Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨
@caityjokes.bsky.social
Professional churchlady. Priest.
Absolutely screaming at my car radio. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social !!!!!! Go to church for Holy Week!!!! Joe of arimathea is like a major side character!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Absolutely screaming at my car radio. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social !!!!!! Go to church for Holy Week!!!! Joe of arimathea is like a major side character!!
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It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
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Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦
* denotes first seen in my backyard
* denotes first seen in my backyard
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦
* denotes first seen in my backyard
* denotes first seen in my backyard
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Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
My kingdom for someone who will make me a women's clergy shirt out of sweat wicking material. ⚓
January 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My kingdom for someone who will make me a women's clergy shirt out of sweat wicking material. ⚓
We supposed to be “budgeting” and “spending wisely” right now but if the PWHL gets a DC team I will BANKRUPT us buying that merch
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 PM
We supposed to be “budgeting” and “spending wisely” right now but if the PWHL gets a DC team I will BANKRUPT us buying that merch
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Literal Immaculate Reception
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Literal Immaculate Reception
I hurt my voice yelling
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I hurt my voice yelling
“I don’t know about you, but there were a few questions where I wanted to say, ‘OK, God, but … how hard do I have to, exactly, persevere in resisting evil? Because it seems like evil might have the upper hand these days, and we’re tired..." [Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe] 1/
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
“I don’t know about you, but there were a few questions where I wanted to say, ‘OK, God, but … how hard do I have to, exactly, persevere in resisting evil? Because it seems like evil might have the upper hand these days, and we’re tired..." [Presiding Bishop Sean Rowe] 1/
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Idk I liked that Rutter to 3 Ships transition. It's like at a dance when after they slow song they play a club banger to get everyone back out on the floor.
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
December 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Idk I liked that Rutter to 3 Ships transition. It's like at a dance when after they slow song they play a club banger to get everyone back out on the floor.
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
Husband hid before I could make him two-step with me #9lc
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More Rutter ahead! Dormi Jesu is from Rutter's Folklore/Evermore era.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
More Rutter ahead! Dormi Jesu is from Rutter's Folklore/Evermore era.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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is this a good time to bring up my favorite schoolboy bastardization of "while shepherds watched their flocks":
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
is this a good time to bring up my favorite schoolboy bastardization of "while shepherds watched their flocks":
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
while shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated 'round the tub
the angel of the lord came down
and they began to scrub
#9lc
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
