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brodi
@butchmagic.bsky.social
28 / butch / lesbian / disabled / cat dad / genderhuh? / Pokémon mystery dungeon enthusiast
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fuck my CHUNGUS life dude (I forgot to hit send on an email to my professor)
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So… do kids not get to use a desktop computer lab at school anymore? because my 9 and 6 yo niblings don’t know how to use a mouse. Tried to play Minecraft with them and the sweet stupid little angels kept rotating it all funny and clicking the wheel instead of the buttons 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He in a liddle box
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Would be awesome if my intrusive thoughts didn’t tell me to pour my drink into the baggie of irreplaceable 70-year-old love letters from my long-dead granddad
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The One Who Take A Large Fee To Appear At The Omelas Comedy Festival.

'So what's the deal with the kid in the cellar? An I right or am I right? '
The Ones Who Visit Omelas Without Doing a Ton of Research But Then on the Tour of Omelas They’re Like “Wait What the Fuck Did the Tour Guide Just Say”
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Kid on the school yard is currently encouraging his classmates to finish their jogging by yelling, “good job, big daddy. Let’s go, big daddy, come on big daddy”
September 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It took me 11 years but I finally made it from the parking lot to the big nickel
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Also I went to elf school with my niblings who actually naturally just look Like That.
September 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Having a really good summer
September 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Guys I love Santa’s Village so much
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.
3. If you see content that disturbs you, immediately (or as fast as possible) go and play 20-30 minutes of Tetris (or any other fast-paced game with your eyes sweeping over the visual field that has caused visual artifacts to linger when you close your eyes for you in the past).
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I thought this was one video thumbnail instead of two shorts side by side and went “damn the guests on financial audit are getting craaaaazy”
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I painted some seagulls today, why do they scream at their own feet sometimes lmao
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Jumpscared by my own wet armpit hair lookin like a wiggly worm in the corner of my vision 💀
August 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It doesn’t 👏 mean it’s 👏 not hard 👏 just 👏 because 👏 it’s common👏
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Put a fan in your belly get strong 💪
August 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Becoming aware of your own physical form
a person is covered in flames in a dark room
ALT: a person is covered in flames in a dark room
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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delete chapter one. delete chapter two. delete chapter three. delete chapter four. delete chapter five. delete chapter six. delete chapter seven. delete chapter eight. delete chapter nine. delete chapter ten. delete chapter eleven. chapter twelve is your first chapter now
August 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Call me temmie cuz this bigch going back to colleg
August 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The New York Times Spelling Bee
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
www.nytimes.com
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Have you guys seen that one dinosaur movie Jurassic Park?? It’s like really good you should totally check it out
July 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ohhhhhh goddddd I just remembered orangutans are critically endangered ohhhhhhhhh my shayla nooo
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM