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𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛.
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝
'𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪'𝘥 𝘣𝘦.
Pinned
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍
𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍,
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫
𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡,
im not really capable of doing that
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i don't know. that's against everything i was made for
ok 91 now lets dip them in a hot tub
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
-_-""
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[pausing. frowning... sympathy threatening to etch itself onto her face before she finally gave in with a sigh.]

okay, okay. stop crying.. i'll do it. but this is your final warning! okay?!
[ surprised by the tools shoved into their hold , catching it before they all could fall to the ground . baffled ! ]

yeah ? well , you're stupid ! and dumb ! and an idiot ! ( 💢 )

[ tail flailing around ! then , big wet eyes . . . ]

. . . WAAAAGHHH ! I DON'T WANNA ! ! ( 💦 )
I

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[pushing a screwdriver, a wrench and a trashbag into their chest.]

i DON'T wanna hear it! that's like the third time this week, you impudent knucklehead! figure it out and get out of the medbay!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
[pushing a screwdriver, a wrench and a trashbag into their chest.]

i DON'T wanna hear it! that's like the third time this week, you impudent knucklehead! figure it out and get out of the medbay!!
agh -- !

[ being pushed away ! grumbling . . . then flailing their arms around in a tantrum-like manner ! ]

i /can't/ do that ! ! that's like the /one/ thing i can't do ! do you realize how hard that is to do ? !
that's why i need /your/ help ! pleaaaaase ! !
[putting her hand up defiantly and pressing it against their screen. pushing them away.]

no way! you keep doing this to yourself! clean out your own internals and maybe you'll see how gross it actually is!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:16 AM
[putting her hand up defiantly and pressing it against their screen. pushing them away.]

no way! you keep doing this to yourself! clean out your own internals and maybe you'll see how gross it actually is!!
but -- but i /haaad/ to !
come on 91 ! don't be like that ! you're used to this ! i really , really need your help !

[ frown as she turned away ! then , getting an idea . bapping at her shoulder gently , and repeatedly . ]

91 . 91 . 91 . please 91 . 91 . 91 ! 91 .

[ oh brother . ]
then maybe you shouldn't have eaten it!

go ask 41 to help you. i'm completely done doing your maintenance!
[crossing her arms and turning away!]
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
then maybe you shouldn't have eaten it!

go ask 41 to help you. i'm completely done doing your maintenance!
[crossing her arms and turning away!]
well , don't do that ! ! what if it melts and then sticks onto one of my fans , or worse ? ! my power supply !

[ saying that like they hadn't brought it upon themselves . . . ]
of course you did. i have half a mind just to let your internals turn into incomprehensible greasy junk.
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
of course you did. i have half a mind just to let your internals turn into incomprehensible greasy junk.
see what ? ( 💧 )

[ immediately balling their fist and wiping their mouth to rid of any sauce and/or gunk . ]

. . . okay fine . i had pizza .
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
hm...

you act like i can't see that 💧
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
okay what's this about pizza..
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
of course it was. and clockwork, too? must be pretty miserable seeing all of his pop-ups. i know you hate that guy...
[ looking away , ashamed of themselves ! they couldn't respond properly with the voice that they have , so they'll use an alternative . ]

.- -.. -- .. -.

[ the output was "ADMIN" . a weak set of morse code that was also crunched , but it's all they could do ! ]
what exactly got you into this situation? this is ridiculous...

[busy operating! just talking to herself.]
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
what exactly got you into this situation? this is ridiculous...

[busy operating! just talking to herself.]
[ still , they aren't taking this well at all . poor thing is on the constant brink of crashing .
any noise or sound that they made verbally just came out as a bitcrunched , choppy mess . ]
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
oh. oh jeez...
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you aren't the one doing maintenance.
yeah yeah , blah blah blah . . . gets junk stuck in my motor and joints , i know , i know .

don't care ! :P
you don't even have to ask me at this point. you already know that i don't eat. it's bad for your... everything!
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
you don't even have to ask me at this point. you already know that i don't eat. it's bad for your... everything!
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
no, he doesn't. that's the issue.

[she frowned now, hand raising to her chin. brows furrowing as she thought about it.]

there'd have to be a distraction of some kind. this operation would have to be more than just us. somebody has to show the commander what he's doing is wrong! ++
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⠀⠀ that’s the textbook definition of treason.

⌞ covering their mouth to stifle their laughter. ⌝

it’s more than that like you’re saying thoughˎ we’re saving a life.
i like my job .̲.̲.̲ what i don’t like is how our commander acted.



well, i wouldn't call it that!

[waving her hands rapidly, awkwardly smiling even though it meant /exactly/ that.]

just, uh. saving 75's life, rather.
[lifting her mask off briefly, her neutral face barely expressing any emotion while speaking.]

we need to get into the commander's office. ++
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
well, i wouldn't call it that!

[waving her hands rapidly, awkwardly smiling even though it meant /exactly/ that.]

just, uh. saving 75's life, rather.
[lifting her mask off briefly, her neutral face barely expressing any emotion while speaking.]

we need to get into the commander's office. ++
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⠀⠀ .̲.̲.̲ ah.

⌞ scratching at the back of their neckˎ gaze shifting to the side. ⌝

i overheard everythingˎ yes.

⌞ worry laced their expression shortly afterwardsˎ voice lowering into a panicked whisper. ⌝

an act of treason i assume .ᐣ
i’m in.



well, not... necessarily.

i'm assuming you know everything happening with 75, right?
[seeming to calm down, she still seems a bit on edge talking about it. keeping her voice low.]

i... need your help with something. something kind of... grand in scale..
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
well, not... necessarily.

i'm assuming you know everything happening with 75, right?
[seeming to calm down, she still seems a bit on edge talking about it. keeping her voice low.]

i... need your help with something. something kind of... grand in scale..
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⠀⠀ ⌞ head tilting to the side before grinning. how jumpy .ᐟ ⌝

that’s meˎ yes.
and i do handle communications. is something busted or .̲.̲.̲ .ᐣ

eek-!

oh- hi, 26.
[seeming a bit flustered, she looks closely at her clipboard.]

um... you handle communications, correct?
October 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
eek-!

oh- hi, 26.
[seeming a bit flustered, she looks closely at her clipboard.]

um... you handle communications, correct?
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⠀⠀ what’s up .ᐣ

⌞ <— who invited them in here ⌝

um...

can someone help me with something? 💧
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
um...

can someone help me with something? 💧
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
just the people i wanted to see.

um...
kinda nerve-wracking- 💦
can't back down now...
[mumble mumble.]
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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⠀⠀ ⃰ temporary pinned.

October 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
sorry.

[she laughed sheepishly, patting their helmet after.]

i figured it'd be easier if you were distracted. working, i hope.

i'll help you in any way i can. maybe i can talk to the others... good luck out there. i'm not letting you get scrapped.

[she spoke with determination, ++
tch . obviously !
can't handle the fact that i came up with a c00ler idea than him ! i mean , at this point i feel like i'm better suited for his role ! isn't that crazy ? !

[ before they could continue their rant , they were stopped by the complete reattachment of their antennae -- which

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maybe his ego is getting in the way.

[she spoke quietly, clearly seeming pretty nervous about discussing this sort of thing with them. carefully trying to readjust them... the screen could wait, she supposed, if 75 were even to survive after their task...]

or maybe all this power is ++
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
maybe his ego is getting in the way.

[she spoke quietly, clearly seeming pretty nervous about discussing this sort of thing with them. carefully trying to readjust them... the screen could wait, she supposed, if 75 were even to survive after their task...]

or maybe all this power is ++
[ noticing that she was doing some work on their antennae , they lowered their head to make it easier for #91 . . . geez , they were bent really badly ! tilting awkwardly , too -- as if they were yanked out of place .
it does explain that issue with their lack of notice of the other's

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[she still reaches gently for their antennae, attempting to do some miniscule work while 75 ranted. it was the most important part of them, at least.]

really? that's it? and he's scrapping you for that?

[she mumbled, uncertainty lingering from 91. working under a boss that didn't ++
October 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
[she still reaches gently for their antennae, attempting to do some miniscule work while 75 ranted. it was the most important part of them, at least.]

really? that's it? and he's scrapping you for that?

[she mumbled, uncertainty lingering from 91. working under a boss that didn't ++
i know ! and he wants to get rid of me because i had better ideas than him !

[ ugh , they had so much to say . . . so many /mean/ things ! but they couldn't ! they knew they were being watched .
. . . who cares ? ! ]

well , i fucked up in some ways too , but he decided to have me scrapped

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...what?

[staring, baffled. there's no way. that was basically her sibling! and the army's best soldier!]

you're the most skilled member of our army! there's no way he's scrapping you!

[completely bewildered, she steps in front of them. 91 can't believe her ears!]
October 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM