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Random dude from Midvale
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I will write mini-reviews of the books I read in 2025 and pin them here.

I finished Wind and Truth as my first book of 2025. I don't want to say too much because it has such a following, but I really enjoyed the middle of this book. I think there is a bit too much going on for me to love this book
All my homies are blocking ice. Immediately.
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Massie had every opportunity to impeach Trump and voted against it. Maybe he has buyers remorse, but I wish him nothing.
Say what you want, but Massie has game.
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I have seen four speed traps along state in Salt Lake City today. If this is their best use of time, it means SLC has too many cops.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If I lived in a country or area where I felt the need to carry a gun everyday… I’d do everything possible to move. Which makes me think most of the day to day carry types are cos playing losers.
As a small woman I think it’s pathetic to feel the need to carry a gun everywhere to feel safe. If I don’t feel the need how tf do these men that think they’re so big and tough.
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Eat piss, ice.
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I can hear the kids getting lecture for opening a second bag of dynamites. I’m downstairs working. It was *probably* me. Do I let them take the fall?

Probably.
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Pyramid of musical sub genres. A perfect list.

Emo
Nu metal
Pop punk

Ice sucks.
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Wrong guy but I’ll allow it.
Scott Adams died doing what he loved, watching a man die
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Daily reminder all my homies hate ice.
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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California, Illinois, New York win

Florida, Wisconsin, Carolinas lose

Are the NFL gods punishing Trump voters
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
All pro linebacker in the nfl this year went to college in the state of Utah… and it wasn’t byu.
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The big 12 is so incredibly mid
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hey fellow Mormons. Look
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Idk how people can listen to “like you do” by TBS and not think… this is peak music. Just absolutely everything a song needs.
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The gop and maga hate America.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
MRI tech: what music would you be interested in?

Me: slowly turns red back backwards.

MRI tech: say less.
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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If they don’t hate ice, they ain’t the homies. 🖕🏼🧊🚫
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
People trying to justify the murder by ice today are avoiding the topic of… they shouldn’t have even been there to begin with! Fuck ice. All my homies hate ice.
January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
MAGA really lives in a perpetual state of lighting a house on fire and wondering why it’s hot.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Banning Whitt from Midvale if I have my way.
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Just another day wondering the scientific anomaly that allows the governor to stand without a spine.
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Kidnapping a foreign president should be only allowed under an act of Congress.
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM