤞
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Since everyone is quote tweeting this to defend cabbage, my favorite plate of food in Los Angeles is the charred cabbage served over white beans and iberico ham at the excellent Portuguese restaurant Barra Santos.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I need to replace my iPhone 12 mini but now I don't want to because fuck this
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ratner directed a fawning Melania doc so this is probably repayment for that. Tucker is a Friend of Epstein. Chan is a right-wing ultra-nationalist who disowned his daughter after she came out of the closet. It's like a perfect storm of really shitty guys.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
MAGA freaks having to make a show of seeing Rush Hour 4 and saying “America is Back!”
a cartoon character behind bars holding a lemon
ALT: a cartoon character behind bars holding a lemon
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In the age of AI slop recipes, know that there is a name and a face that you can always trust.

It's Sally.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
my tradcath zoomer nephew posted the "battle of taiwan" shit on his IG. that kid was never going to vote for anyone other than trump but to do so in such a humiliatingly gullible way...
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Sean Duffy’s weird thing about dressing up to go to the airport has the same energy as this tweet, for me.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Star Wars ranking:

1. A Brighter Summer Day
2. Yi Yi
3. Taipei Story
4. That Day, on the Beach
5. A Confucian Confusion
6. Terrorizers
7. Mahjong
8. "Expectation" from In Our Time
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've probably watched 30 ROCK in its entirety at least a dozen times and never noticed the signage behind Tracy and Jenna here, from when the studio is overwhelmed by a gas leak that ends up saving the show.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I assume in doing this we're talking about eliminating a food w/r/t Thanksgiving, not... foreverl? Because we weren't a Mac and Cheese on Thanksgiving family, so I have no attachment to that being on the table, but if we're talking forever, I guess I can do without green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Thanksgiving rules. This year I'm baking sweet potato parker rolls and a basque cheesecake flavored with Thai tea.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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american oligarchs uniformly abandoned a lifetime of democratic support because it was easier for them to believe that “based meme” accounts run by czechoslovakian teens were proof of a mass populist movement in service to elon musk than face the hard truth that most people hate their fucking guts
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Whiplash is a movie about the dangers of jazz school
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
He is like 90% of the way to being dressed like my babushka. Poor blood circulation fit.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
I don't know if it makes sense to describe what happened today as "good PR". The Fox crowd doesn't seem terribly thrilled about the meeting either.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Watching polar bears spar will never get old. #mammals 🌿
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM