Brett Hamil
@bretthamil.bsky.social
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Cartoonist and comedian in Seattle. Buy my comix at BrettHamil.BigCartel.com, see my comedy at JOKETELLERS UNION every 2nd & 4th Wednesday at the Clock-Out Lounge
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Who do we mean when we say “Black Seattle”?

This mayoral race isn’t about personalities—it’s about whether symbolism becomes substance. What do “seats at the table” mean if the rest of us go hungry?

My latest column for the @soseaemerald.bsky.social
COLUMN | What This Mayoral Election Owes 'Black Seattle'
From City Hall to the Central District, Seattle's mayoral race raises deeper questions: Who speaks for "Black Seattle," and what does real representation look like beyond the ballot? Marcus Harrison G...
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This is my entry for Least Flattering View of the Space Needle. Can you top it? #UnflatteringSpaceNeedlePics
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wherever you are in life, take solace in the fact that the president of the nation had to listen to Brandi speak for 2 and a half minutes straight without benefit of pause or ffwd. go forth and be free
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every one of those grifters at that meeting trying to get their hometown raided by the feds so they can become a recurring character on the show
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I've been clowning on Brandi Kruse for years and this clip makes her look far worse than anything i've ever said about her
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Brandi Kruse at today's "antifa violence roundtable" at the White House: "This is one of the reasons I recovered from it. By the way, it’s much better to not have TDS. I’m happier, healthier, more successful. I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump Derangement System"
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NOTICE: You can now buy the complete run of BALD KNOB, of which the estimable @paulconstant.com said "At a time when comics feel a little too invested in maximalism and absurdity, I’ve been enjoying Hamil’s turn toward comic realism."
Get it here: bretthamil.bigcartel.com/product/bald...
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This is NEXT FRIDAY! Grab tickets, it's gonna be a very different type of show
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10/17 at 7:30 PM | From the mind of @bretthamil.bsky.social comes Power Thru It!, a unique comedic talk show starring Burl Dirkman, his handyman alter ego. 🔨

Featuring special guests @mudede.bsky.social & Katie Wilson.

🎟️ Get tickets: buff.ly/tMQvMxP
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townhallseattle.bsky.social
10/17 at 7:30 PM | From the mind of @bretthamil.bsky.social comes Power Thru It!, a unique comedic talk show starring Burl Dirkman, his handyman alter ego. 🔨

Featuring special guests @mudede.bsky.social & Katie Wilson.

🎟️ Get tickets: buff.ly/tMQvMxP
Red/purple promotional graphic for event titled "Power Thru It! with Burl Dirkman: Special Guests Charles Mudede and Katie Wilson," scheduled for Oct 17 at 7:30 PM. Headshots of the presenters are included. Presented by Town Hall Seattle.
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This is Tonight! Got some fun stuff planned
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Joketellers Union is back at the Clock-Out WEDNESDAY. We've got perennial fave & South End OG **DEWA DORJE**
Join the party!
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Harrell was THIRTY SEVEN YEARS OLD when he did that btw
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Our mayor—who pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in an altercation over a parking spot—is outraged that Katie Wilson dropped out of Oxford University.
When quitting is n...
So I was shocked — but hardly surprised
- to read in The Seattle Times that my opponent dropped out of Oxford just weeks before graduation because she was turned off by "careerism."
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his is so wildly misreading the current fury at careerist democrat leadership, truly something to behold
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Rage Seizure
#DOOMLOOP #seattle
Guy 1: What's wrong with Kyle? [Kyle is curled up on couch, catatonic]
Guy 2: He finally watched a city council livestream
Guy 1: Oh no. Was Rob Saka making word salad?
Guy 2: Yeah. Then Bob Kettle complained that his district is becoming a "Starbucks desert"
Guy 1: But thay's--he--you--what??
Guy 2: mmm hmm
Guy 2: Oh look, now your eye is twitching too!
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there's too many limited edition moons these days. there should only be like one big moon a year
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Joketellers Union is back at the Clock-Out WEDNESDAY. We've got perennial fave & South End OG **DEWA DORJE**
Join the party!
clockoutlounge.com/tm-event/emm...
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Rage Seizure
#DOOMLOOP #seattle
Guy 1: What's wrong with Kyle? [Kyle is curled up on couch, catatonic]
Guy 2: He finally watched a city council livestream
Guy 1: Oh no. Was Rob Saka making word salad?
Guy 2: Yeah. Then Bob Kettle complained that his district is becoming a "Starbucks desert"
Guy 1: But thay's--he--you--what??
Guy 2: mmm hmm
Guy 2: Oh look, now your eye is twitching too!
bretthamil.bsky.social
it begs the question: why did Harrell run for mayor after serving with such little distinction on council? his district voted for Katie by the highest margins in the city!
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i'm sorry to do a "here, smell this" with today's cartoon, but Kettle actually did say that
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Bob Kettle says his district (downtown, Queen Anne, Magnolia( is starting to become a "Starbucks desert," and wonders if that's the "canary in the coal mine" for local businesses.
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Today's DOOM LOOP for @soseaemerald.bsky.social: "Council-Induced Rage Seizure"
See the whole thing here: southseattleemerald.org/voices/2025/...
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WIth Pramila (finally) endorsing @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social now Bruce has more room to put an even bigger photo of Kshama on his mailers!
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"Post-Primary Pivot"
#DoomLoop #Seattle
BRUCE: The primary was a bloodbath! We gotta turn this thing around!
STAFFER: Yes sir, we're on it! We just finished your newest mailer
-You see, we’re gonna enlarge the pictures of your high-profile endorsers 
-And on the other side we’ll have a bigger, angrier photo of Kshama 
BRUCE: Ok but why isn’t there a picture of me anywhere on it?
STAFFER: Um...we're gpnna hold off on that for now 
BRUCE: Wow ok
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in the past 5 years no one in seattle civic life has gotten a bigger pass from the media and elected officials than Mike Solan. they've all been too busy being Serious About Crime to point out the open fascist representing our glorious police