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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨
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Professional churchlady. Priest.
Absolutely screaming at my car radio. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social !!!!!! Go to church for Holy Week!!!! Joe of arimathea is like a major side character!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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And praying.
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Singing
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦

* denotes first seen in my backyard
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My kingdom for someone who will make me a women's clergy shirt out of sweat wicking material. ⚓
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
We supposed to be “budgeting” and “spending wisely” right now but if the PWHL gets a DC team I will BANKRUPT us buying that merch
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Literal Immaculate Reception
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I hurt my voice yelling
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“I don’t know about you, but there were a few questions where I wanted to say, ‘OK, God, but … how hard do I have to, exactly, persevere in resisting evil? Because it seems like evil might have the upper hand these days, and we’re tired..." [Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe] 1/
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ok after Nigel stopped talking we got a CRUNCHY voluntary starting ok ok ok ok

It's like the organ itself was shushing him #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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If you don’t love me at my star led chieftans you can’t have me at my word. #9LC
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just ugly crying by the Christmas tree now #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Idk I liked that Rutter to 3 Ships transition. It's like at a dance when after they slow song they play a club banger to get everyone back out on the floor.

Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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More Rutter ahead! Dormi Jesu is from Rutter's Folklore/Evermore era.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This man just read "wiiiiiiisse men" with a tone like "can you believe it, MEN were WISE?!" #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So what I’m getting from the #9lc feed is

Rutter : Taylor Swift :: Tavener : …Charli XCX?
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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is this a good time to bring up my favorite schoolboy bastardization of "while shepherds watched their flocks":

while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub

#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
SHON

SORE AFRAID

#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Alright I’m calling it. Christ candle lit. Once it’s #9lc it’s Christmas now, dammit ⚓️
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM