Brandon Carter
@bscarter.bsky.social
Tastefully rebellious. Boomer Sooner in Utah. Opinions mine and usually incorrect.
Ahh yes the NFL, well known for tight enforcement on its many perverted sexual deviant billionaire owners.
Breaking News: The NFL said it would look into the New York Giants co-owner Steve Tisch’s involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
N.F.L. Said It Will Look Into Steve Tisch’s Ties to Epstein
Recently released emails reveal that Jeffrey Epstein sought to connect Mr. Tisch, whose family is a part-owner of N.Y. Giants, with multiple women.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Ahh yes the NFL, well known for tight enforcement on its many perverted sexual deviant billionaire owners.
Man the temptation to log back into my twitter account for the first time in years is STRONG.
All I want to do is poke Elon the Pedo. Just a couple taunting tweets. And you know that dirty bastard would see them. The sick rapist reads alllll of them.
I won’t do it. But the temptation is high.
All I want to do is poke Elon the Pedo. Just a couple taunting tweets. And you know that dirty bastard would see them. The sick rapist reads alllll of them.
I won’t do it. But the temptation is high.
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Man the temptation to log back into my twitter account for the first time in years is STRONG.
All I want to do is poke Elon the Pedo. Just a couple taunting tweets. And you know that dirty bastard would see them. The sick rapist reads alllll of them.
I won’t do it. But the temptation is high.
All I want to do is poke Elon the Pedo. Just a couple taunting tweets. And you know that dirty bastard would see them. The sick rapist reads alllll of them.
I won’t do it. But the temptation is high.
FWIW it’s not down; you can still watch highly popular content such as “Get Up!” And “Unsportsmanlike Conduct.”
Just not the actual sport they’re broadcasting.
Which feels very on-point for ESPN.
Just not the actual sport they’re broadcasting.
Which feels very on-point for ESPN.
ESPN's app is reportedly down for some sports fans at the moment. Are you one of them? #ESPN #ESPNDown https://community.designtaxi.com/topic/22863-is-espn-down-january-30-2026/
January 30, 2026 at 2:29 PM
FWIW it’s not down; you can still watch highly popular content such as “Get Up!” And “Unsportsmanlike Conduct.”
Just not the actual sport they’re broadcasting.
Which feels very on-point for ESPN.
Just not the actual sport they’re broadcasting.
Which feels very on-point for ESPN.
Did espn streaming suddenly kick anyone else out of the tennis match or was it just me?!
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Did espn streaming suddenly kick anyone else out of the tennis match or was it just me?!
OKC playing like a team just trying to keep things moving til more guys heal up. Minnesota playing like it’s game 7 of the finals out there.
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
OKC playing like a team just trying to keep things moving til more guys heal up. Minnesota playing like it’s game 7 of the finals out there.
Watching OKC. I came out as a person who doesn’t care a ton for pro football a couple years ago and after some awkward moments, friends and family have come to accept it. Thunder Up.
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Watching OKC. I came out as a person who doesn’t care a ton for pro football a couple years ago and after some awkward moments, friends and family have come to accept it. Thunder Up.
Why does every package have a graphic promoting its protein content? Do I need 3g of protein from pretzels?
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Why does every package have a graphic promoting its protein content? Do I need 3g of protein from pretzels?
Reposted by Brandon Carter
ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity
January 24, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity
Lmao out here slowly becoming The Mummy
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Lmao out here slowly becoming The Mummy
Lotta memories at this place. First place I ever bought a record (as a kid) and, uh, smoking accessories (as a just slightly older kid).
tulsaworld.com/life-enterta...
tulsaworld.com/life-enterta...
After 5 decades, Starship Records & Tapes closing up shop in Tulsa
The business, launched in 1972, will remain open through January, a manager confirmed to the Tulsa World on Thursday.
tulsaworld.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Lotta memories at this place. First place I ever bought a record (as a kid) and, uh, smoking accessories (as a just slightly older kid).
tulsaworld.com/life-enterta...
tulsaworld.com/life-enterta...
Last of the Mohicans with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Last of the Mohicans with Big Naturals
It’s very tempting to take Milwaukee seriously but then you see Kuzma is still on the team
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It’s very tempting to take Milwaukee seriously but then you see Kuzma is still on the team
Just feel like starting a thread of sports guys I remember and appreciate. Nothing too complex, just a space to remember some guys, so if they ever come to Bluesky and search for themselves they’ll know at least one person remembers their greatness.
Like Ernie Abercrombie.
Like Ernie Abercrombie.
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Just feel like starting a thread of sports guys I remember and appreciate. Nothing too complex, just a space to remember some guys, so if they ever come to Bluesky and search for themselves they’ll know at least one person remembers their greatness.
Like Ernie Abercrombie.
Like Ernie Abercrombie.
Went to Costco this weekend (poor decision) while suffering a double case of plantar fasciitis and now I know what it’s like to be a wounded animal wandering on an interstate highway.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Went to Costco this weekend (poor decision) while suffering a double case of plantar fasciitis and now I know what it’s like to be a wounded animal wandering on an interstate highway.
Cason has no business being this explosive
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Cason has no business being this explosive
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Shout out Tennessee Vols fans for being so fun and giving me more alcohol in one day than a person should reasonably consume in a month. Amazing experience (and it helps that the Sooners won)
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I had good seats last night. #ThunderUp!!
If anyone is innersted in going in on a shared league pass season, holler. Got room for one more screen on the account!
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If anyone is innersted in going in on a shared league pass season, holler. Got room for one more screen on the account!
Houston was easy to dislike pre-KD. Eminently unlikeable now. #ThunderUp⚡️
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Houston was easy to dislike pre-KD. Eminently unlikeable now. #ThunderUp⚡️
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excited to get this voicemail from an unknown caller a couple months back.
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
I’d like to spend some ****** time with ya…but not in a good way
100% would rather have an apocalyptic rapture than this news
Some rather big SEC news: Oklahoma has announced that QB John Mateer is having surgery to repair his right throwing hand and will miss an unspecified amount of time.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Oklahoma QB John Mateer to undergo hand surgery, return date unclear
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
100% would rather have an apocalyptic rapture than this news
Ryan Walters, logging in for the big board meeting: Time for a little porn-a-rooni
July 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ryan Walters, logging in for the big board meeting: Time for a little porn-a-rooni
Man. Still just basking in the glow of the Thunder’s championship. Feels so good to drink from the cup of glory, you guys.
July 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Man. Still just basking in the glow of the Thunder’s championship. Feels so good to drink from the cup of glory, you guys.
I promised myself I wouldn’t post on social during the playoffs after inadvertently angered the entire fan bases of Denver and San Antonio with salty tweets years ago.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I promised myself I wouldn’t post on social during the playoffs after inadvertently angered the entire fan bases of Denver and San Antonio with salty tweets years ago.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
But now that this is done, I’m elated. Like, tears. Thunder Up, you guys.
OU softball is so, so under-appreciated. As in, is this the most dominant run in a sport any team/program has had? Like ever?
May 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
OU softball is so, so under-appreciated. As in, is this the most dominant run in a sport any team/program has had? Like ever?