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"ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰. 𝔑𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔥 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱?"
•𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸
•𝙽/𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜
•𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝙼'𝚜
•𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒-𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙
•𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖.
•𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚖'𝚜
•𝙼𝚞𝚗≠𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎
•𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸
•𝙽/𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜
•𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝙼'𝚜
•𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒-𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙
•𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖.
•𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚖'𝚜
•𝙼𝚞𝚗≠𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎
“. . . Y- yeah, I am that simple.”
He replied as he huffed. Eyes laser focused as he slowly unbuttoned his jacket, then shirt.
“Fff- fine, fine. This’ll be an experience.. that’s for sure. ~”
He replied as he huffed. Eyes laser focused as he slowly unbuttoned his jacket, then shirt.
“Fff- fine, fine. This’ll be an experience.. that’s for sure. ~”
⛲️: "You're very simple, Mister Miller. It's one of your best qualities! It makes you very sweet."
She squishes her own chest together to make sure Miller can see
"We've only got 15 minutes till we get to the hospital... want me to get you ready for your wife?~"
She squishes her own chest together to make sure Miller can see
"We've only got 15 minutes till we get to the hospital... want me to get you ready for your wife?~"
As she did so, Miller scratched at the back of his neck. Fanning himself slightly as he chuckled nervously.
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“. . . Y- yeah, I am that simple.”
He replied as he huffed. Eyes laser focused as he slowly unbuttoned his jacket, then shirt.
“Fff- fine, fine. This’ll be an experience.. that’s for sure. ~”
He replied as he huffed. Eyes laser focused as he slowly unbuttoned his jacket, then shirt.
“Fff- fine, fine. This’ll be an experience.. that’s for sure. ~”
As she did so, Miller scratched at the back of his neck. Fanning himself slightly as he chuckled nervously.
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
⛲️: She giggles and undoes another button on her blouse, showing off a bit more
"Oh come on, you're not 'easy' just a bit more simple. I had to call you 'master' last time to keep you distracted, but... I imagine your wife does that plenty for you now~"
"Oh come on, you're not 'easy' just a bit more simple. I had to call you 'master' last time to keep you distracted, but... I imagine your wife does that plenty for you now~"
Blinking, and like an idiot, instantly eyes locked onto her unbuttoned top.
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As she did so, Miller scratched at the back of his neck. Fanning himself slightly as he chuckled nervously.
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
“Y- yes, she does, and it’s hot.. why is the car so hot now!?- … I’m not /that/ simple!”
Blinking, and like an idiot, instantly eyes locked onto her unbuttoned top.
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
⛲️: She unbuttons the top of her blouse to show off a bit
"I don't recall using these...~"
"I don't recall using these...~"
“. . . Hey, that’s a different tone—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Blinking, and like an idiot, instantly eyes locked onto her unbuttoned top.
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
“. . . I- don’t recall that either. Or in a car—“
He replied as he quickly shook his head—. Hey, look at that, he’s grown a bit more strength— “Hey now, I’m not that easy!”
“No problem!- Oh, Wee!”
He went limp of course as his tail wagged. Chuckling as he nodded, patting her tail.
“Not bad kid, not bad at all! Keep up the practice! Soon you’ll be as good as me!”
He went limp of course as his tail wagged. Chuckling as he nodded, patting her tail.
“Not bad kid, not bad at all! Keep up the practice! Soon you’ll be as good as me!”
“Ow!”
She glared at him, but is glad that her arm has been taken care of.
“Thanks daddy-o”
Speaking of tail- she uses it to coil around his body and pick him up.
“Ta dah! I’ve been practicing-”
She glared at him, but is glad that her arm has been taken care of.
“Thanks daddy-o”
Speaking of tail- she uses it to coil around his body and pick him up.
“Ta dah! I’ve been practicing-”
“Use your tail! It’s about time you start learning how to do everything with it—“
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“No problem!- Oh, Wee!”
He went limp of course as his tail wagged. Chuckling as he nodded, patting her tail.
“Not bad kid, not bad at all! Keep up the practice! Soon you’ll be as good as me!”
He went limp of course as his tail wagged. Chuckling as he nodded, patting her tail.
“Not bad kid, not bad at all! Keep up the practice! Soon you’ll be as good as me!”
“. . . Hey, that’s a different tone—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
⛲️: She looks at him and lightly licks the match to put it out, looking at her phone and smiling a bit
"Slasher said nothing from last time to distract you... we didn't do everything last time, did we?~"
"Slasher said nothing from last time to distract you... we didn't do everything last time, did we?~"
“. . . Fuck you.” he mumbled as he pouted. Sighing as he shook his head.
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“. . . Hey, that’s a different tone—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
He replied as he eyed her warily. Now fearing for his (hips) life as he shrugged.
“We did, /a l o t/ last time— why?—“
“Use your tail! It’s about time you start learning how to do everything with it—“
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
“Oh no! How will I stream my music and give you horn scratches at the same time with only one arm??”
“Mm, I dunno kid.. Looks too far gone.. might just have to amputate—“
He replied as he inspected her arm.
He replied as he inspected her arm.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Use your tail! It’s about time you start learning how to do everything with it—“
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
He replied before suddenly dousing her arm with alcohol, then slapping a band-aid on it.
“Ta-Da!”
“Mm, I dunno kid.. Looks too far gone.. might just have to amputate—“
He replied as he inspected her arm.
He replied as he inspected her arm.
“Tripped and landed on a broke beer bottle”
She holds out her arm.
“Help me before I bleed out plleeeaasssee”
She holds out her arm.
“Help me before I bleed out plleeeaasssee”
“. . . What did you do-“
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Mm, I dunno kid.. Looks too far gone.. might just have to amputate—“
He replied as he inspected her arm.
He replied as he inspected her arm.
“. . . Fuck you.” he mumbled as he pouted. Sighing as he shook his head.
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
⛲️: She glares and pins his tail with one hand, lighting a match with the other
"If you want to put this down your throat and see if you don't blow up, I won't take you to a hospital, okay? I can see the gunpowder in your teeth, your skull would probably explode first."
"If you want to put this down your throat and see if you don't blow up, I won't take you to a hospital, okay? I can see the gunpowder in your teeth, your skull would probably explode first."
“GLGH—“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“. . . Fuck you.” he mumbled as he pouted. Sighing as he shook his head.
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
“Fine.. hospital. But I’m not going quietly.” He replied as he started loudly making imp noises—
“. . . What did you do-“
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“. . . What did you do-“
“GLGH—“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
⛲️: She nods and taps her phone, calling for Slasher to meet them at the hospital
"Whenever she says to take care of you know, she says specifically not to distract you the same way as before."
Her tail wraps around his neck and then pins him down, and she gets over him
++
"Whenever she says to take care of you know, she says specifically not to distract you the same way as before."
Her tail wraps around his neck and then pins him down, and she gets over him
++
“HISSSSS- yes please- HISSSSS-“
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“GLGH—“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
Cue him staring up at Jane as his eyes narrowed. His own tail trying to find leverage to pull her off.
“. . . FffffIINE- FINE FINE, fine. I’ll stop scratching your damn car.” He grumbled, still trying to buck her off.
“BUT I DON’T NEED A HOSPITAL, RELEASE ME-“
“HISSSSS- yes please- HISSSSS-“
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
⛲️: The doors stay locked, childlocks are on, and her driver starts taking them to the hospital, Jane sits back and lights a cigarette
"You want me to call your wife, so she can meet us there?"
"You want me to call your wife, so she can meet us there?"
“HiiiSSSSS!?-“
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“HISSSSS- yes please- HISSSSS-“
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
Clawing at the windows as he’s using his teeth to scratch at the windows—.
“Of course don’t worry! I have no soul! So I win in that front!!”
After a while she eventually stops.
“Dad…. Please just promise me you’ll be more careful. You know how Overlords can be….”
“Dad…. Please just promise me you’ll be more careful. You know how Overlords can be….”
“ACK- YOU- QUIT IT—“
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Of course don’t worry! I have no soul! So I win in that front!!”
“ACK- YOU- QUIT IT—“
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
“You!?! stupid!?!-”
And she puts him down and starts lightly hitting his head the same way a cat would.
“Bad! Bad dad!! Enough simping!!”
And she puts him down and starts lightly hitting his head the same way a cat would.
“Bad! Bad dad!! Enough simping!!”
“H AV E YOU SEEN THAT BODY—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“ACK- YOU- QUIT IT—“
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
Hissing as he tries to do the same thing back at her—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY—
“H AV E YOU SEEN THAT BODY—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
“YOU GAVE VALENTINO- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?”
She starts shaking him like a rag doll-
She starts shaking him like a rag doll-
“Well for your information, the gunpowder was accidental—. I forgot to read—… Oh and Valentino needed a massage, so, yeah—“
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“H AV E YOU SEEN THAT BODY—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
Send as he was shook like a maraca—.
“I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT EASY OF AN IMP—“
“Well for your information, the gunpowder was accidental—. I forgot to read—… Oh and Valentino needed a massage, so, yeah—“
She sighed.
“Oh dad…. Always lecturing me about staying out of trouble and yet here you are….”
“Oh dad…. Always lecturing me about staying out of trouble and yet here you are….”
“. . . I sometimes forget that you can sniff—“
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Well for your information, the gunpowder was accidental—. I forgot to read—… Oh and Valentino needed a massage, so, yeah—“
“. . . Rehearse that much?”
He replied, tail flicking occasionally as he raised an eyebrow. Scoffing as he shook his head.
“Yeah yeah, ya’ atleast had the decency to apology. So thanks for that, I guess.”
He replied, tail flicking occasionally as he raised an eyebrow. Scoffing as he shook his head.
“Yeah yeah, ya’ atleast had the decency to apology. So thanks for that, I guess.”
She'd step back a momment before holding out a hand with a brow raised.
" Yer like... most of ya is below my vision dude. But fair, my bad, didn't mean to bump into ya... blah blah were all just sinners blah blah. "
" Yer like... most of ya is below my vision dude. But fair, my bad, didn't mean to bump into ya... blah blah were all just sinners blah blah. "
“WATCH IT YOU—“
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“. . . Rehearse that much?”
He replied, tail flicking occasionally as he raised an eyebrow. Scoffing as he shook his head.
“Yeah yeah, ya’ atleast had the decency to apology. So thanks for that, I guess.”
He replied, tail flicking occasionally as he raised an eyebrow. Scoffing as he shook his head.
“Yeah yeah, ya’ atleast had the decency to apology. So thanks for that, I guess.”
“. . . I sometimes forget that you can sniff—“
Sniff sniff.
“You smell like gunpowder, Angel Dust, and….. Valentino!?!?”
“You smell like gunpowder, Angel Dust, and….. Valentino!?!?”
“Didn’t do it—“
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“. . . I sometimes forget that you can sniff—“
“WATCH IT YOU—“
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
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" Oh shit, sorry. Almost didn' see ya down there. "
Having almost bumped into the Imp.
" Oh shit, sorry. Almost didn' see ya down there. "
Having almost bumped into the Imp.
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“WATCH IT YOU—“
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
Cue him looking around, before glancing up.
“… I’m not that short!”
“Didn’t do it—“
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
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Picks him up-
“Dad- why does it smell like you’ve gotten yourself into trouble?”
Picks him up-
“Dad- why does it smell like you’ve gotten yourself into trouble?”
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Didn’t do it—“
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
Right off the bat, no hesitation—
“. . . Oh- O H- OH that’s where I remember you from! Angel Dust, right!”
Cue the imp’s tail now flicking form side to side-
Cue the imp’s tail now flicking form side to side-
‴ Oh yeah, I bet you have- if you ever watched porn~ ‷
Angel only seems more entertained now, leaning in with a wink.
Angel only seems more entertained now, leaning in with a wink.
“. . . Hmm- I swear I’ve seen you before..”
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“. . . Oh- O H- OH that’s where I remember you from! Angel Dust, right!”
Cue the imp’s tail now flicking form side to side-
Cue the imp’s tail now flicking form side to side-
“HiiiSSSSS!?-“
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
⛲️: "You should've thought of that before you ate gunpowder."
She carries him to the car, her tail fighting with his the whole time before she tosses him into the backseat
She carries him to the car, her tail fighting with his the whole time before she tosses him into the backseat
“But I don’t wannaaa!!”
Grumbling as he went limp. Groaning dramatically as his tail tugged at her arms.
Grumbling as he went limp. Groaning dramatically as his tail tugged at her arms.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“HiiiSSSSS!?-“
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
Casually landing on his face in the backseat—. Scratching at the doors like a wild animal—
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“. . . Hmm- I swear I’ve seen you before..”
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—
‴ Aw, do I, really? I’m just an innocent spider demon, nothin’ special~ ‷
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“. . . Hmm- I swear I’ve seen you before..”
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—
Imp casually tilting his head as the visible cogs turn in his head—