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Madame Brie-ota 🔮
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 13d
If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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"I've Had Pizzas More Supreme Than This Court" T-shirt - $18.82 - wondershout
Buy this product for only $18.82
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 3h
I was so confused that this didn’t say “Action Cookbook” in the byline

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 3h
Chica you are HAWT
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 3h
Missy Elliott “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)” Video Costume
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 3h
UT-Florida would be pretty
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 4h
Actually, now that I think about it, the answer is Millers High Life.
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 4h
High Lives? Highs Life?
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
Picking Link up from the homecoming dance, and as all these girls leave in their dresses I’m torn between “I can’t believe your parents let you leave the house in that” and “I wish I could wear something like that and be that cute.”
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
Sean McDonough sounded like he wanted to cuss somebody out
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
How many open B1G jobs are there going to be this year?
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
Yeah, it's new to me at least

I just loved being at a table with five other trans women, sharing a meal, knowing that no one was judging me for how I looked or sounded or moved because we were all together
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
It may be homer bias, but Kentucky-Louisville is sneaky great in this department
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
I'd never been to this place, but a group of us walked over after our group meeting and it was absolutely wonderful
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
You three are an adorable family, and anyone who would be shitty to you is someone you don't need to be around anyway
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
The Brewers let Alan Tudyk suit up?
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
Certified War Dad tier, for $2,500 a month you get to be a tactician in Spencer's Warhammer games
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
Iowa put up a 30-spot?!
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
XFL looking ass uniforms
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
And risk him wandering into traffic?
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 5h
I actually like it because I can count on Evangeline to go through it and circle things she's interested in, and then I can add them to her list
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
His name is /u/RyanNanni
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
Two al pastor, one carne asada

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Imperial - A Joint, Roadhouse, Honky-Tonk Or Tavern...
Imperial is somewhere you'll always find a cold can of beer, enjoy a great whiskey or tequila and if you're in the mood... LA working class tacos.
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
That is very much not an intended operating condition
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
Always use dark brown sugar
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 6h
Just imagine one of these is sitting next to a plate of tacos, I had it a few hours ago

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Upside Dawn | NA Gluten Removed Beer | Athletic Brewing Co.
Upside Dawn is a classic golden style but reimagined to be a gluten-removed & NA beer, the perfect pick for all occasions. Order your light-bodied brew today.
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