Brian A. Salmons
brianasalmons.bsky.social
Brian A. Salmons
@brianasalmons.bsky.social
Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made. - Kant
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hi lovers, volume 25 is live xo
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Literary Mixtape Volume 25
On self-discipline.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"...we've all had those feelings that would never hold up in a court of law. But they keep our nights sleepless anyway, because at the root of those feelings, there is a sadness so intense that it defies reason..."

Beautiful phrasing of the axiom that emotions don't have to make sense to be valid.
"when I, with my supposed iron stomach for sadness, try to think of the saddest song I've ever heard, my mind goes to that CD that Sam gave Jennifer, and the one song I couldn’t believe was on it."

Chris Ritter on Journey's "Separate Ways":

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Essays — March Sadness 90s Edition
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November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"When Facebook came along, offering Gen X a 24-hour class reunion, we intersected again; by then, he had styled himself with a Buddhist title, looking for meaning there. It still seemed ill defined, uncertain, like he continued to be searching for words and just not being able to find them."
"Death may be the only true certain thing in life, but for most people even death reserves a surprise in its time and place of arrival. Not for Wendy."

Joshua Turner On the Important of Not Knowing (and Concrete Blonde's "Tomorrow Wendy":

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November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"Then suddenly you sit up straight in the middle of a random mid-August Wednesday night."
"The love you had for these bands was so tender and so loyal."

Whoa here we go into to the first of our extracurriculars for March Sadness: @lydiapaar.bsky.social on Modest Mouse, STRFKR, and marchxness.com/the-essays#/...
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Everyone has a Dave. Some version of him is trying to lodge himself in your bones as we speak."

now playing: "The Joker" • Steve Miller Band (by
@mallorysmart.bsky.social)
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"The Joker" • Steve Miller Band (by Mallory Smart)
Just proof that we were there.
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September 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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"What matters is that I can still feel it, twenty years later, true as a sore throat."

now playing: "San Dimas High School Football Rules" • The Ataris (by @amy-e-casey.bsky.social )
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"San Dimas High School Football Rules" • The Ataris (by Amy E. Casey)
What matters is that I can still feel it, twenty years later, true as a sore throat.
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September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reading back to get inspiration for my upcoming extracurricular at @marchrly.bsky.social and found @coriwinrock.bsky.social's essay on Hole. Rly enjoyed this! marchxness.com/thegames#/2x...
THE GAMES — March Second Chanceness
Games begin and end at 9am AZ time.
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August 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ancient Rome. I know. Boring. I thought so too until we systematically learned about each period, ruler, & I understood how much happened, how fascinating it was...NOT in some smug decline of civilization manosphere sense...but just for its own sake.

BTW I was an Anthro major. So, can't use that.
What was your favorite early clas NOT in your eventual major. Mine was Ethnomusicology: an introduction to folk music.
I invariably get, "Ooh anthro that was my favorite class/cool professor" from people I meet. I tend to think soms of it is our outré material, being willing to talk "taboo" subjects in a cross-cultural context.

Ironically MY favorite class was probably Geology 101...
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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During debate on a congressional stock trading ban introduced by Sen. Josh Hawley, Sen. Ron Johnson, one of the richest members of Congress worth an estimated $55 million, said the bill would “make it very unattractive for people to step up to the plate and run for office.”
Ron Johnson, Worth $40M, Says Stock Trading Ban Would Make It “Unattractive” to Be in Congress
Sen. Ron Johnson is one of the richest members of Congress, with a net worth of tens of millions of dollars.
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July 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pumped that my extracurricular pitch for @marchxness.bsky.social was given the green light. It's going to bite! (like in a good way)
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Pleased with the latest (final?) draft of a poem I'm writing for @metmuseum.org open call for Fall 2025 issue of Metaphrastics, for ekphrastic poems on items in their Arms and Armor collection. Might even write a couple more before the Sept 15 deadline.
www.metphrastics.com/submit
Submit — Metphrastics
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July 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'll be spinning this a lot in the coming months. Join in! Marchxness is so much fun, and interactive.
July 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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So here is your 64 lottery picks with their song choices updated as they come in. Congratulations to those who got lucky in the lottery this year! Those who didn't: pitch us EXTRACURRICULARS! We start running essays in September/October.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
March Sadness 90s Edition Lottery and Draft doc with Longlist
March Sadness 90s Edition Lottery and Draft doc with Longlist If yr name is drawn, we'll send you an email (and put it on the bsky). You've got 24 hours to get back to us with your pick (we're askin...
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July 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
human endeavor clumsily betrays humanity

- from "Japan", Anthony Hecht
September 17, 2023 at 4:04 AM
After yrs of thinking I'm 'not ready', 'not good enough', 'have not written enough', I decided yesterday it's time to sub out a chapbook. I've got 24 pages/poems assembled. The ones I still like after sometimes yrs of revision. What's your advice to a virgin chapbook subber?
September 4, 2023 at 5:08 PM