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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property
Tired: mocking his journalistic integrity (everybody's doing it; he probably doesn't care)
Wired: Tony Dookie-pill (old-school; recalls the horrors of the schoolyard; does the pill prevent or cause the dookie?)
Wired: Tony Dookie-pill (old-school; recalls the horrors of the schoolyard; does the pill prevent or cause the dookie?)
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Tired: mocking his journalistic integrity (everybody's doing it; he probably doesn't care)
Wired: Tony Dookie-pill (old-school; recalls the horrors of the schoolyard; does the pill prevent or cause the dookie?)
Wired: Tony Dookie-pill (old-school; recalls the horrors of the schoolyard; does the pill prevent or cause the dookie?)
Minimum four deaths at this festival
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Minimum four deaths at this festival
Reposted by Matt Brown
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
Accidentally figuring out how to make beef tallow vapeable and immediately getting appointed director of the NIH
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Accidentally figuring out how to make beef tallow vapeable and immediately getting appointed director of the NIH
ARC Raiders really delivers on the innate desire we all share to fire a gun at every stupid fuckin drone we see
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ARC Raiders really delivers on the innate desire we all share to fire a gun at every stupid fuckin drone we see
Alone on a hiking trail deep in the wilderness and suddenly you smell cigarette smoke
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Alone on a hiking trail deep in the wilderness and suddenly you smell cigarette smoke
"You should go back to Twitter" you should go back to Pripyat
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"You should go back to Twitter" you should go back to Pripyat
Hard to believe that the country is this fucking stupid AFTER we took the lead out of gasoline.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hard to believe that the country is this fucking stupid AFTER we took the lead out of gasoline.
They're saying it's wrong
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
They're saying it's wrong
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
They're saying a kitten shouldn't be this cute
Imagine seeing this spread and still thinking "immigrants and non-white people make this country worse."
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Imagine seeing this spread and still thinking "immigrants and non-white people make this country worse."
Every Ben Folds song sounds like it's from a musical you were forced to watch at a school assembly that's about why you should wait to have sex until marriage
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every Ben Folds song sounds like it's from a musical you were forced to watch at a school assembly that's about why you should wait to have sex until marriage
Katie has just realized to our mutual horror that as a kid she mixed up Angels in America and Angels in the Outfield and thus believed until THIS MORNING that at some point in the 90s there had been a deeply serious "AIDS baseball movie"
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Katie has just realized to our mutual horror that as a kid she mixed up Angels in America and Angels in the Outfield and thus believed until THIS MORNING that at some point in the 90s there had been a deeply serious "AIDS baseball movie"
Incredible how every day there's at least one new person who I have to add to the list of "People Who Are Never Allowed To Be Alone With My Kids."
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Incredible how every day there's at least one new person who I have to add to the list of "People Who Are Never Allowed To Be Alone With My Kids."
Getting Cuomo's new Florida house ready for him
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Getting Cuomo's new Florida house ready for him
It gives me no pleasure to report that I didn't really like OBAA. It was beautifully shot and scored and there were some great performances but the tone was wildly uneven, it was too long, and it felt like it was written by that Greek monk who lived and died having never met a woman.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It gives me no pleasure to report that I didn't really like OBAA. It was beautifully shot and scored and there were some great performances but the tone was wildly uneven, it was too long, and it felt like it was written by that Greek monk who lived and died having never met a woman.
This person is on the back side of a glory hole
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This person is on the back side of a glory hole
What parent in their right mind would ever spend money to bring their child to Florida now that the state has turned its back on vaccines.
September 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What parent in their right mind would ever spend money to bring their child to Florida now that the state has turned its back on vaccines.
There's literally no way this happened the way it's being reported www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Giuliani Is Hurt in Car Crash in New Hampshire
www.nytimes.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's literally no way this happened the way it's being reported www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Fascination Street is the song that accidentally caused me to co-found a Cure cover band...
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August 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fascination Street is the song that accidentally caused me to co-found a Cure cover band...
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I choose to believe that the "PNC" in "PNC Bank" stands for post-nut clarity and I will NOT be reexamining this belief.
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I choose to believe that the "PNC" in "PNC Bank" stands for post-nut clarity and I will NOT be reexamining this belief.