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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 4h

I run early enough in the morning, I’m probably the first person out on some of the sidewalks in my neighborhood and I’m constantly running through webs. I like to think I’m clearing the path for all my neighbors who come after me.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 1d

a blurred image of a refrigerator with the words the office stan on it .

ALT: a blurred image of a refrigerator with the words the office stan on it .

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 1d

Shoot the puck!

👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 2d

And even if you’re not already on the board or mailing list, if you realize you don’t know that info, it’s probably not hard to just go look it up yourself. What are they expecting, that someone calls them up personally or comes and nails the info to their door every day?

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 2d

Confirm via the link in the email so you think you’re good and ignore the text and phone call, only to get a bunch of follow up texts and calls saying that you never confirmed.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 2d

My very strait-laced aunt and pastor of an uncle saw Book of Mormon with absolutely no idea that it was a comedy

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 3d

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Gabe Landeskog stretching with Sam Girard during warmups in LA, Jack Drury skating behind them, Brent Burns in the foreground. Mucinex ad on the boards ruining the whole shot.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 5d

a woman is sitting in a chair and saying `` god , you say that like it 's a bad thing .

Alt: Cher in Clueless saying, “God, you say that like it’s a bad thing.”

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 5d

This is why I need to live near the cool things, it has to be as easy and convenient as possible otherwise I’d never leave my house.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 6d

One podcast I listen to that used to reliably be about an hour, which itself was long enough, has been hovering around 1hr 50m all summer. Who has time for that?

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 6d

She should speak for herself, don’t bring the rest of us millennials into it!

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 8d

There’s one company that emails me themselves after I buy something from them with the subject line, we picked this out just for you! And every time it’s the exact same thing I just bought but in a different color. You didn’t pick that out, I picked that out, try harder!

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 9d

None waffle left fruit

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 9d

Saw a guy in the comments of my hockey team’s post after a win the other day who was mad they got an empty net goal at the last minute because it messed up his parlay—on a PRESEASON game.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 12d

I don’t think I’ve ever in my life seen someone spell out “want to be”

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 12d

😊🍑!

Ryan Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 12d

The story behind Colorado’s Happy Butt Airport.

Because I want you to start your week off right.

Why is this Colorado airport called ‘Happy Butt’?

A landing strip in Byers has an unusual name. Here’s how it came to be.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 14d

It was the 90s, I don’t know what to tell you 😂

👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 16d

It’s pretty ridiculous, so take it with a grain of salt! And the quality on YouTube is not great. I think Disney probably kept it off their platforms because of, you know, the whole devil thing, lol.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 16d

Yeah, I went through the transit center last time I flew in to take the K line home and definitely thought about how it’ll be a really great option for me once the people mover is open, but I don’t know if it’s worth the extra time from the shuttle buses in the meantime.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 16d

Re yesterday’s episode and hockey movies: who else watched H-E Double Hockey Sticks as a kid, a Disney Channel Original Movie about hockey, but also literally selling your soul to the devil?

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 16d

Look, I’m still gonna judge someone for loving a Tesla, regardless of who’s CEO

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 17d

Is this Chuck Schumer’s basement?

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 17d

He came back but then he saw how all of his followers are behaving, so now he’s just trying to keep a low profile and hopes nobody notices he’s here.

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👻boo-ridget👻 @briware.bsky.social · 17d

I’m kind of surprised they still went forward with the price increase today and didn’t put it off for a week or two to make it look even a little less connected to the Jimmy Kimmel decision

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