brown bag
@brownpaperbag.bsky.social
Reconstruction will be completed
two straight dudes who love being straight
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
two straight dudes who love being straight
why don't YOU try having a holly jolly christmas, pal! why dontcha see what it's like, chief!
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
why don't YOU try having a holly jolly christmas, pal! why dontcha see what it's like, chief!
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I get these overtures to debate this or that person and let me ask you something. Why, in god’s name, would I do that? Is this high school? Do I have abs again??? Stacked bangs? What’s debating do in 2025??
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I get these overtures to debate this or that person and let me ask you something. Why, in god’s name, would I do that? Is this high school? Do I have abs again??? Stacked bangs? What’s debating do in 2025??
what in the god damn hell is wrong with the president
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
what in the god damn hell is wrong with the president
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Tchaikovsky like, “who up crackin‘ they nuts”
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tchaikovsky like, “who up crackin‘ they nuts”
got roped into judging Xmas cookies a work. send insulin
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
got roped into judging Xmas cookies a work. send insulin
Norman Podhoretz is dead. a lot of people are going to talk about his politics, but I'm going to remember him as the guy with such a filthy mouth that he made Philip Roth blush. at least according to Norman's own account. an inspiring achievement, making Philip Roth blush
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Norman Podhoretz is dead. a lot of people are going to talk about his politics, but I'm going to remember him as the guy with such a filthy mouth that he made Philip Roth blush. at least according to Norman's own account. an inspiring achievement, making Philip Roth blush
looking forward to the Welcome to Derry/Derry Girls crossover
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
looking forward to the Welcome to Derry/Derry Girls crossover
broke: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
woke: night of the cow
woke: night of the cow
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
broke: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life
woke: night of the cow
woke: night of the cow
beginning to think the people criticizing this article haven’t read it. because nobody fucking reads anymore
December 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
beginning to think the people criticizing this article haven’t read it. because nobody fucking reads anymore
it's actually better at this point if the president and his abject little buddies keep accelerating the off-putting words and actions. it would be better if none of it had happened, but the the more they reveal their endless psycho-sexual perversions, the faster we can be done with all of this
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
it's actually better at this point if the president and his abject little buddies keep accelerating the off-putting words and actions. it would be better if none of it had happened, but the the more they reveal their endless psycho-sexual perversions, the faster we can be done with all of this
if you use AI I don't rock with you. unless you use it to generate misinformation and porn. those are just harmless hobbies
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if you use AI I don't rock with you. unless you use it to generate misinformation and porn. those are just harmless hobbies
*guy who has only ever put his dick in peanut butter losing his virginity*
getting a lot of peanut butter vibes from your vagina
getting a lot of peanut butter vibes from your vagina
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
*guy who has only ever put his dick in peanut butter losing his virginity*
getting a lot of peanut butter vibes from your vagina
getting a lot of peanut butter vibes from your vagina
there’s a real fucking movie for ya
“ANATOMY OF A MURDER” (1959) dir. Otto Preminger
Lee Remick, James Stewart, Ben Gazzara, Arthur O'Connell, Eve Arden, Kathryn Grant, George C. Scott
🎬 Columbia Pictures
Lee Remick, James Stewart, Ben Gazzara, Arthur O'Connell, Eve Arden, Kathryn Grant, George C. Scott
🎬 Columbia Pictures
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
there’s a real fucking movie for ya
bluesky more like wokescold guy
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
bluesky more like wokescold guy
Charlie Kirk had the advantage of being iced young and at the peak of his power and influence. Donald Trump is declining in front of our eyes every single day. eventually he will shit himself on live TV and the aura will never quite be there, even for the diehard fans
Churches showing an AI Charlie Kirk telling congregants, through an artificial voice, not to let evil win is a new level of instrumentalizing the dead.
When Trump goes, I think we’re going to see the same thing. Visions and AI slop will abound. Prophecies and messages from beyond the grave.
When Trump goes, I think we’re going to see the same thing. Visions and AI slop will abound. Prophecies and messages from beyond the grave.
I wrote about how MAGA is being shaped by a politics of immortality, how Charlie Kirk’s martyrdom reflects this, and what it could mean for the future of Trumpism. Read at @liberalcurrents.com
www.liberalcurrents.com/the-last-ene...
www.liberalcurrents.com/the-last-ene...
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Charlie Kirk had the advantage of being iced young and at the peak of his power and influence. Donald Trump is declining in front of our eyes every single day. eventually he will shit himself on live TV and the aura will never quite be there, even for the diehard fans
if Mark is so Cuban he should go back there, I say
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if Mark is so Cuban he should go back there, I say
it's not a straightforward comedy, but imagine anybody other than DeNiro *at that time* playing Rupert Pupkin. it doesn't work!
It’s so much easier for comic actors to do drama than vice versa. Look at Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine or Truman Show, and then look at De Niro’s comedies, they’re terrible
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it's not a straightforward comedy, but imagine anybody other than DeNiro *at that time* playing Rupert Pupkin. it doesn't work!
wanna run for president and win? single issue platform: kill Ticketmaster. 98% turnout, 77% of the vote
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
wanna run for president and win? single issue platform: kill Ticketmaster. 98% turnout, 77% of the vote
hell yeah! no quarter for clankers
since I had to take it out of my bio for space and since there are some new folks here, I'll say this again:
this is an AI hate space. this is an NFT hate space. all this generative AI/crypto bullshit is hurting people and our planet, and I refuse to have anything to do with it
this is an AI hate space. this is an NFT hate space. all this generative AI/crypto bullshit is hurting people and our planet, and I refuse to have anything to do with it
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
hell yeah! no quarter for clankers
anti Trumpers who want to blame everything aberrant on Putin are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. there’s more evidence for Pizzagate
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
anti Trumpers who want to blame everything aberrant on Putin are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. there’s more evidence for Pizzagate
the poetry understander has logged on folks
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the poetry understander has logged on folks
important life development: listening to Mannheim Steamroller. if you even care!
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
important life development: listening to Mannheim Steamroller. if you even care!