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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

The GOP is in charge of the House

The GOP is in charge of the Senate

The GOP is in charge of the White House

The GOP: “The Democrats shut down the government!”

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

Cheeto Hitler gave a speech so weird and unhinged it almost made the generals nostalgic for the one by Drunky McAsshole.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

I suppose anything is possible. But I’d bet my house that the only person in that room in the Epstein Files was the one doing the pontificating.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

When a 91 times indicted, 34 times convicted felon lectures career patriots on “service to America.”

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

I’m certain this general will lose his job. But sometimes you just can’t help expressing what we’re all feeling.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11d

Could you imagine a roomful of decorated career soldiers having to listen to the rambling nonsense of a draft dodging con man? And they not even be the worst speech they heard that morning.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14d

I’ve been to Portland twice. Did I see “war?” Not exactly. Though one vegan waiter did raise an eyebrow when I ordered foie gras. Does that count?

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14d

Cheeto Hitler wants you to believe the streets of Portland are violent and unsafe. I wore a Dodgers shirt in the Northwest and no one fucked with me. The streets are neither violent or unsafe.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14d

I know that the Tangerine Traitor said that Portland was "ravaged by war." But maybe what he meant to say was "ravaged by carbs and fun things to do."

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14d

War Ravaged” Portland. Here we were gassing our rental Subaru to escape the front lines.

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Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 14d

Here we were entering this famous American “war zone.” It’s a miracle we made it out alive considering how many donuts we ate and how many hard-covered books we purchased.