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Brooke Breit

@brookebreit.bsky.social

760 followers 160 following 440 posts

creative director at jackbox games actor and comedian in chicago flower on magic tavern party mom check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 44m

Tried making “shortbread spoons”

It went “ok”

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah!

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 1d

If you haven’t already, please wishlist The Jackbox Party Pack 11 on Steam!

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 1d

Right now, Boredome and the micro meditations are my faves… but I also love the antique show and confetti cowboys!!

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 1d

Very excited to play a game that looks VERY WEIRD. Come hang out and play Blippo+ with me
Twitch.tv/brookebreit

Twitch

Twitch is the world

Twitch.tv

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 2d

hey we can’t really deal with this right now, could this wait?

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 4d

“Stopping any time” is also just a great tag line for tampons

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 4d

I was at a school tour this weekend where during a large presentation, the computer projecting a slideshow of stats and school pics accidentally started sharing all of the personal photos of the person who owned the laptop and it was like an early 2000s comedy fever dream and INCREDIBLE

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 7d

Holy shit. This is incredible

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 8d

Now I can’t stop thinking about wet chips ™️

Are nachos wet chips™️? There’s something here. Let’s circle back

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 8d

Epic Shyamalan twist

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 8d

Have they ever been in the same room at the same time?

Also, proposal for Joaquin to start going by Joaquin Night-Phoenix

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 8d

I’m going hard after Nem. She will love me

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 9d

Tag yourself

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10d

for the haters*

*my kids

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10d

I put on the tiniest touch of makeup

my kids:
WHY IS THIS ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AND WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 13d

Omg I’m dying to play this.

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15d

playing hades 2 over at twitch.tv/brookebreit

also I will be VERY BAD AT IT until I GET GOOD but that is THE WAY

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16d

I’m ready to fall in love again

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16d

Bold move for #Survivor to answer the question “what if snakes were also sperm?”

These snake props are WILD

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 20d

y’all I made apple cake

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 22d

shoutout to everyone entering their warty goblin pumpkin era

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 23d

The first 5 min of #RHOSLC is giving Blair Witch. If this season doesn’t end with someone standing eerily facing a corner then what are we doing here.

Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 23d

12-14 middle school science VHS tapes
why did my child bring them home?
because that shit was free
(we do not have a VHS player)

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Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 25d

WHAT HAVE WE DONE