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BriteHope
@britehope.bsky.social
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British textile artist, fanfic writer, k-pop fan and doll collector. Fandom old lady.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 14h
Why do I feel like Taehyung sexually identifies as 'a problem'
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Namjoon is also bisexual, Jimin is queer, Jungkook hasn’t thought about it too hard, Seokjin isn’t telling, and Taehyung sexually identifies as “a whore”
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 15h
Wow, she has an actual leotard instead on a painted torso. *sigh* Those were the days...
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 15h
Honestly though, even if you did agree with Megatron, I would actually quite like to see you attempt to imatate him and see how far you get.

Go on, try and kick down a skyscraper. It'll be fun.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 16h
Ohhhh I got a Dia Mante doll and her hair was not only a mess, it was longer at one side than the other! Horrors! The quality control on some of these dolls is just appalling.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 16h
A functioning. Yeah, I'm with him here.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 16h
Dude I follow you because you're interesting and amusing and I think that is as pure a reason as any.

Oh, and I believe we have a similar taste in books, that helps too.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 1d
Extra points for adhesive strength!
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 1d
Thankyou! Wow, that's a long list...
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d
is that self care secrets spectra? Because she looks exactly like her core doll.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d
We must be about the same age then because I saw them about the same time, and I was around that age too. Unfortunately I was in the experimental stage of epilepsy treatment at the time and remember very little about it - anti convulsants make you high as a kite if the dosage is wrong.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d
I love that the cauldron turns out to contain only humdrum water, for tea.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
OK what in the FUCK
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
Also I make this roughly $2.50 per 1/4lb serving which I don't think is that bad, but then I'm in the UK so I may be kind of off there.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
I would buy every monster high, ever after high and rainbow high doll I ever wanted and couldn't afford. If that doesn't work I'm paying to produce the video game of my life.

But if you buy things and pay for services, surely it's always useful to somebody?
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
When you look at the price per pound it's a lot less horrifying. Why do you need 22lb of beef?
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
Ooo wait, 'planet of spooky high schools'.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d
'Planet of redneck shenanigans'? Hell, that could be fun.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d
Thankyou!
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d
I'm in the UK, how do you think I should pronounce them?
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d
Same here! Segue to rhyme with league, it made perfect sense to me!

I'm still not certain about niche and clique. Nitch and click? Neesh and cleek? I don't know!
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 5d
Because technically ChatGPT isn't a person, it's a machine. That's how they get away with it.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d
You know what, it only just occurred to me that the foxes hardly ever get gendered. I guess I kind of always thought of them as 'fox'.
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d
I was always under the impression that Johnson's pipe organs *worked*, just that plumbing them into the bathroom was the bloody stupid part. Doesn't the one at the opera house function perfectly well?
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d
Also since it is now autumn you could just go out in a nice hat and a warm scarf, you know, just to keep you nice and cosy, wouldn't want you catching a winter flu...
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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d
In honour of Jimin Day, Here is a preview of But Now I'm Found, the sequel to I Once Was Lost - aka The Jimin Story.

Not a happy beginning for the birthday boy, unfortunately, but I don't have another story about Jimin right now.
Pride goes before a fall, they say, but Jimin thinks he’s been falling for a long, long time. Not the kind of endless, painless drop through the dark, where the punishment only comes at the end - no, this has been like falling down a steep, filthy mountain slope, covered in sharp rocks and steeper drops, and every second of it has been full of pain. He has only had his pride to cushion him, and sometimes it has made things even worse. Now, though, Jimin is sure he must have reached the bottom. No further to fall, nowhere else to go but here, no pride left. Time to see if Kim Taehyung really will keep that promise he made, even after everything.
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