Stuart
@buscemian.bsky.social
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Three things can be in tatters: hopes, flags and arseholes. And I’ve done them all.
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buscemian.bsky.social
Channel 4 recently introduced a paid ad-free version. Might be part of that to add to the appeal
buscemian.bsky.social
Taking out the empties in a Waitrose re-usable
buscemian.bsky.social
I’ve always suspected this, and always - probably naively - hoped that they’ll go easy on me as a result
fesshole.bsky.social
Mot tester here. If you leave loose change under your car seat, then we'll take it. 20p, 50p & £1 coins, never notes though. If you didn't know it was there, you'll never miss it. Pays for butty vans & dinners during the week. Cheers
buscemian.bsky.social
Apple suddenly and inexplicably cancelled my account earlier this year. It was reinstated a couple of days later - just a glitch I guess - but it was a useful reminder to save photos etc elsewhere because their power is pretty much absolute otherwise
craiggrannell.bsky.social
A question people should ask themselves, but rarely do: What would you do if, tomorrow, Google, Apple, Microsoft, Dropbox, and every other cloud provider you use closed your account without warning? Then maybe spend some of today safeguarding against that eventuality.
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tedmaul.bsky.social
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
buscemian.bsky.social
Great idea. “I know just what you’re saying.”
buscemian.bsky.social
“Do you mind?” Causes such shame I think.
jojofromjerz.bsky.social
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
buscemian.bsky.social
Wonder what comfort food Gregg Wallace eats.
buscemian.bsky.social
This is what Fesshole was made for.
fesshole.bsky.social
I'm a quite a well known TV actor and have been doing it for over 20 years. When you act on TV, as part of your costume the wardrobe dept also provide a pair of socks. I instantly put the socks in my bag and wear my own. Not bought a pair for years.
buscemian.bsky.social
Heard someone say “I shit you not” today. First time in ages. More please.
buscemian.bsky.social
Greatly enjoyed carrying two life-sized model toilets home from Beavers tonight. Really learned about World Toilet Day.
buscemian.bsky.social
Presumably it’s the bishop with the highest raised eyebrow who gets the nod next.
buscemian.bsky.social
Perthshire was absolutely beautiful this morning. My foremost ‘why isn’t this place more popular’ region.