UsiHaagenti
caffiendmonster.bsky.social
UsiHaagenti
@caffiendmonster.bsky.social
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
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"Feasting on Gum"

So much juice in that little stick.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Wheeee starting the face, made good progress on it this evening.

Always hate the inbetween state tho it looks creepy XD;
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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"Complete the Courses"

It's a Thanksgiving-themed gum, and the first course is mashed potatoes.

Happy Thanksgiving/Stuff-Your-Face Day!
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Respect must be paid
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Too much Bepis Bird for the Bepis woman costume :B
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Bulgy trickster monkee~

Daisuke just wants best for everyone, ya know?~
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Me, shouting "GIANT MUSCLES HOT! HUGE HUGE MEN! EXTRA LARGE BEEF! FLEX BULK GROW BIG!! MUSCLES MUSCLES GAAAAAAY!!!" into a megaphone periodically for the past decade:
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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asked some buddies in a stream what to draw for todays warmup, got huskies in harnesses
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Size theft is one thing.
Fucking with someone so bad they GIVE it to you just so that limb alone can fuck their whole world up even more is another thing all together.
How kind! I'll put it to good use....
By @bobertotter.bsky.social of Daisuke and my were-bear.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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If you see this, show us how you draw man tiddies 🔥

#CarlArt #Muscles
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Uh oh he's chargin up for another bout of growth~

For @lykan109.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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The new Wolf Girl from Fortnite. My head canon is that her body generates Slurp juice that causes her to grow and generate more Slurp juice in an endless feedback loop 😌
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm outta ideas so have a rapidly expanding bunny
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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is there a reason why every single paid streaming service UI has only gotten incredibly worse and less usable over time
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you see this, show us how you draw man tiddies
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Yeah...I did the meme too.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Happy anniversary to people on FA losing their shit that the characters in the banner were fat for one day www.furaffinity.net/view/1745704/
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Just a lil flex~

For @gibary.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This bear is 80% ass. (for @beaw.dev)
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You when i fucking get you
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM