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Al
@btown85.bsky.social
Berlin based Yorkshireman with a love for Leeds United, Rugby League and Cricket. And a (liberal yoghurt knitting) opinion on everything. A politics addict in recovery.
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Simon Jordan here, speaking from inside his great big glass house: "I think we live in a society now where there's far too many people who don't have the experience, don't have the substance, don't have the gravitas, don't know what they're talking about and are masquerading as experts."
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Look at the hair!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Looking at the table, we’d have been above newcastle if we’d held on there. And genuinely seems a bit unfair, and annoying, that we’re not all but safe already.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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The moral panic about young men is the new version of ā€œUKIP is winning over former Labour votersā€ (also a Goodwin argument). Both rely on anecdote more than data, and do significant damage to public understanding of the radical right. Young men are the second *least* pro-Reform group in the UK.
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Erm, you’re missing a certain leeds United number 9…
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Look at his face! Just look at his face! #lufc
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
This football club. Magnificent to a man tonight. No place like home
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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He looks like the notepad next to the landline.
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Child at the podium: ā€œA woo woo woo.ā€

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Ah, to be honest I’d not even bothered seeing how far ahead they’d finished šŸ˜‚
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Genuine question, do we have a case for suing them?
Leicester City deducted six points for PSR breaches in 2023-24.
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The absolute entitlement of this…
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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The SĆ”nchez šŸ‡ŖšŸ‡ø government has

- built Europe's boom economy
- hiked minimum wage from €736 to €1221
- cut insecure work from c.30% to c.13%
- regularised, not demonised, migrants
- stood up for human rights
- refused to humiliate itself before Trump

No wonder Musk hates it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Should have left darlow on the halfway line
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Taken the kids to London for couple of day. Leeds fans of a certain vintage will be shocked to see this former classy establishment, opposite our Airbnb near kings x, is now a trendy gastro pub šŸ˜‚
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The final sentence šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Just remembered I put this on yesterday. Glad I forgot during the Chelsea game to be honest šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
An explosive wank that
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Faces in the crowd provide confirmation that these are scenes everyone wants to see
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Very heart warming to hear the peacock break into a rendition of ā€œgo get your fathers gunā€ after cheering every Chelsea goal šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is a fair lament
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Just stepped off the plane in Manchester and eldest gasped as if she’d just arrived in Ibiza mid summer. ā€œDad, it’s SO much warmer hereā€
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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That 1999 Arsenal match I didn’t meet a single Leeds fan about wanted us to win pre match. We all wanted them to win the league. But something changed. They started singing ā€œyou’ll win fuck all againā€ at us.

How we laughed when they won fuck all that season
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Oh if they drop points you know this is getting referenced by Lego head
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM