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I was actually thinking of the unceasing clunky tutorials, dogshit checkpointing, bland combat encounters and mission after mission of doing meaningless odd jobs for annoying dickheads

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 17d

It's a landslide! Jim Gavin elected against his wishes by the powerful "ah sure fuck it" voting bloc

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 17d

GTAV is a landmark achievement in visual fidelity and world design, a serviceable driving game and a terrible shooter, all in service to a boring collection of forgettable missions that flatly ignore decades of advancement in game design, and all buried in enough time wasting cruft to choke a horse

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 19d

I would offer to cut the father in half and see their reactions

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 19d

This is me playing New Vegas with seven hundred mods, or just trying to get Sim City 4 to not be in Danish

1/2 Bit @pixelcat.wtf · 24d

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · Dec 17

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 20d

Non "far left" environmentalism is just marketing. Carbon credits, tree plantations, carbon footprint, they're all just ways to make more money disguised as concern for the planet

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 25d

That's a song thrush, I think

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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @blood-dyke.bsky.social · Aug 16

"Perfect. No notes." - my review of 4′33″

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · 28d

Where i come from, my mind immediately goes to the scandal after the '08 crash when all the foreclosed on ponies ended up in the beef supply

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · Oct 3

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but he wasn't even named Sue

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Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · Oct 2

Too many to list, but "I ought to club them and eat their bones" is a favourite

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · Oct 1

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Rhubarb @brokenrhubarb.bsky.social · Oct 1

Death Stranding (2019)

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · Sep 29

Hiking

xkcd.com/3147/

Comic. [Two people hiking up mountain] PERSON 1: Okay, we’re nearing the next downhill segment I’ll put in the order. ...Confirming start and end points… Submitted! [water slide being dropped from above by drones] PERSON 2 with long hair: Look, here it comes! [Waterslide positioned on downhill slope of mountain with both people riding down] BOTH: Wheeee [Waterslide carried back into the air] [Both people continuing to hike up next slope] [caption] On-demand waterslide delivery has really improved the whole hiking experience.

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