Brian W. Kelly
@bwpkelly.bsky.social
Husband, father, hardcore left. Mets & Devils fan. Clocking days in Korporate Amerika until I retire. Love dogs, have a senior dog now. My retirement plan is to get a pair of puppies in a year or so to train & share pro bono as therapy dogs.
With all the Epstein files redactions and delays, I fear that the best outcome we can get is irrefutable proof that Trump has a micropenis.
Which would explain a lot.
Which would explain a lot.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
With all the Epstein files redactions and delays, I fear that the best outcome we can get is irrefutable proof that Trump has a micropenis.
Which would explain a lot.
Which would explain a lot.
My talented sister. Great photographer. She used to bring 8-year-old me to marches in the Village in the `60s & `70s. Now she organizes protests and all sorts of good left wing stuff in her wee village in upstate New York. Never stopped resisting, never will. #LonnaKelly
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December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My talented sister. Great photographer. She used to bring 8-year-old me to marches in the Village in the `60s & `70s. Now she organizes protests and all sorts of good left wing stuff in her wee village in upstate New York. Never stopped resisting, never will. #LonnaKelly
lonna-studio.printify.me
lonna-studio.printify.me
This is some bullshit. And completely unacceptable, but not at all surprising, unfortunately. They probably ran out of black sharpies.
Epstein files won’t be released by deadline, Department of Justice says
Members of Congress have warned that officials could face legal repercussions for the delay
www.yahoo.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is some bullshit. And completely unacceptable, but not at all surprising, unfortunately. They probably ran out of black sharpies.
It's Epstein Day. In a sane world, this would lead to dozens of prosecutions and convictions. But it's not, so I'm just hoping it leads to a repudiation of rapist pedophiles and the folks that sought to shield them - and that we see that reaction strongly impact the 2026 midterm elections..
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It's Epstein Day. In a sane world, this would lead to dozens of prosecutions and convictions. But it's not, so I'm just hoping it leads to a repudiation of rapist pedophiles and the folks that sought to shield them - and that we see that reaction strongly impact the 2026 midterm elections..
I’m convinced the girl from the Polar Express grew up to be Michelle Obama. And don’t come at me with logic and so on, it was all Christmas Magic, and she is one of the best gifts America has ever been blessed with.
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m convinced the girl from the Polar Express grew up to be Michelle Obama. And don’t come at me with logic and so on, it was all Christmas Magic, and she is one of the best gifts America has ever been blessed with.
The first two years of the POTUS' term that we elect in 2028 will be devoted 100% to cleaning up the mess this piece of shit left behind. Their main problem will be prioritizing what to fix first. Stuff like the below will be easy, others not so much.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The first two years of the POTUS' term that we elect in 2028 will be devoted 100% to cleaning up the mess this piece of shit left behind. Their main problem will be prioritizing what to fix first. Stuff like the below will be easy, others not so much.
I've got a thousand bucks says Trump's Hail Mary drivel last night did not win one new heart, or one new mind.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I've got a thousand bucks says Trump's Hail Mary drivel last night did not win one new heart, or one new mind.
Things I'd rather do than watch Trump tonight:
Stick pins in my eyes
Shit or go blind
Cuddle with Anne Coulter ... no, wait.
Stick pins in my eyes
Shit or go blind
Cuddle with Anne Coulter ... no, wait.
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Things I'd rather do than watch Trump tonight:
Stick pins in my eyes
Shit or go blind
Cuddle with Anne Coulter ... no, wait.
Stick pins in my eyes
Shit or go blind
Cuddle with Anne Coulter ... no, wait.
Don't ever get too excited about Trump hitting new lows in approval ratings. His most loyal supporters hang up on pollsters, and his most dangerously loyal supporters mask their racist, sexist, xenophobic world views in public, and indulge their real opinions in the voting booth.
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don't ever get too excited about Trump hitting new lows in approval ratings. His most loyal supporters hang up on pollsters, and his most dangerously loyal supporters mask their racist, sexist, xenophobic world views in public, and indulge their real opinions in the voting booth.
“He's going to talk a lot about the accomplishments over the past 11 months, all that he's done to bring our country back to greatness, and all he continues to plan to do...,” she said.
So, Trump's speech should last, what, 7 seconds? And consist of seven lies?
So, Trump's speech should last, what, 7 seconds? And consist of seven lies?
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“He's going to talk a lot about the accomplishments over the past 11 months, all that he's done to bring our country back to greatness, and all he continues to plan to do...,” she said.
So, Trump's speech should last, what, 7 seconds? And consist of seven lies?
So, Trump's speech should last, what, 7 seconds? And consist of seven lies?
Just Jack nails it here...
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just Jack nails it here...
I was trying to figure out what Trump would do to shift focus from the Epstein files release on 12/19, and it looks like he convinced Susie Wiles to commit seppuku. Gotta admit, I did not see that coming.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was trying to figure out what Trump would do to shift focus from the Epstein files release on 12/19, and it looks like he convinced Susie Wiles to commit seppuku. Gotta admit, I did not see that coming.
So, we've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with Venezuela before 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with and heavily redacted Epstein files.
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So, we've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with Venezuela before 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with and heavily redacted Epstein files.
Be careful you don't trample an elf...
Christmas: Santa's Moshpit
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December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Be careful you don't trample an elf...
I’m at 699 followers. If a good portion of them seem to be Amerasian women with suspiciously large breasts, I guess that must mean I’m still a good-looking devil.
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m at 699 followers. If a good portion of them seem to be Amerasian women with suspiciously large breasts, I guess that must mean I’m still a good-looking devil.
I went to buy Milano Olympics gear in anticipation of our trip. Came to $295 for 3 sweatshirts & a mug. And then $103 in tariffs.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I went to buy Milano Olympics gear in anticipation of our trip. Came to $295 for 3 sweatshirts & a mug. And then $103 in tariffs.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
We've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with them by 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with Epstein files.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with them by 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with Epstein files.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Jesus Christ. Diaz to the Dodgers. The Mets are Metsing again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Jesus Christ. Diaz to the Dodgers. The Mets are Metsing again.
I’m sure Steve Cropper is on more than a few of these tunes. Give this playlist a listen: Christmas: Stone Soul Christmas
open.spotify.com/playlist/0lH...
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Spotify – Web Player
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December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m sure Steve Cropper is on more than a few of these tunes. Give this playlist a listen: Christmas: Stone Soul Christmas
open.spotify.com/playlist/0lH...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0lH...
How cool is this? Thanks @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
How cool is this? Thanks @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Let’s Go! The first song of the Kelly Christmas season is always Keef. Big surpise, hmmm?
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Christmas: Kelly Family Favorites 180 Minutes
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November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Let’s Go! The first song of the Kelly Christmas season is always Keef. Big surpise, hmmm?
open.spotify.com/playlist/01h...
open.spotify.com/playlist/01h...