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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™)
@bryanmgrantham.bsky.social
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#GoDawgs Attorney in Atlanta. Reply guy, not a poster. CFBsky LawSky Golfsky if there were such a thing #COYS
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · Jul 10
I am drinking one to three margaritas tonight on biblical grounds
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 12m
Well it *is* after lunch because the song is about a Tennessee Saturday night which, to be sure, would be later than lunch
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 28m
Not just about Tennessee; about scrumping in Tennessee
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 33m
10 weeks to go! Plenty of time
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 41m
I hope he’s got one last Sunday in Augusta charge in him, but I fear that he’s more likely to never make it past Friday again
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 3h
Rube, etc.
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 13h
BE RIGHT OVER WITH HOT SAUCE
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 13h
Facts
a football game is being played on a field with the number 40 on the sideline
ALT: a football game is being played on a field with the number 40 on the sideline
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 13h
Oh fuck yes
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 13h
[I am not in line]
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
The judge had to send the jury out so we could unfuck it and I looked at her and said “YOU LITERALLY HAVE ONE JOB”
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
True story: I tried a case in Dec. ‘23 and the client hired appellate counsel to sit w/ me. A piece of evidence was about to come in & I asked her if I needed to object. She said no. Counsel moved it into evidence, I said no obj & she looks at me and goes “OH NO YOU HAHE TO OBJECT”
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
I’d be living in Taormina and you’d never hear from me again
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
I have to say, the commitment of Pittsky to this is legendary
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
You’d think that strategy would confuse Pittsburgh but good on them for not taking the cheese
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 16h
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 17h
I am going to Monday Night Football tomorrow and am inexplicably looking forward to it because the Falcons have me as an emotional hostage
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 17h
They said he wouldn’t do it but he DID
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 18h
Hugh Freeze might be available
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 18h
I think that’s the play
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 18h
Pitt head coach Mike Bobo who says no
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 18h
“Run the damn ball, Bobo!” is undefeated
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 18h
1. Say govt isn’t effective
2. Defund it
3. Say “see look how bad it is we should cut these failing programs!”

It’s a self fulfilling prophecy
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 21h
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 21h
There’s a lot of folks who claim to be religious who don’t seem to like the actual scripture
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Bryan Grantham (Spooky Version ™) @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 21h
I didn’t like it personally, and it’ll come back to haunt him at some point
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