Brian W. Kelly
@bwpkelly.bsky.social
Husband, father, hardcore left. Mets & Devils fan. Clocking days in Korporate Amerika until I retire. Love dogs, have a senior dog now. My retirement plan is to get a pair of puppies in a year or so to train & share pro bono as therapy dogs.
With all the Epstein files redactions and delays, I fear that the best outcome we can get is irrefutable proof that Trump has a micropenis.
Which would explain a lot.
Which would explain a lot.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
With all the Epstein files redactions and delays, I fear that the best outcome we can get is irrefutable proof that Trump has a micropenis.
Which would explain a lot.
Which would explain a lot.
My talented sister. Great photographer. She used to bring 8-year-old me to marches in the Village in the `60s & `70s. Now she organizes protests and all sorts of good left wing stuff in her wee village in upstate New York. Never stopped resisting, never will. #LonnaKelly
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December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My talented sister. Great photographer. She used to bring 8-year-old me to marches in the Village in the `60s & `70s. Now she organizes protests and all sorts of good left wing stuff in her wee village in upstate New York. Never stopped resisting, never will. #LonnaKelly
lonna-studio.printify.me
lonna-studio.printify.me
I’m convinced the girl from the Polar Express grew up to be Michelle Obama. And don’t come at me with logic and so on, it was all Christmas Magic, and she is one of the best gifts America has ever been blessed with.
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m convinced the girl from the Polar Express grew up to be Michelle Obama. And don’t come at me with logic and so on, it was all Christmas Magic, and she is one of the best gifts America has ever been blessed with.
The first two years of the POTUS' term that we elect in 2028 will be devoted 100% to cleaning up the mess this piece of shit left behind. Their main problem will be prioritizing what to fix first. Stuff like the below will be easy, others not so much.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The first two years of the POTUS' term that we elect in 2028 will be devoted 100% to cleaning up the mess this piece of shit left behind. Their main problem will be prioritizing what to fix first. Stuff like the below will be easy, others not so much.
I was trying to figure out what Trump would do to shift focus from the Epstein files release on 12/19, and it looks like he convinced Susie Wiles to commit seppuku. Gotta admit, I did not see that coming.
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I was trying to figure out what Trump would do to shift focus from the Epstein files release on 12/19, and it looks like he convinced Susie Wiles to commit seppuku. Gotta admit, I did not see that coming.
I went to buy Milano Olympics gear in anticipation of our trip. Came to $295 for 3 sweatshirts & a mug. And then $103 in tariffs.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I went to buy Milano Olympics gear in anticipation of our trip. Came to $295 for 3 sweatshirts & a mug. And then $103 in tariffs.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
Tell me again how other countries are paying the #tariffs & it won’t impact American consumers.
Anyway, I said the hell with that, I’ll just buy them when we get there.
We've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with them by 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with Epstein files.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We've gone from summarily executing Venezuelans for crimes not punishable by death, to just flat out stealing their oil. All in preparation for us to be at war with them by 12/19, when the Feds have to release the inevitably tampered with Epstein files.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Jesus Christ. Here's a good looking #dog.
Just add the overcoat...
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just add the overcoat...
So, these days when we question authority, authority replies: "Quiet, quiet piggy."
I mean, they always said that, but never in public or on camera.
I mean, they always said that, but never in public or on camera.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So, these days when we question authority, authority replies: "Quiet, quiet piggy."
I mean, they always said that, but never in public or on camera.
I mean, they always said that, but never in public or on camera.
Kinda funny that Ai used to mean pale throated toed sloth, and now (in my wee corner of Korporate Amerikkka) I think #AI just stands for slothful copywriters.
Am I reaching? Probably. It's been a long week.
Am I reaching? Probably. It's been a long week.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Kinda funny that Ai used to mean pale throated toed sloth, and now (in my wee corner of Korporate Amerikkka) I think #AI just stands for slothful copywriters.
Am I reaching? Probably. It's been a long week.
Am I reaching? Probably. It's been a long week.
This freak the MAGA folks adore is advocating for 50-year mortgages, 15-year car loans, thinks no one knows how magnets work, cites WalMart promos as evidence, and is now relying on DoorDash for data. Jesus Christ! When will these scared old white people admit they made a horrible, horrible mistake?
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This freak the MAGA folks adore is advocating for 50-year mortgages, 15-year car loans, thinks no one knows how magnets work, cites WalMart promos as evidence, and is now relying on DoorDash for data. Jesus Christ! When will these scared old white people admit they made a horrible, horrible mistake?
Zero empathy. Zero humanity. Jesus, not even curiosity. There may be something to that reptilian aliens thing after all.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Zero empathy. Zero humanity. Jesus, not even curiosity. There may be something to that reptilian aliens thing after all.
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He's just living in an alternate reality, but unfortunately he has great impact on our reality.
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He's just living in an alternate reality, but unfortunately he has great impact on our reality.
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There’s just no talking to these MAGA motherfuckers anymore
October 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There’s just no talking to these MAGA motherfuckers anymore
The Kelly Family at the Brookfield CT No Kings. I’m behind the camera
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The Kelly Family at the Brookfield CT No Kings. I’m behind the camera