Bryce Malek
@brycemalek.bsky.social
Filmmaker, TV animation story editor, and clinical psychologist—not necessarily in that order
Emilita insists on decorating the Christmas tree from the inside out.
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Emilita insists on decorating the Christmas tree from the inside out.
My great uncle Edgar auditioned to be Houdini's apprentice, but didn't succeed in the lockbox escape routine.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My great uncle Edgar auditioned to be Houdini's apprentice, but didn't succeed in the lockbox escape routine.
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
Serviceman Friz Freleng gains inspiration for a later gag with Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Serviceman Friz Freleng gains inspiration for a later gag with Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny.
I had this weird dream last night...
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I had this weird dream last night...
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
My family is looking for a good retirement community for me; they're so thoughtful!
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My family is looking for a good retirement community for me; they're so thoughtful!
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Helen was proud of the fact that she was all-time Hide and Go Seek champ.
My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My neighbor Stan was a real ladies' man--they swarmed around him at all the parties! I think it was his colorful socks.
Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Aunt Mildred and her friends liked to believe they were early pioneers that crossed the plains to California. No one had the heart to tell them otherwise.
Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Uncle Harry was next in line to be Chief Inspector, but we couldn't get him off that damn hobby horse.
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
From the Museum of Favorite Memes of the Past:
Reposted by Bryce Malek
A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
As a psychologist, the hardest part of this test for me—or any retired person—is remembering today’s date.
The Montreal assessment test (MoCA) isn't a cognitive test in the sense Dump means. It's a cognitive impairment test, often used with patients who had a stroke to check their recovery rate. It doesn't test IQ either.
October 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As a psychologist, the hardest part of this test for me—or any retired person—is remembering today’s date.
Reposted by Bryce Malek
After he passed, we wanted to honor Uncle Jim’s lifelong passion for recycling. Trust me, this is far less disturbing than the coat hooks at my cousin Bill’s house, or that thing in Aunt Janet’s nightstand.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
After he passed, we wanted to honor Uncle Jim’s lifelong passion for recycling. Trust me, this is far less disturbing than the coat hooks at my cousin Bill’s house, or that thing in Aunt Janet’s nightstand.
I once thought this was obvious but now I’m not so sure: Is it having your cake and eating it too, or eating your cake and having it too?
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I once thought this was obvious but now I’m not so sure: Is it having your cake and eating it too, or eating your cake and having it too?
Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Grandpa always wanted a little piece of property he could call his own.
We had a dog like this once.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We had a dog like this once.