Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.
Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
May the four winds blow him safely home.
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
January 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
January 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
January 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”
He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency.
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency.
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
He says he settled 8 foreign wars.
He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens.
And that this great economy is the result of tariffs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
It’s just too much. 💔
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s just too much. 💔
I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable.
So is his loss. Gutted.
As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.
Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.
Goes without saying, but if this was Joe Biden, Jake Tapper would be shouting “25th Amendment” out the CNN window like Howard Beale in Network.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Goes without saying, but if this was Joe Biden, Jake Tapper would be shouting “25th Amendment” out the CNN window like Howard Beale in Network.
How the eff did this guy win 2 presidential elections touting his “energy” and “vitality?”
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How the eff did this guy win 2 presidential elections touting his “energy” and “vitality?”
Didn’t he literally win re-election by castigating his original opponent for being “Sleepy?”
You couldn’t make up these past ten years.
You couldn’t make up these past ten years.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Didn’t he literally win re-election by castigating his original opponent for being “Sleepy?”
You couldn’t make up these past ten years.
You couldn’t make up these past ten years.
Hard at work to fix the economy for the working men and women of America.
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hard at work to fix the economy for the working men and women of America.