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chicago gay sewer socialist

BRAIN WORMS PARTY 🧠🪱 2028
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Trump telling big oil about the invasion before he tells America during his big speech tonight and they leak it lmao
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is asking U.S. oil companies if they’re interested in returning to Venezuela once Maduro is toppled, per sources familiar with the discussions.

So far, the answer is a hard “no.”
Trump administration asking US oil industry to return to Venezuela — but getting no takers
The administration’s outreach to the industry, previously unreported, is the latest sign the White House is dreaming of a post-Maduro future for Venezuela.
www.politico.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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FUCKIN FACTS 💯
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
he's had better truth social posts
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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our entire government is a hypercapitalist criminal enterprise to enrich the worst pieces of shit on earth. we gotta dismantle this shit piece by piece
God dam it
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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God dam it
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
what is bro yapping about
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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The horrors may persist, but so too does the CTA holiday train
December 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Graffiti commentary on an advertisement inside a Red Line car
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Happy hump day
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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You roll into Ohare one week before Christmas and cause chaos in the rideshare lot for only one reason and it's not to keep people safe.
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
gonna start dressing like im new york and piss off every chicagoan
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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ma’am
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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GREAT NEWS! This year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog is powered by AI! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
one of the most bizarre reply fights i've gotten into on here started bc i interpreted the word "singular" to mean "the only" and not "there are others but this one is the biggest" which still didn't invalidate my reply in the first place
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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That old stick about the Roman Empire, and how the actual sign of the collapse was a bridge falling down and nobody coming to fix it.
Replacing collapsed bridge 'nigh on impossible' cost for council
The Spey Viaduct was completed in 1886 but partially collapsed into the Moray river at the weekend.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
good gooners rarely make history
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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just received an email
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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You guys are so sad and stressed. I wish I could feed you pills like at a petting zoo
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
confirmed: no one reads past the headlines anymore. crisis of critical thinking
Academics and technologists are sounding the alarm about a growing crisis in scholarship as we know it: AI-generated citations of nonexistent papers that have infested real journals. Despite being fake, the sources are widely assumed to be authentic the more they appear in published literature.
AI Is Inventing Academic Papers That Don't Exist -- And They're Being Cited in Real Journals
Academic articles from authors using large language model are creating an ecosystem of fake research that threatens human knowledge itself.
www.rollingstone.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
switched to a non-stimmy recently and i'm fully committed to shaping my life to achieve my deepest desires ????
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the collective serve for this single cover... served ate and paid the whole table's tab
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i have so much shit in my home to purge 😒
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"let's make a show about two gay guys that DONT fuck"

be for fucking real
last piece for the year! I spoke with author Rachel Reid and show runner Jacob Tierney about why & how Heated Rivalary became such a monster hit.

Spoiler: Jacob is really glad he didn’t listen to the exec who said the characters shouldn’t have sex until Season 2!
Few People Saw TV’s Latest Breakout Hit Coming. There’s a Secret Behind Its Success.
How Heated Rivalry pulled off its hat trick, according to the minds behind the series.
slate.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM