UsiHaagenti
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
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Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
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If it wasn't your fault, then you should not feel bad about it. even if it WAS your fault, you shouldn't feel bad about it. Life will go on. You can't focus on the faults or you will go insane.
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finished staining the wood frame for this #diamondpainting I was doing the last two or so weeks, fidt one I get to hang too, the others are going in frames, I just haven't bothered getting mattes fitted for them yet. On to the next set.
A small diamond painting canvas, it has red and blue mushrooms in a mossy  setting, a pine tree in the background, and a dark night sky. Some of the sparkles in the air and the lighting on the red mushrooms were replaced with glow in the dark drills. It is fitted in a yellow tan stained wooden slat frame.
You're a rascal! A rascal with no respect for giant bats.
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Please my lady! I'm going into battle! And i require your fattest ass!
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the “them” is such a perfect touch lol
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Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.
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the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that
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Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas
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Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:

MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.

Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
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Shoutouts to people with Possum Fursonas 🙏 all good people
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Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.
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Hey, Mike Johnson

You want to know who REALLY hates America

Take a look at your own party

Thousands of messages from Young Republicans praise Hitler, use vile racist language, glorify rape and are outwardly homophobic

And if you ask “where do they get it from”

Well-sh*t rolls downhill, they say
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#furryart #fatfurs #nsfw #prowrestling #weightgain

New Jobber means a new victim for @meepes.bsky.social Tabitha to embiggen, this time magically filling them with cream.

She needs to be stopped!
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Gosh, universe, if you could please just...
If you would be so kind as to...
If it's... not too much trouble...

#CarlArt #SelfPortrait #Comics #Muscles
A 3-panel vent comic rendered in a red and gray palette.

Panel 1: An exhausted, stressed, and scruffy Carl trudges into a room where a very large and very muscular bare-chested man is standing around in red pajama pants. Carl is roughly eye-level with the man's prominent chest. The man is so tall his head and legs are cut off from view by the edges of the frame.

Frame 2: Carl wordlessly digs his hands into the plump, squishy flesh of the muscle man's bodacious beefy bosoms while inhaling deeply.

Frame 3: Carl pulls the muscle man's chest down and forward, smothering his face deep in the comforting pectoral valley as "Muffled Screaming" radiates out in scribbled text.
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in its quest to stop people from not watching ads before the things they actually want to watch, youtube broke its own site to the point where you can watch either
A) only ads, with adblock off or
B) nothing at all with adblock on

incredible
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I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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Day 12: Rabbit. Man, I am struggling. How do other artists keep making art without stopping. I managed to complete the rabbit, but I am delayed with inktober. I need to be careful not to burn out quickly. #inktober #Rabbit
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Since I been focusing on digital art and I am close to burning out. Instead I will try traditional like sketching. Not for every future drawing but to try something different.
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You’ll notice that new developments in generative AI are always accompanied by new ways of depicting women without their consent—undermining their autonomy and harassing them—almost like it’s a pillar of the technology and its evolution
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And we now come to the final day of Baraween. Today's theme is CURSE! Beware if you wanna enter any dark temples.

#Baraween #animation #muscle #furry #growth