Spartakus
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Spartakus
@cajn.bsky.social
Husband to a fiery wife, father of wildlings, and bastion of a failing experiment.
Grocery prices are down!
People are healthier than ever!
Jobs are exploding!
I’ve ended 8 wars!
There is peace in the Middle East!
Cover everything in gold!

America is the greatest it’s ever been! Believe me bigly!
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
DoorDash is now our official bellwether.

Grats America, we have hit a new low.
We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Computering: Doing things on the computer and calling it work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

Democrats- inform voters in all districts when the local votes are! Repeatedly!

Democrats- provide transportation!

Democrats- rinse and repeat!

This is what you spend your Money on!

This will win.
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They call that ‘testing’.
Well, that will destroy a hell of a lot more than simply the occupants of an offshore fishing boat.
I'm telling you, Kegsbreath will be dropping nukes onto fishing boats next!
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just want to know if I’m in the 1%!
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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You got what you voted for. Hope you make it, if not…foreign beef it is!
MAGA Star Drops F-Bomb, Goes Ballistic On Trump's Latest 'Betrayal'
"WRONG ROAD! Please reconsider. Don’t kick our American ranchers in the balls," Tomi Lahren wrote.
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October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you are not shocked and appalled by current events, you are part of the problem.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Epstein Ballroom it is.
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
If it gives him heartburn, it makes me smile.
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am the CEO of a company.
My company is shut down.
My workers don’t get paid.

I send 20 billion dollars to another company so they won’t get shut down.

In what world does this makes sense and I get to keep my job?

Answer: America, land of the dumb and home of the cowards.
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
College football is the best football.
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Someone share this with Trump!
October 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why is JD Vance always asking for gratitude? Was he not loved as a child?

He must live with his mom.
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Be authentic, be real, be you. Laugh when it’s funny, cry when it hurts and let the chips fall where they may.

Unless you’re Donald Trump, then you can fuck right off.
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you are a rehabilitated MAGA supporter, welcome home.
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Are we great yet?

If not, when?
October 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
For all of you that voted for Trump. Yes, it’s your fault.

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October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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That adage about a broken, hypocritical clock . . .
October 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Beginning in 2026, all EA games will have Buff White Macho Men as the main character. No matter what kind of game it is.

Project 2025 moves forward.
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If the government is shut down, how are the Generals getting home?
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Are Americans really that stupid to believe that the Democrats shut down the Government?

Because they control all three branches of Government.

Oh, wait a minute…
October 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM