brandon wyrms :Þ
@branewyrms.bsky.social
chicago gay sewer socialist
BRAIN WORMS PARTY 🧠🪱 2028
BRAIN WORMS PARTY 🧠🪱 2028
did... did an AI write this ?
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
did... did an AI write this ?
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Getting your dad to transition so she can make me a can of ravioli
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Getting your dad to transition so she can make me a can of ravioli
oh this is rough
Nick Reiner, 32, has been arrested and booked for the murder of his parents, the Hollywood director and actor Rob Reiner and photographer Michele Singer Reiner.
Rob Reiner’s son Nick arrested after parents’ stabbing deaths
Reiner was found dead Sunday at his home with his wife, both of whom appeared to have died from stab wounds.
ebx.sh
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh this is rough
deeply evil fraternity
I finally got an answer back from CPD on Carlos Baker’s status. He’s the cop who fatally shot his partner, allegedly shortly after she ended their relationship.
“Officer Baker is on Active Status, assigned to the 6th District and Detailed to Unit 376.”
376 is the Alternate Response Section.
“Officer Baker is on Active Status, assigned to the 6th District and Detailed to Unit 376.”
376 is the Alternate Response Section.
So: a walking embodiment of ACAB who, even by pro-cop standards, should never have made it past probation and at best killed someone by incompetence and will cost the city milliions is technically still employed and no coverage I've found says if he's getting paid or not.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
deeply evil fraternity
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I'm not well versed enough in abolitionist theory to confidently say what we need to do next but this entire organization needs to be burned down to the ground. Absolute fucking joke
I finally got an answer back from CPD on Carlos Baker’s status. He’s the cop who fatally shot his partner, allegedly shortly after she ended their relationship.
“Officer Baker is on Active Status, assigned to the 6th District and Detailed to Unit 376.”
376 is the Alternate Response Section.
“Officer Baker is on Active Status, assigned to the 6th District and Detailed to Unit 376.”
376 is the Alternate Response Section.
So: a walking embodiment of ACAB who, even by pro-cop standards, should never have made it past probation and at best killed someone by incompetence and will cost the city milliions is technically still employed and no coverage I've found says if he's getting paid or not.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm not well versed enough in abolitionist theory to confidently say what we need to do next but this entire organization needs to be burned down to the ground. Absolute fucking joke
cannot imagine what the vibe is like amongst the social group of gays that interact with peter thiel. beyond rancid. putrid.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
cannot imagine what the vibe is like amongst the social group of gays that interact with peter thiel. beyond rancid. putrid.
every asteroid looks like a potato
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
every asteroid looks like a potato
$108 million dollar budget for a genderswapped remake of Mrs Doubtfire
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
$108 million dollar budget for a genderswapped remake of Mrs Doubtfire
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Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Timeline Of Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau’s Relationship https://theonion.com/timeline-of-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeaus-relationship/
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case of the mondays? here’s That Picture of tom hardy to lift your spirits
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
case of the mondays? here’s That Picture of tom hardy to lift your spirits
why are the nicotine patches kinda nice with it
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
why are the nicotine patches kinda nice with it
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makes sense, dems do love to never learn lessons and keep losing
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
makes sense, dems do love to never learn lessons and keep losing
good lord what a slow work day
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
good lord what a slow work day
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white people will literally season their depression before seasoning their food
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
white people will literally season their depression before seasoning their food
it's always a gay guy
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
it's always a gay guy
get their snowpants on! go sledding !!
Everyone's out here talking about what they'll do on The Day It Happens and I'd just like to say, think of the children!
You gotta make sure they can get in on it too, so buy some sparkling cider or something for them. It's important that we all celebrate together.
You gotta make sure they can get in on it too, so buy some sparkling cider or something for them. It's important that we all celebrate together.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
get their snowpants on! go sledding !!
"how does this make ME feel" is how they filter their thoughts because they are impulsive toddlers that never developed higher order critical thinking skills
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"how does this make ME feel" is how they filter their thoughts because they are impulsive toddlers that never developed higher order critical thinking skills
well of course the eldritch gods are stored in the great lakes
Unidentified floating objects seen off the coast of Chicago. (Presumably vessels, distorted by the “Fata Morgana effect” during the frigid weather this morning on Lake Michigan.)
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
well of course the eldritch gods are stored in the great lakes
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in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
in 2016 i was outside one night in chicago and heard screaming coming from every building around me, followed by people pouring out of every building into the street, still screaming. that’s how i found out the cubs won the series and i assume it will be how i find out that The Cool Event happened.
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I am once again looking for visibility for my job hunt. I am open to all forms of security roles. I have done client-facing, GRC, pentesting, cloud, vulnerability stuff, threat hunting, intel, all the good stuff. I'm a self-starter and willing to jump right in to tackle problems.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I am once again looking for visibility for my job hunt. I am open to all forms of security roles. I have done client-facing, GRC, pentesting, cloud, vulnerability stuff, threat hunting, intel, all the good stuff. I'm a self-starter and willing to jump right in to tackle problems.
hmm, maybe it will fill back up
It's pretty wild how the entire Central Valley of California has been shrouded in a thick, ground-level fog for almost a month now.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
hmm, maybe it will fill back up
seeing the old style sign makes me feel safe. immediately recognizable like those bright green pharmacy signs in europe
I actually forgot that I called this one “Unofficial Chicago Flag”
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
seeing the old style sign makes me feel safe. immediately recognizable like those bright green pharmacy signs in europe
getting a firearm license and a gun so i can shoot it into the air when He croaks
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
getting a firearm license and a gun so i can shoot it into the air when He croaks
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a lot of bari weiss criticism wreaks of ableism. what if people who suck is her autistic fixation
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
a lot of bari weiss criticism wreaks of ableism. what if people who suck is her autistic fixation