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Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
I might have exact funds to do Reijnders and Evanilson to Doku and Thiago.
Knee Jerkin' FC
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mateta, Sarr, Semenyo, Senesi, and Pope all playing today and I think the best thing that's happened for me is Pope getting hooked early to avoid losing another point when he invariably concedes that pen?
Sarr gets unlimited chances and Semenyo takes a pen. Nah, those aren't results.
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November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm vs #1 in my HU league today and he used BB.

He's got 31 w/ 7 to play. I'm on 20 w/6. But he capped Bowen and I'm on Haaland.

I did the math (I didn't) and if 🤖 gets 4 goals, Pope/Senesi clean, and Sarr braces I'll pull the upset.

I think pizza piss is the phrase y'all use?

#pieceiknow #fpl
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Brutal for us to get a draw but hats off to Sunderland. They've got a lot of talent and fight hard. I don't envy anyone having to go into their house.
Now we shake this off and get back to what we do.
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trossard BANG!
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pleeeeease at least toss me a bone and let Andersen get DC
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November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Feeling very indecisive about this benching decision at the last minute which is annoying as hell.
I know it's going to piss me off if Evanilson finally gets points after all these weeks but is on my bench.
But oh well.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I got a little high for #Bugonia and obviously that's always going to be the rightest choice. Unless it's not.
Go check it out. Good stuff.
I recommend bringing the right snacks.
I had a ass-pocket of double burger and dark chocolate almonds.
The dusted kind not coated.
Wish they'd been coated.
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nothing personal but I hope João Pedro hurts all y'all so terribly.

Obvs he'll most likely damage me instead, and not just as karmic payback for this petty display of ill will.

I would have said this whether I owned him or not. And it would be just as true either way.

#fpl #cansuckit #justjokes
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reijnders and Evanilson are still issues but will probably WC in 12 or 13, so I'd like to try to roll this week.
So I'm thinking bench them both and play a 442 with Andersen and Senesi.
Not in love with it, though.
1FT, 0.1m itb
Any better ideas?
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This one was chock-full of useful bits. Check it out, folks!
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
80 pts and a decent green. Didn't quite wipe out all of the red from last week but if I can get another one like it, I'll be back where I was in GW7 before my life fell apart... I mean before my FPL team fell apart.
Melodrama FC.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ndiaye off with a knock is brutal for him and also for Everton in this game.
But not as brutal as it is for my attempted comeback in FPL this week 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Nobody:

Me: Unsubscribing from any youtuber with João "The Menace" Pedro in their thumbnail

#bitter
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just add Pope to my list of missteps this season. Pretty aggravating.

If it wasn’t for issues I’d have no skill at all 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hmm looks like a bad week to have a decent week
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If there's any justice in this game, Andersen will not only start but he'll score between 13 and 17 pts like those other twats 🙃
#nojustice #nopeace #formyfpl
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Reposted by bwsplitta
Sorry for not posting much FPL stuff on here.

Here's my latest FPL schedule spreadsheet.

We don't know when the EFL Cup QF between Arsenal & Palace will be played, but it doesn't look like it'll cause a Blank GW
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My (F)P(L)TSD is showing.

I'm utterly convinced Pedro will outscore Mateta this week since I made the transfer. Like so convinced that I'm considering creating an account with a sportsbook to place a bet.

Laziness will probably stop me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The other day I asked a friend who has lived in London for about 30 years if it was common to say the word "pronunciation" like "pronounce-iation" bc I've heard multiple CCs say it this way.
She said she honestly wasn't sure.
ChatGPT says nah.
Does #FPL have its own colloquialisms?
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Would love to turn the tide this week after 2 frustrating reds, so I'm hoping to get some inspiration from Sam w/ my coffee this morning.
Expecting more red as I have multiple probs and the biggest TV struggle in my illustrious 2.25 yr fpl career.
The world is burning so this is just distraction tho
🍿 NEW FPL VIDEO
🔓 My GW10 Team Selection
🚨 Blank & Double Gameweek News Explained

Watch here: youtu.be/TCE1Eef7FLc
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Whoa, I really misunderestimated the length of that Spurs nail in my gameweek coffin 🫠
#fpl
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There goes Cunha doing what I thought he could... a couple weeks after I kick his ass to the curb. Timing points is hard in this game.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Decided to resist the temptation to tinker/take hit(s) again this week after they blew up in my face two weeks in a row (as they're likely to do).

But then doubts around Gabriel pop up and the devil on my shoulder is pointing to Evanilson and Andersen haunting my bench...

#mmmtemptation #fpl
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October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If I had used my BB this week instead of last I would have had two players unexpectedly injured and not playing.

Avoiding this uncertainty + not having to worry about a 15 man squad is exactly why I decided to use it during a mediocre week.

1/2 my bench was empty this week

And it got 2 pts more 🤣
October 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM