Brooke Breit
@brookebreit.bsky.social
creative director at jackbox games
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
goddamn it, the chair company. I love you.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
goddamn it, the chair company. I love you.
the subtext at Zoolights is wild
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
the subtext at Zoolights is wild
I love when a movie is filmed in Chicago so I can repeatedly point and yell “oh yeah that’s Chicago”
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love when a movie is filmed in Chicago so I can repeatedly point and yell “oh yeah that’s Chicago”
shoutout to stuffing for being up there with French toast as top tier wet breads
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
shoutout to stuffing for being up there with French toast as top tier wet breads
Squibb Game ™️
My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Squibb Game ™️
That child at the Thanksgiving Day parade telling Al Roker, who asked her if she liked The Rockettes when being gifted tickets to see them tomorrow, that she “yes, saw them yesterday” has MADE MY WEEK
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That child at the Thanksgiving Day parade telling Al Roker, who asked her if she liked The Rockettes when being gifted tickets to see them tomorrow, that she “yes, saw them yesterday” has MADE MY WEEK
Please tell me this man just said beanboozled ™️ at tribal council
And Jeff was so close to dropping a “m’lady” in his cut to commercial sign up for Survivor pitch
What a night
And Jeff was so close to dropping a “m’lady” in his cut to commercial sign up for Survivor pitch
What a night
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Please tell me this man just said beanboozled ™️ at tribal council
And Jeff was so close to dropping a “m’lady” in his cut to commercial sign up for Survivor pitch
What a night
And Jeff was so close to dropping a “m’lady” in his cut to commercial sign up for Survivor pitch
What a night
Found this tank top and now I want to be on a reality show with this written as my lower third
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Found this tank top and now I want to be on a reality show with this written as my lower third
Watching Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka with my kid and I had forgotten about this absolute legend
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Watching Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka with my kid and I had forgotten about this absolute legend
“Become a star poopil at Shitz” DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYONE’S JOB FOR THEM
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Become a star poopil at Shitz” DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYONE’S JOB FOR THEM
My kid told me that other kids were yelling at her after their team lost a basketball game in gym class. I told her next time that happens, she should yell “oh god I’m a time traveler and I just got here what’s happening???” Just wondering if that’s good advice or GREAT ADVICE
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My kid told me that other kids were yelling at her after their team lost a basketball game in gym class. I told her next time that happens, she should yell “oh god I’m a time traveler and I just got here what’s happening???” Just wondering if that’s good advice or GREAT ADVICE
Looking forward to losing roles to cheese
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Looking forward to losing roles to cheese
I’m great why do you ask
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m great why do you ask
Saw a cheese advent calendar and thought why haven’t we just made a meal advent calendar and oh shit isn’t that just blue apron
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Saw a cheese advent calendar and thought why haven’t we just made a meal advent calendar and oh shit isn’t that just blue apron
Anyone else on the side of TikTok where women are telling them that they are eating beans wrong?
Because that’s where I am
They say it’s going to fix my life except I’m eating them incorrectly
Will follow up when I’ve unlocked the bean secret
Because that’s where I am
They say it’s going to fix my life except I’m eating them incorrectly
Will follow up when I’ve unlocked the bean secret
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyone else on the side of TikTok where women are telling them that they are eating beans wrong?
Because that’s where I am
They say it’s going to fix my life except I’m eating them incorrectly
Will follow up when I’ve unlocked the bean secret
Because that’s where I am
They say it’s going to fix my life except I’m eating them incorrectly
Will follow up when I’ve unlocked the bean secret
Reposted by Brooke Breit
Going to PAX Unplugged? Me too. And I’m hosting this panel on Saturday with @brookebreit.bsky.social! Swing by, it’ll be fun.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Going to PAX Unplugged? Me too. And I’m hosting this panel on Saturday with @brookebreit.bsky.social! Swing by, it’ll be fun.
Between Pluribus and The Chair Company… my brilliant, weird, intense show cup runneth over. I look forward to each damn episode SO MUCH
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Between Pluribus and The Chair Company… my brilliant, weird, intense show cup runneth over. I look forward to each damn episode SO MUCH
I’ll be at #PAXUnplugged next week! Very excited to play some games. Let me know if you will also be there 😎
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’ll be at #PAXUnplugged next week! Very excited to play some games. Let me know if you will also be there 😎
Picking up where we left off a month ago and trying to finish Lorelei and the Laser Eyes tonight! (And if we do, we’ll do something else!!)
Come hang out at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Come hang out at twitch.tv/brookebreit
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Picking up where we left off a month ago and trying to finish Lorelei and the Laser Eyes tonight! (And if we do, we’ll do something else!!)
Come hang out at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Come hang out at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Tonight’s Survivor episode 🤝 Doominate’s resident bad boy
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tonight’s Survivor episode 🤝 Doominate’s resident bad boy
Happy to declare that PLURIBUS has joined BONES and LEVERAGE in the lexicon of tv show names that my husband and I enjoy saying aloud to each other with no context
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Happy to declare that PLURIBUS has joined BONES and LEVERAGE in the lexicon of tv show names that my husband and I enjoy saying aloud to each other with no context
My family just watched Now You See Me and now we are all yelling at each other. My husband is screaming THE MIRROR REFLECTS THE ROOM AND NOT THE PEOPLE and now the dog is upset
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My family just watched Now You See Me and now we are all yelling at each other. My husband is screaming THE MIRROR REFLECTS THE ROOM AND NOT THE PEOPLE and now the dog is upset
The back right pocket of my jeans has completely detached at the bottom which means my phone now hits the floor at least 20 times a day
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The back right pocket of my jeans has completely detached at the bottom which means my phone now hits the floor at least 20 times a day
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
My hilarious friend Joey Bland was so gracious to ask me to compete on his amazing podcast. It’s quick and fun and you might learn something??
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Ep. 19
Podcast Episode · Like Minds · 10/29/2025 · 34m
podcasts.apple.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My hilarious friend Joey Bland was so gracious to ask me to compete on his amazing podcast. It’s quick and fun and you might learn something??
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Got this in the mail and it took me TOO LONG to realize it was NOT a turkey in a bikini
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Got this in the mail and it took me TOO LONG to realize it was NOT a turkey in a bikini