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GodBunk
@bumblepop.bsky.social
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God only talks to me because I have a pool.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 11
Very encouraging. Thanks Tarot Room.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 8
I always thought Barron was his youngest.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 8
If Bluesky dies, who’s going to ignore my posts?
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 7
Tell that to Lifetime Network.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 7
You know it is.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 7
Who cares why? We should all just be happy Dean Cain quit acting.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Aug 6
I probably wouldn’t hate my bathroom mirror as much if it wasn’t such a stupid, stupid liar.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 18
Quietly wishing he didn’t go with such a bright yellow for the guest room.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 18
Obviously you’re not a K-Pop fan.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
🙏🙏🙏
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
Charging white rhino.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
Hoping you keep your streak alive.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
Not surprised the Catholics gave up on birth control after what happened to Mary.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
I don’t think Queen Elizabeth checks her messages anymore.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 17
Agree with the sentiment. But what does the lead singer of the Sheepdogs have to do with it?
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
Don’t know who this ‘Jesus’ guy is, but it sounds like he’s bucking for a one way ticket back to Krypton.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse, nothing is.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
I’m very sorry.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
That woman is old enough to be her grandmother.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
My 4th alien probing was the one that got me thinking, ‘This is not about science anymore.’
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
Joking. Badly.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
Then you would have loved my MySpace page.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 16
Sexy posts drive more engagement. That’s why I wrote this one pantless.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 15
I bet he’s dreaming that he’s himself.
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GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social · Jul 11
You know he would Bro.
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