BrobertBreadman
@brobertbreadman.bsky.social
Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am.
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats
Have you heard that Fukushima’s radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers?
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Have you heard that Fukushima’s radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers?
Do you think there’s a market for truck vulvas?
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Do you think there’s a market for truck vulvas?
AIPAC going after 11's most boring and mushball-middle candidate, inadvertently handing the seat to the only one in the race who openly acknowledged that Israel was committing genocide, has to be the funniest development in NJ politics since the Baron Athletic Association scandal
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
AIPAC going after 11's most boring and mushball-middle candidate, inadvertently handing the seat to the only one in the race who openly acknowledged that Israel was committing genocide, has to be the funniest development in NJ politics since the Baron Athletic Association scandal
The nice thing about not having a team in the Super Bowl is that I can just go to bed after the Halftime show and no one can stop me
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The nice thing about not having a team in the Super Bowl is that I can just go to bed after the Halftime show and no one can stop me
Your right-wing coworkers and family are going to feel obligated to pretend that watching the Kid Rock thing instead was worth it. The ensuing emotional turmoil is an organizing opportunity
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Your right-wing coworkers and family are going to feel obligated to pretend that watching the Kid Rock thing instead was worth it. The ensuing emotional turmoil is an organizing opportunity
So I guess we can add Super Bowl commercials to the list of things AI has ruined
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
So I guess we can add Super Bowl commercials to the list of things AI has ruined
Do you think Kid Rock will play his song about how much he likes to have sex with children at the Chud halftime show?
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Do you think Kid Rock will play his song about how much he likes to have sex with children at the Chud halftime show?
why does excel still have the option to merge cells? We all know that's something you only do if you hate everyone who has to use the document with the rage of a thousand suns
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
why does excel still have the option to merge cells? We all know that's something you only do if you hate everyone who has to use the document with the rage of a thousand suns
It just dawned on me that the people who said “a secret cabal of pedophiles run the country, and if Donald Trump is elected the truth will come out” were sorta right
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
It just dawned on me that the people who said “a secret cabal of pedophiles run the country, and if Donald Trump is elected the truth will come out” were sorta right
it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life
People who don’t clear their car roof before driving are ice agents
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
People who don’t clear their car roof before driving are ice agents
Call me a whacky conspiracy theorist, but I believe what everyone can blatantly see on the multiple videos from several angles over the official government account
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Call me a whacky conspiracy theorist, but I believe what everyone can blatantly see on the multiple videos from several angles over the official government account
We should make sure to record the names of anyone who goes on tv, podcasts, or social media in the next few days claiming this one wasn’t murder. For totally legal purposes.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
We should make sure to record the names of anyone who goes on tv, podcasts, or social media in the next few days claiming this one wasn’t murder. For totally legal purposes.
Paint me like one of your French poodles
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Paint me like one of your French poodles
I got one of those "This is Chuck Schumer, what can I do to convince you..." texts. I responded "Stop" to get off the list, which is funny because that's also my answer to the question
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I got one of those "This is Chuck Schumer, what can I do to convince you..." texts. I responded "Stop" to get off the list, which is funny because that's also my answer to the question
why do so many people complain about the word "moist", but never about "girth"?
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
why do so many people complain about the word "moist", but never about "girth"?
Tom Homan is the answer to the question “what would it look like if Shrek joined the KKK?”
No Homan, your officers brandishing weapons are going to assure there will be more incidents like this.
Now, about that 50K cash in the bag...
Now, about that 50K cash in the bag...
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Tom Homan is the answer to the question “what would it look like if Shrek joined the KKK?”
The only “they just need more training” argument I will accept is a mandatory course on swallowing marbles. And remember, the heimlich is for quitters
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The only “they just need more training” argument I will accept is a mandatory course on swallowing marbles. And remember, the heimlich is for quitters
The recording is public and everyone has seen it. No one genuinely believes that Renee Good was trying to use her vehicle as a weapon, and no one genuinely believes that the shooting was self defense. Anyone pretending to thinks that ICE should be allowed to kill at random with impunity
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The recording is public and everyone has seen it. No one genuinely believes that Renee Good was trying to use her vehicle as a weapon, and no one genuinely believes that the shooting was self defense. Anyone pretending to thinks that ICE should be allowed to kill at random with impunity
After we get the Mountain Goats cover of “Trouble”, I want Tallahassee, Taylor’s version
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
After we get the Mountain Goats cover of “Trouble”, I want Tallahassee, Taylor’s version
So maybe we just shouldn’t have an entire law enforcement agency that does literally nothing but kidnap and murder people at random
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So maybe we just shouldn’t have an entire law enforcement agency that does literally nothing but kidnap and murder people at random
Now that we have reached our year-long detente in the war on Christmas, it is time to focus our attention on the war on Arbor Day
January 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Now that we have reached our year-long detente in the war on Christmas, it is time to focus our attention on the war on Arbor Day
Hey Bluesky, how did we manage to create so many strawmen who are opposing the kidnapping of a foreign leader wrong?
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Hey Bluesky, how did we manage to create so many strawmen who are opposing the kidnapping of a foreign leader wrong?
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Good riddance to this absolute dogshit year
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Good riddance to this absolute dogshit year