Jolly Uncle Dirtbag 🎅🏻🎄
@buddythebrobarian.bsky.social
Your chill gamer buddy.
I like to lift weights and show off in my underwear. Straight-ish. Taken. (He/Him)
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Beefcake Rising
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
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📍NYC babyyyy
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I like to lift weights and show off in my underwear. Straight-ish. Taken. (He/Him)
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Beefcake Rising
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩⚾️🏈
📍NYC babyyyy
🔞 NSFW
Pinned
I like being porn more than I like watching it :p
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I like being porn more than I like watching it :p
I hope Santa brings me big muscles this year :)
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hope Santa brings me big muscles this year :)
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When’d he, Williams?
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
When’d he, Williams?
Goon times ahead my dudes
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Goon times ahead my dudes
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Kendrys Morales 💥 HOMER! 🏠
Off Domingo Germán | 6 inning | July 08, 2018
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 94.5 mph (2540 rpm)
Hit: 96.4 mph | 373 ft | 33°
Off Domingo Germán | 6 inning | July 08, 2018
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 94.5 mph (2540 rpm)
Hit: 96.4 mph | 373 ft | 33°
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Kendrys Morales 💥 HOMER! 🏠
Off Domingo Germán | 6 inning | July 08, 2018
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 94.5 mph (2540 rpm)
Hit: 96.4 mph | 373 ft | 33°
Off Domingo Germán | 6 inning | July 08, 2018
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 94.5 mph (2540 rpm)
Hit: 96.4 mph | 373 ft | 33°
Last day of work before I’m off for a week (yay Christmas) but tonight is also the work xmas party so it feels like an extra long day and oh my god I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow morning and quietly enjoy a nice cup of coffee before I work out…in just a thong of course. 🤪🤙🏼
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Last day of work before I’m off for a week (yay Christmas) but tonight is also the work xmas party so it feels like an extra long day and oh my god I can’t wait to wake up tomorrow morning and quietly enjoy a nice cup of coffee before I work out…in just a thong of course. 🤪🤙🏼
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New hobby: Looking at random dudes on my commute to work and thinking “yeah I could beat him up”
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New hobby: Looking at random dudes on my commute to work and thinking “yeah I could beat him up”
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Thinking about this today 😂
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thinking about this today 😂
Post a fictional character dream blunt rotation
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Post a fictional character dream blunt rotation
Haha I don’t wanna get ready for work because that means I can’t keep hanging out in my thong
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Haha I don’t wanna get ready for work because that means I can’t keep hanging out in my thong
I wanna jack off while a bunch of women squirt all over me lol
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wanna jack off while a bunch of women squirt all over me lol
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good gooners rarely make history
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
good gooners rarely make history
Dude wouldn’t it be funny if I sat on your face bro
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Dude wouldn’t it be funny if I sat on your face bro
December 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think my 2026 ny’s resolution is to love and accept myself 🥴
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think my 2026 ny’s resolution is to love and accept myself 🥴
In other news, adjusting my tricep routine has *definitely* done something because wow they’re sore (for the first time…ever?).
Bigger arms here I come?
Bigger arms here I come?
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In other news, adjusting my tricep routine has *definitely* done something because wow they’re sore (for the first time…ever?).
Bigger arms here I come?
Bigger arms here I come?
I weighed myself, and I’m (closer to) the weight I started at (before lifting) than I was at my heaviest (bulking). I don’t really know how I feel about it.
I look good and I feel good. But I also wish I was…bigger? Heavier? But what difference would a higher number on the scale make?
I look good and I feel good. But I also wish I was…bigger? Heavier? But what difference would a higher number on the scale make?
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I weighed myself, and I’m (closer to) the weight I started at (before lifting) than I was at my heaviest (bulking). I don’t really know how I feel about it.
I look good and I feel good. But I also wish I was…bigger? Heavier? But what difference would a higher number on the scale make?
I look good and I feel good. But I also wish I was…bigger? Heavier? But what difference would a higher number on the scale make?
Fur blankets are so sexy to me 😅
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fur blankets are so sexy to me 😅
Body goal: look like a Slick It Up model
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Body goal: look like a Slick It Up model