Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
January 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
Fuck with Walter Cronkite at CBS News and find out
January 6, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Fuck with Walter Cronkite at CBS News and find out
Have we become the kind of country where the oil companies are consulted of a foreign invasion before Congress?
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Yes. Apparently, we are.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Have we become the kind of country where the oil companies are consulted of a foreign invasion before Congress?
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Yes. Apparently, we are.
Healthcare premiums are still skyrocketing.
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Healthcare premiums are still skyrocketing.
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring.
And yet, we are not distracted.
Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
So, I turned 60 earlier this week. Naturally, this birthday made me feel all kinds of feelings- have we met? But the overwhelming feeling has been one of supreme gratitude. I’m happy & hopeful & eager for what comes next. Thanks everybody for having my back & healing my heart. Shana tova!
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
So, I turned 60 earlier this week. Naturally, this birthday made me feel all kinds of feelings- have we met? But the overwhelming feeling has been one of supreme gratitude. I’m happy & hopeful & eager for what comes next. Thanks everybody for having my back & healing my heart. Shana tova!
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
December 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms.
The Democratic Party.
The Democratic Party.
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms.
The Democratic Party.
The Democratic Party.
The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”
You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?”
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?”
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be.
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be.
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was?
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was?
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.
Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?