Today is a day for celebrating every appliance whose clock is now accurate after being ignored by their (I’m gonna guess primarily male) owners over the last 6 months. Throw something in your microwave or oven in honor of its big day

it’s just kinda sad that millions of people voted for a candidate bc they thought he would press a big nonexistent button that said “make groceries less expensive” and then two weeks in he pressed a big button that says “make groceries more expensive”

This is the wildest NBA trade I’ve ever seen

Back. To. Back.

Why don’t tshirt cannons exist anymore? Someone got absolutely rocked by a flying tee and sued didn’t they? Someone ruined this for us.

Watching football in the snow is so aesthetically pleasing