Call Me The Brie-ze
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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn
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No, Lincoln, this is Anthrax:
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
No, Lincoln, this is Anthrax:
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Tfw someone tells you her name isn't Rilo Kiley
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Tfw someone tells you her name isn't Rilo Kiley
I'm not gonna lie, this would be tempting
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I'm not gonna lie, this would be tempting
One of these bowls is gluten-free, one is not. Can you tell the difference?
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
One of these bowls is gluten-free, one is not. Can you tell the difference?
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“That welfare director tried to fuck on me!”
January 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“That welfare director tried to fuck on me!”
Something that’s going to hit proportionally on me here, not big but not so small and dainty it disappears. Probably a charm or pendant of some kind, either coordinated with my glasses or just solid metal
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Something that’s going to hit proportionally on me here, not big but not so small and dainty it disappears. Probably a charm or pendant of some kind, either coordinated with my glasses or just solid metal
Oh yeah, I also did this over the last couple of days to amuse myself
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Oh yeah, I also did this over the last couple of days to amuse myself
The greatest TikTok ever made, based on my suggestion
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The greatest TikTok ever made, based on my suggestion
Things from the last three days I want to share:
Paws has been compromised to a permanent end
Paws has been compromised to a permanent end
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Things from the last three days I want to share:
Paws has been compromised to a permanent end
Paws has been compromised to a permanent end
This is the role Bradley Walsh was born for
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This is the role Bradley Walsh was born for
Here’s the emotional support chicken @calligator.bsky.social gave me
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Here’s the emotional support chicken @calligator.bsky.social gave me
What the hell is a "Kenny Minchey"?
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What the hell is a "Kenny Minchey"?
Today is day #600 on HRT for me. As if that weren’t already a big milestone, it’s also going to be my first shot day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Today is day #600 on HRT for me. As if that weren’t already a big milestone, it’s also going to be my first shot day.
Who wants chicken and dumplings?
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Who wants chicken and dumplings?
Anyway here’s today’s church fit, trying out the Maybelline Vinyl Superstay that @miamurphy.com recommended
January 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Anyway here’s today’s church fit, trying out the Maybelline Vinyl Superstay that @miamurphy.com recommended
Have you SEEN them?
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Have you SEEN them?
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Americans even do British food better than the Brits.
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Americans even do British food better than the Brits.