Jared Robinson
@brutefarce.bsky.social
Thβ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans,
Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.
Liege of all loiterers and malcontents,
Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces,
Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.
Samsies. We're cooked
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Samsies. We're cooked
God forbid a guy go door to door testing the sound proofing of people's doors. Sheesh
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
God forbid a guy go door to door testing the sound proofing of people's doors. Sheesh
When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"
Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween
Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.
October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.
"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson
"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem
October 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem
One of the few games I've double dipped on, playing it both on Switch and again on Steam Deck
August 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
One of the few games I've double dipped on, playing it both on Switch and again on Steam Deck
Basically an investment really. Build wealth. It's only going to go up in value
July 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Basically an investment really. Build wealth. It's only going to go up in value
Reposted by Jared Robinson
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
βIf you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.β
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
βIf you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.β
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
βIf you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.β
But no City agency has posted it on this platform.
Please help spread the word.
βIf you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.β
If they don't get Kevin R. Free to voice ART like he does in the audiobooks it would be a shame
July 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If they don't get Kevin R. Free to voice ART like he does in the audiobooks it would be a shame
June 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Same friend. My entire home network is various Raspberry Pi's
May 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Same friend. My entire home network is various Raspberry Pi's
My wife asked me to buy her a Chromebook so she didn't have to use the janky recycled one the school provided. I bought one of the pricier Chromebook Plus's and I gotta admit, it has become my go-to laptop for everyday use.
May 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My wife asked me to buy her a Chromebook so she didn't have to use the janky recycled one the school provided. I bought one of the pricier Chromebook Plus's and I gotta admit, it has become my go-to laptop for everyday use.
Came here to say this. I was raised in classrooms full of Apple IIe's, and later, eMacs
May 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Came here to say this. I was raised in classrooms full of Apple IIe's, and later, eMacs
This is the kind of mild pettiness that gives me strength
May 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is the kind of mild pettiness that gives me strength
Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.
Well this sure warms the ol cockles of my cold dead heart
April 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well this sure warms the ol cockles of my cold dead heart
I can only promise to do my best
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can only promise to do my best
I was so saddened when I saw this in my email inbox yesterday
April 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I was so saddened when I saw this in my email inbox yesterday
This is spot on
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is spot on
Same. Wife is sick and her coughing is keeping me up but I would rather chill on the couch and doom scroll the news than complain because she needs the rest more than me.
April 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Same. Wife is sick and her coughing is keeping me up but I would rather chill on the couch and doom scroll the news than complain because she needs the rest more than me.
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?
April 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?