For the solicitor: I will troll you, waste your time, and then report you after I rant about you on social media.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, and don't make things weird.
DM: ‘There’s no—‘
Cat: ‘I SEARCH FOR SECRET DOOR IN CEILING!’
DM: ‘Fine, roll…’
Cat: ‘20…’
DM: ‘By chance you find a secret door, but you—‘
Cat: ‘I jump for the secret door!’
DM: …
(Cat stares)
DM: ‘Ro—‘
Cat: ‘20!’
(DM throws hands in the air)
DM: ‘There’s no—‘
Cat: ‘I SEARCH FOR SECRET DOOR IN CEILING!’
DM: ‘Fine, roll…’
Cat: ‘20…’
DM: ‘By chance you find a secret door, but you—‘
Cat: ‘I jump for the secret door!’
DM: …
(Cat stares)
DM: ‘Ro—‘
Cat: ‘20!’
(DM throws hands in the air)