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Colin
@brocolini.bsky.social
Just looking for some Coke Zero.

🏳️‍🌈📚🏃🏻‍♂️🐈🐕🍪

That kinda cringe friend you have to tell people, “No, he’s ok if you get to know him.”

Actually hates broccoli. 🥦

📍 Philly
One of the best purchases I’ve made.
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Oh. It’s officially one week until Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The thing about working for an institution that shuts down for two weeks at the end of the year is that people will fully just not work the entire week before the break or the week after, but like unofficially.
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Local 🚬 cuts hair, demands attention.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The delulu this frozen pizza had thinking I would enjoy it with a salad…
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Since our campus library (sort of) doesn’t have books, I have to request a book from a robot and wait while it is processed and delivered before I can decide if it’s something I actually want. The process takes far too long compared to just browsing on shelves.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hey! This time they didn’t make a giant wang. The youths strike again. #gobirds
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
15 years old and still trudging along.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A comfy snowy Sunday at home with the pets and the husband. We’re thriving.
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Also, decided to be less depressed and more annoying. You’re welcome.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ready to put a bow on 2025 and move on. Anyways, who wants to go to Chili’s?
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Florida about to get the lamest influx of chuds (on brand).
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So happy for NYC, NJ, and VA. And retaining our justices here in PA! Now let’s ditch our two Republican senators! Oh wait…
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just caught a peeping tom(cat)!
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Walked into the dentist’s office and Believe is blasting in the waiting room. This feels targeted.
a woman in sunglasses is holding a torch and saying let 's get the party started !
ALT: a woman in sunglasses is holding a torch and saying let 's get the party started !
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Vibe of the day is senescence. 🥴
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The way students on campus will see a line of people waiting for an elevator and just stroll right up to the front of it. 😆
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s a most of Monday of Mondays today. Probably gonna drown myself just cause. 💁🏼‍♀️
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I really need to get myself back together. Woof.
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
She do be cute though.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A new porch pal has entered the arena.
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Having pie for breakfast to make the lambs stop screaming by.
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Calling them laps would be generous, but I started swimming again today and that feels good.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It really would be amazing to live in a city with a functional transit system.
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM