Brittany
@brichneyfloss.bsky.social
Fun Aunt. Theater Kid. Malört Enthusiast. Mark/Sicko/Heel. Elder Millennial. Fire Sign. Beach Vibes.
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Are you there, God? It’s me, Chicago.
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Are you there, God? It’s me, Chicago.
At least one of my blocked lists is already taking care of this for me. This is for those of you who will need to do it manually.
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
At least one of my blocked lists is already taking care of this for me. This is for those of you who will need to do it manually.
The headline legitimately made me swoon.
Archaeologists Say They've Unearthed a Massive Medieval Cargo Ship That's the Largest Vessel of Its Kind Ever Found
Spotted off the coast of Denmark, the "Svælget 2" is a cog, a kind of large trading vessel used in the Middle Ages. Experts say the 600-year-old discovery is "exceptionally well-preserved"
www.smithsonianmag.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The headline legitimately made me swoon.
My mother raised a theatre kid, my father raised a Bears fan. I’m going to be dramatic about the rest of this game.
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My mother raised a theatre kid, my father raised a Bears fan. I’m going to be dramatic about the rest of this game.
AO3, if you can hear me…
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
AO3, if you can hear me…
What is this obsession that Google Maps has with telling lone women to walk down dark alleys at 12:30 in the morning?
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What is this obsession that Google Maps has with telling lone women to walk down dark alleys at 12:30 in the morning?
These two have waited so long for these Chicago Bears.
Happy Birthday, Guy!!! Enjoy it! 💙🏈🐻🧡
Happy Birthday, Guy!!! Enjoy it! 💙🏈🐻🧡
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
These two have waited so long for these Chicago Bears.
Happy Birthday, Guy!!! Enjoy it! 💙🏈🐻🧡
Happy Birthday, Guy!!! Enjoy it! 💙🏈🐻🧡
Every Christmas, I’m reminded that “Hardrock, Coco, and Joe” is not a universal experience, and it makes me sad.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Every Christmas, I’m reminded that “Hardrock, Coco, and Joe” is not a universal experience, and it makes me sad.
It’s my birthday. Go vote for BYOT.
We are nominated for Best of Chicago 2025! You can vote for us for Best Established Theater Company and Best Storefront Theater Company!
Visit the link in our bio to vote for BYOT! 💙🎭💙 Voting ends 12/31/25.
#bestofchicago #bestofchicago2025 @chicagoreader.com
Visit the link in our bio to vote for BYOT! 💙🎭💙 Voting ends 12/31/25.
#bestofchicago #bestofchicago2025 @chicagoreader.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s my birthday. Go vote for BYOT.
Officially, the last year of my 30s has begun, and I am determined to make it a great one.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Officially, the last year of my 30s has begun, and I am determined to make it a great one.
So proud and honored to be nominated for 2 categories as part of Chicago Reader’s Best of Chicago 2025 awards! If you are so inclined, please give us a vote in both categories. It would absolutely mean the world to me.
We are nominated for Best of Chicago 2025! You can vote for us for Best Established Theater Company and Best Storefront Theater Company!
Visit the link in our bio to vote for BYOT! 💙🎭💙 Voting ends 12/31/25.
#bestofchicago #bestofchicago2025 @chicagoreader.com
Visit the link in our bio to vote for BYOT! 💙🎭💙 Voting ends 12/31/25.
#bestofchicago #bestofchicago2025 @chicagoreader.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So proud and honored to be nominated for 2 categories as part of Chicago Reader’s Best of Chicago 2025 awards! If you are so inclined, please give us a vote in both categories. It would absolutely mean the world to me.
My 7-year-old niece just beat my 37-year-old brother in the 21st Annual Cousins Pretty Pretty Princess Tournament, ending his 3 year winning streak. He is inconsolable.
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My 7-year-old niece just beat my 37-year-old brother in the 21st Annual Cousins Pretty Pretty Princess Tournament, ending his 3 year winning streak. He is inconsolable.
My anxiety currently stems from the fact that Texas A&M is equally likely to defy the odds and continue their perfect season as they are to choke against Texas.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My anxiety currently stems from the fact that Texas A&M is equally likely to defy the odds and continue their perfect season as they are to choke against Texas.
“Just one more little handful,” she repeatedly said to herself until the bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters was empty.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Just one more little handful,” she repeatedly said to herself until the bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters was empty.
It’s about fucking time a bot started following me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s about fucking time a bot started following me.
I’ll be chugging a bottle of Malort on my way to Durbin’s.
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I’ll be chugging a bottle of Malort on my way to Durbin’s.
Reposted by Brittany
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
This and Dick Cheney died?! Things are looking up.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This and Dick Cheney died?! Things are looking up.
When the antidepressants start working in time for you to return to poker night on the day Dick Cheney dies: 🌈🐦🔥🌻🫧🍭🏝️🎉💘
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When the antidepressants start working in time for you to return to poker night on the day Dick Cheney dies: 🌈🐦🔥🌻🫧🍭🏝️🎉💘
🦌🎄Merry Christmas🎅🏻🎁
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
🦌🎄Merry Christmas🎅🏻🎁
Waldo is a cryptid. Discuss.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Waldo is a cryptid. Discuss.
We have done absolutely nothing to deserve Mike Bailey.
Speedball Mike Bailey asking the right question after Tony Schiavone's unmasking as Hangman Adam Page on AEW Dynamite 🤔👀
"So wait it was Hangman the whole time? Even in WCW?????"
"So wait it was Hangman the whole time? Even in WCW?????"
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We have done absolutely nothing to deserve Mike Bailey.
Legitimate Mothman siting on the Red Line.
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Legitimate Mothman siting on the Red Line.