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Jess
@caketease.bsky.social
Chaotic Clumsy | she/her | NYC
Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!)
#gamedev 🦋 let’s connect!
Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.
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Hello bluesky!

About me (updated):

- Host of Stupid Little Games podcast - out now!
- Have a shit demon cat named Digby who is very photogenic and sits like a human
- Game dev looking for new problems to solve (hire me!)
- Aging goth - loves witchy shit all year
- Loves memes and dad jokes

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Secret to perfect Mac n cheese?

Fontina
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
oh no
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
OMG Ziwe asked Kevin Hart if he’d do a commercial for Hell if the Devil payed well. (Context: Kevin Hart did the Riyadh comedy festival.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m gonna start saying “Kiss my grits” more often. Perfect phrase.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
XCrocs was RIGHT there. I’m so disappointed.
Xbox Crocs announced, releasing tomorrow

➡️ houseofheat.co/crocs/xbox-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Promise Mascot Agency
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am at PAX and I am exhausted.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Seems legit
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am leaving for PAXU tomorrow afternoon and I have done zero packing, made zero preparation, and have basically zero time to do any of that. So… great!
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Heading out to #PAXU?? Stop by this panel and a party a short walk from the convention center, featuring rockstar talent: @4evergmjustin.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @heycalamityyy.bsky.social and our host @vampirehimbo.bsky.social! Thank you to Dain & @futurefullstories.com for having me!
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This made me snort
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m excited to go get my hair done bc my stylist also works at a bird sanctuary and I get to hear about the latest bird drama. There’s always bird drama.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Whether or not Trump actually blew Bill Clinton, Bill could save us all by saying publicly that he did. So do it Bill, doooo iiiiiit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
It’s so true. It’s actually horrifying to see the memes and jokes about this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fridays aren’t supposed to be this busy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]

THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Away with them to prison
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh no
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They don’t tell you that 90% of your job as a video game producer is setting up meetings.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh hey did yall know that Twix makes cookies? Bc I didn’t know until yesterday that Twix makes cookies.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m going to say the most beautiful 9 words in the English language:

My last two meetings of the day were cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My mobile game is not subtle
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM