ryan seekrest
@crocshudson.bsky.social
Iona Hildebrandt, Local Pageant Winner, 1945
I hear that salvation army bell and I turn into a rabid wolf
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hear that salvation army bell and I turn into a rabid wolf
the meteorite's just what causes the light
And the meteor's how it's perceived
And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void
That lies quiet and offering to thee
And the meteor's how it's perceived
And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void
That lies quiet and offering to thee
a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the meteorite's just what causes the light
And the meteor's how it's perceived
And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void
That lies quiet and offering to thee
And the meteor's how it's perceived
And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void
That lies quiet and offering to thee
Didn’t cook yesterday but doing Tday part 2 electric boogaloo today and, yeah I’m bringing something
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Didn’t cook yesterday but doing Tday part 2 electric boogaloo today and, yeah I’m bringing something
I’m imagining a magic school bus situation where they all shrink down to go inside a turkey’s digestive tract, the site of a lodged corn kernel with Christ’s face on it .
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m imagining a magic school bus situation where they all shrink down to go inside a turkey’s digestive tract, the site of a lodged corn kernel with Christ’s face on it .
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But where is her favorite dish?
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
But where is her favorite dish?
Obsessed with this gay turkey
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Obsessed with this gay turkey
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FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
Today we gather to give spanks
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today we gather to give spanks
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
Oh god jewel is here
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh god jewel is here
“And now, Kool and the Gang with the Bronx Zoo furries on stilts.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“And now, Kool and the Gang with the Bronx Zoo furries on stilts.”
FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
FELICIA: If you’re not careful, you’re going to die a lonely, old queen.
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
(Snoopy balloon floats into frame)
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Jonathan Groff dancing has my fanny flutterin
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jonathan Groff dancing has my fanny flutterin
Oatmeal for breakfast so my gut is ready for the day ahead
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oatmeal for breakfast so my gut is ready for the day ahead
T day sunrise ❤️🔥
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
T day sunrise ❤️🔥
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fuck, this turkey makes me want to vogue. should i?
July 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
fuck, this turkey makes me want to vogue. should i?
Hot older male coworker called me brother again
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hot older male coworker called me brother again
Vespertine really is that girl.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Vespertine really is that girl.
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‘Cause you’re a beautiful killer with beautiful eyes
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
‘Cause you’re a beautiful killer with beautiful eyes
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise
when the world starts to get you down
and nothing seems to go your way
and the noise of the maddening crowd
makes you feel like you're going to go insane
and nothing seems to go your way
and the noise of the maddening crowd
makes you feel like you're going to go insane
a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head
ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is sitting in the back seat of a car with her hand on her head
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
when the world starts to get you down
and nothing seems to go your way
and the noise of the maddening crowd
makes you feel like you're going to go insane
and nothing seems to go your way
and the noise of the maddening crowd
makes you feel like you're going to go insane