Bryan Grantham
@bryanmgrantham.bsky.social
#GoDawgs Attorney in Atlanta. Reply guy, not a poster.
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#COYS
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LawSky
Golfsky if there were such a thing
#COYS
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I am drinking one to three margaritas tonight on biblical grounds
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4th Quarter Bears vs Eliminated From Playoff Contention Falcons would be a championship game for the ages
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
4th Quarter Bears vs Eliminated From Playoff Contention Falcons would be a championship game for the ages
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If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over
If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
If I were the Texans, I would simply not turn the ball over
GO AHEAD AND DO IT 🇵🇦
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
GO AHEAD AND DO IT 🇵🇦
This is a god send. I don’t know why Apple insists on making typing shittier with each update because its predictive text felt like sorcery 4-5 years ago
There’s a trick to making it better. Go into general - keyboard and turn off Slide To Type.
It will go back to what it used to be.
It will go back to what it used to be.
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is a god send. I don’t know why Apple insists on making typing shittier with each update because its predictive text felt like sorcery 4-5 years ago
[Deep sigh] Come on you Spurs
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
[Deep sigh] Come on you Spurs
If you get a chance to go to Panama…go ahead and do it 🇵🇦
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If you get a chance to go to Panama…go ahead and do it 🇵🇦
The hack of going through the international terminal at ATL remains undefeated. From curb to club in 8 minutes
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The hack of going through the international terminal at ATL remains undefeated. From curb to club in 8 minutes
When you’re on the “bottom of V.” in a case, you love seeing this email. Let’s have some bourbon shall we
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
When you’re on the “bottom of V.” in a case, you love seeing this email. Let’s have some bourbon shall we
I don’t think I ever made below a C all the way through college and law school. My worst grade ever was property class in law school. I didn’t understand it then, and you can’t make me understand it now
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I don’t think I ever made below a C all the way through college and law school. My worst grade ever was property class in law school. I didn’t understand it then, and you can’t make me understand it now
Having to move a video game cartridge around in the Nintendo console to get it to work
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Having to move a video game cartridge around in the Nintendo console to get it to work
This lady in the waiting room watch videos on her phone with no headphones in. WTF is wrong with people
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This lady in the waiting room watch videos on her phone with no headphones in. WTF is wrong with people
One home river? The poverty. Try Flint, Chattahoochee, and Apalachicola
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
One home river? The poverty. Try Flint, Chattahoochee, and Apalachicola
There’s nothing funnier than a failed Philly Special
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
There’s nothing funnier than a failed Philly Special
My most boomer take is TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My most boomer take is TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS
Me, watching Super Bowl 51
OH MY GOD
WHAT A FUCKING PLAYCALL, KYLE SHANAHAN
WHAT A FUCKING PLAYCALL, KYLE SHANAHAN
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Me, watching Super Bowl 51
All these nfl playoff games have been bangers
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
All these nfl playoff games have been bangers
Bears what is you doing
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Bears what is you doing
I know there are worse things going on but last night I went to a bar and ordered a margarita and they didn’t bring me a salt rim. We have to rectify this. Not bringing a salt rim is akin to not putting tequila in a marg. IT IS AN ESSENTIAL ELEMENT of the drink.
The default should be salt.
The default should be salt.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I know there are worse things going on but last night I went to a bar and ordered a margarita and they didn’t bring me a salt rim. We have to rectify this. Not bringing a salt rim is akin to not putting tequila in a marg. IT IS AN ESSENTIAL ELEMENT of the drink.
The default should be salt.
The default should be salt.
Athena has asked to speak to the manager
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Athena has asked to speak to the manager
I’ll always remember what this dude did for Atlanta in summer of 2021, but…yeah it’s time to move on
BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’ll always remember what this dude did for Atlanta in summer of 2021, but…yeah it’s time to move on
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BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN.
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BREAKING: The Atlanta Hawks are trading four-time NBA All-Star Trae Young to the Washington Wizards for CJ McCollum and Corey Kispert, sources tell ESPN.
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So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
So @tobymorton.bsky.social is a national treasure and Hilton is fucking up royally with this nonsense. www.hiltonice.com
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
cc: @kenwhite.bsky.social
Ender Inciarte. Back when the Marlins used to use Ronald Acuña as target practice, that dude was about to fight their whole team while Freddie Freeman, Dansby, and Snitker sat on their thumbs
Who is your favorite shitty athlete? Someone who just wasn’t as good as everybody else bless them but you have a lot of affection for
January 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ender Inciarte. Back when the Marlins used to use Ronald Acuña as target practice, that dude was about to fight their whole team while Freddie Freeman, Dansby, and Snitker sat on their thumbs