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Sweet Loren's chocolate chunk cookies are indistinguishable from Nestle Toll House break-and-bake cookies, right down to Link having a reaction to them
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Sweet Loren's chocolate chunk cookies are indistinguishable from Nestle Toll House break-and-bake cookies, right down to Link having a reaction to them
Typically no, that would be a wildcat strike like when the union guys at the tire plant at home would engage in some light "industrial action" for the first day of deer season
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Typically no, that would be a wildcat strike like when the union guys at the tire plant at home would engage in some light "industrial action" for the first day of deer season
There's also, as we were discussing on here yesterday, the issue of scale because we don't have the population density of a France where so many people live within a couple hours of Paris. You could have 30 million people striking in the U.S. and probably not notice
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
There's also, as we were discussing on here yesterday, the issue of scale because we don't have the population density of a France where so many people live within a couple hours of Paris. You could have 30 million people striking in the U.S. and probably not notice
It’s a concept that only works in countries with strong labor protections and universal health care
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
It’s a concept that only works in countries with strong labor protections and universal health care
As a Kentucky fan… was he? I mostly saw him collecting an NIL check for nothing and bragging about it on social media
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
As a Kentucky fan… was he? I mostly saw him collecting an NIL check for nothing and bragging about it on social media
She was in Elio but Pixar hasn’t had a big hit in a while
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
She was in Elio but Pixar hasn’t had a big hit in a while
CBS Evening News with Cody Rhodes
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
CBS Evening News with Cody Rhodes
I mean, this time of year you can’t be too careful because you can’t trust ice
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I mean, this time of year you can’t be too careful because you can’t trust ice
Every restaurant now is the same Sysco frozen shit, it’s awful
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Every restaurant now is the same Sysco frozen shit, it’s awful
This is basically what happened to my sister so she quit Bellarmine, moved home and Dad set her up at the bus garage
She’s a driver trainer now and owns her own home, and I have two degrees, a fuckton of student loan debt and I’ll never own a house
She’s a driver trainer now and owns her own home, and I have two degrees, a fuckton of student loan debt and I’ll never own a house
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This is basically what happened to my sister so she quit Bellarmine, moved home and Dad set her up at the bus garage
She’s a driver trainer now and owns her own home, and I have two degrees, a fuckton of student loan debt and I’ll never own a house
She’s a driver trainer now and owns her own home, and I have two degrees, a fuckton of student loan debt and I’ll never own a house
The antipope of Dayton, Ohio
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The antipope of Dayton, Ohio
Bari Weiss: “People can get the news anywhere, ok? They come to CBS for the atmosphere and the attitude. That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Bari Weiss: “People can get the news anywhere, ok? They come to CBS for the atmosphere and the attitude. That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.”
“Welcome to the CBS Evening News, I’m Tony Doukopil, can I get you started with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers or extreme fajitas?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
“Welcome to the CBS Evening News, I’m Tony Doukopil, can I get you started with some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers or extreme fajitas?”
For you? Absolutely
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
For you? Absolutely
The CBS Evening News, now broadcast from a disused Max & Erma’s for some reason
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The CBS Evening News, now broadcast from a disused Max & Erma’s for some reason
What about Mondo leads you to believe he’s capable of that now, much less as a child?
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
What about Mondo leads you to believe he’s capable of that now, much less as a child?
I find it difficult to believe Timothy Busfield “had to travel by car to New Mexico.” Dude could get on a plane.
This shit makes you look even more guilty
This shit makes you look even more guilty
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I find it difficult to believe Timothy Busfield “had to travel by car to New Mexico.” Dude could get on a plane.
This shit makes you look even more guilty
This shit makes you look even more guilty
Yeah, my wife was like that and it is a fucking nightmare to be married to
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Yeah, my wife was like that and it is a fucking nightmare to be married to
They were stable and had a home in Minnesota!
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
They were stable and had a home in Minnesota!
…was there a Greenland 1?
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
…was there a Greenland 1?
This may be controversial but I don’t think Pa Ingalls was that good of a farmer and didn’t have a lot of sense.
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This may be controversial but I don’t think Pa Ingalls was that good of a farmer and didn’t have a lot of sense.
God bless Bill Corbett
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
God bless Bill Corbett
“I’m Jim Rockford and I’m here to say, the fee I charge is $250 a day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar…”
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
“I’m Jim Rockford and I’m here to say, the fee I charge is $250 a day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another white collar…”
The Long Winter was the first one I read because it was given to me by my third-grade teacher and I DEVOURED it.
January 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The Long Winter was the first one I read because it was given to me by my third-grade teacher and I DEVOURED it.
You’re doing a service for your friends south of the border
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
You’re doing a service for your friends south of the border