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@brookebikesmke.bsky.social
Lady about town on a bike.
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I have a bunch of followers here who I don’t think followed me on other platforms, so I realized I need to share this absolute masterpiece that I commissioned. You’re welcome, everyone.
If you have kid(s) in car seats/booster seats and occasionally need to carry more people but don’t want a bigger car, get yourself a Ride Safer Vest that brings the seatbelt down to the kid. With family visiting, we have 3 adults + 2 kids in booster seats but can fit adequately in a Subaru Outback.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you have kid(s) in car seats/booster seats and occasionally need to carry more people but don’t want a bigger car, get yourself a Ride Safer Vest that brings the seatbelt down to the kid. With family visiting, we have 3 adults + 2 kids in booster seats but can fit adequately in a Subaru Outback.
The show dome display for this Christmas season is a 10 out of 10. Honestly the most creative show dome display I recall ever seeing.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The show dome display for this Christmas season is a 10 out of 10. Honestly the most creative show dome display I recall ever seeing.
Today’s Wisconsin lesson for my brother is introducing him to a sheep/goat/cow milk blend cheese and buying BelGioso fresh mozzarella pearls for my niece. He also marveled at the $1 airplane booze bottles at the grocery checkout. Last night he was amazed at the creaminess of Cedar Crest ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Today’s Wisconsin lesson for my brother is introducing him to a sheep/goat/cow milk blend cheese and buying BelGioso fresh mozzarella pearls for my niece. He also marveled at the $1 airplane booze bottles at the grocery checkout. Last night he was amazed at the creaminess of Cedar Crest ice cream.
So many people have told me that autonomous vehicles will solve traffic. I could be sold on them as safer than human driven vehicles, but those cars still have to go somewhere! The only thing that solves traffic is getting people out of cars.
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
So many people have told me that autonomous vehicles will solve traffic. I could be sold on them as safer than human driven vehicles, but those cars still have to go somewhere! The only thing that solves traffic is getting people out of cars.
TFW you make a homemade lasagna with lots of really good cheese and realize why the Glorioso’s frozen one is like $35.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
TFW you make a homemade lasagna with lots of really good cheese and realize why the Glorioso’s frozen one is like $35.
Just showed my Texan brother the viral @mikebradleymke.bsky.social Woodman’s frozen pizza section video. He was amazed. Wisconsin rocks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just showed my Texan brother the viral @mikebradleymke.bsky.social Woodman’s frozen pizza section video. He was amazed. Wisconsin rocks.
Begging eBay sellers to stop using scented detergent, but hey, I got two excellent condition cashmere sweaters for $83 total, including shipping.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Begging eBay sellers to stop using scented detergent, but hey, I got two excellent condition cashmere sweaters for $83 total, including shipping.
She would be so proud of me for putting that half of a leftover apple fritter in the microwave.
a woman wearing glasses and a scarf is talking to a man
Alt: Liz lemon saying “yeah”
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November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She would be so proud of me for putting that half of a leftover apple fritter in the microwave.
Today’s reading from Colossians: “…and may you be prepared to endure everything with patience, while joyfully giving thanks to the Father…” OK, sure, Paul, right after you tell me how often you had to get the kids ready for school on time.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today’s reading from Colossians: “…and may you be prepared to endure everything with patience, while joyfully giving thanks to the Father…” OK, sure, Paul, right after you tell me how often you had to get the kids ready for school on time.
Tonight I realized that babies born when I graduated law school are old enough to vote now. That one stings a little.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tonight I realized that babies born when I graduated law school are old enough to vote now. That one stings a little.
My kid just said she wants to live in the suburbs. Real dagger to the heart.
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My kid just said she wants to live in the suburbs. Real dagger to the heart.
Oh my god I just discovered our thermostat has been set to 66! No wonder I’m dying.
Have you ever thought to yourself, “You know, it’s cold out but the one thing that would make this whole experience better is sweating profusely”? Then perimenopause in the Midwest may be for you!
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh my god I just discovered our thermostat has been set to 66! No wonder I’m dying.
LOL I’m now obsessed with this.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
LOL I’m now obsessed with this.
Drivers are extra feral today. Be careful out there, my friends.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Drivers are extra feral today. Be careful out there, my friends.
Have you ever thought to yourself, “You know, it’s cold out but the one thing that would make this whole experience better is sweating profusely”? Then perimenopause in the Midwest may be for you!
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Have you ever thought to yourself, “You know, it’s cold out but the one thing that would make this whole experience better is sweating profusely”? Then perimenopause in the Midwest may be for you!
She was too nervous to go and order alone, but I think we are very close to being able to send the child up to the bagel shop by herself for provisions. Soon we’ll be living the @tomflood.bsky.social dream.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
She was too nervous to go and order alone, but I think we are very close to being able to send the child up to the bagel shop by herself for provisions. Soon we’ll be living the @tomflood.bsky.social dream.
And yet which one, murder or traffic violence, gets more sensational coverage in most news media?
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
And yet which one, murder or traffic violence, gets more sensational coverage in most news media?
I have discovered a great cat groomer on Instagram and this is the distraction I need right now.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have discovered a great cat groomer on Instagram and this is the distraction I need right now.
PMS during the winter is a hate crime.
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
PMS during the winter is a hate crime.
So it turns out I overdid it at the gym yesterday and now I might actually be dying (my back hurts).
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
So it turns out I overdid it at the gym yesterday and now I might actually be dying (my back hurts).
Do children get together to share tips on the best techniques for taking off the pants and underwear together?
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do children get together to share tips on the best techniques for taking off the pants and underwear together?
BRB gonna go tell my 8yo she really should’ve thought harder before she developed reactive airway disease that makes her susceptible to pneumonia.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
BRB gonna go tell my 8yo she really should’ve thought harder before she developed reactive airway disease that makes her susceptible to pneumonia.
Fuck yeah I deadlifted 125 pounds today.
Y’all aren’t even ready for how much better I’m gonna get at climbing hills on my bike.
Y’all aren’t even ready for how much better I’m gonna get at climbing hills on my bike.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fuck yeah I deadlifted 125 pounds today.
Y’all aren’t even ready for how much better I’m gonna get at climbing hills on my bike.
Y’all aren’t even ready for how much better I’m gonna get at climbing hills on my bike.
Six months ago, getting my child to read a book was nearly impossible. Today she was almost late for school because she wouldn’t put down her book to finish getting ready.
a black and white photo of a roller coaster going down a track .
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November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Six months ago, getting my child to read a book was nearly impossible. Today she was almost late for school because she wouldn’t put down her book to finish getting ready.