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@caketease.bsky.social

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Chaotic Clumsy | she/her | NYC Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!) #gamedev 🦋 let’s connect! Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · Nov 10

Hello bluesky!

About me (updated):

- Host of Stupid Little Games podcast - out now!
- Have a shit demon cat named Digby who is very photogenic and sits like a human
- Game dev looking for new problems to solve (hire me!)
- Aging goth - loves witchy shit all year
- Loves memes and dad jokes

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 6h

Good news: I made a whole heap of delicious chili for dinner.
Bad news: I ate a whole heap of delicious chili for dinner.
Gonna go have a lie down.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 8h

Hell yeah brother!!!

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 18h

All bras should be racerback like what are we even doing here.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 2d

Respect

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 3d

Ok make that all day.

(I’ve had a migraine hangover so Minecraft has been the best medicine)

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been playing Minecraft for the last like, 9+ hours. No regrets.

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been playing Minecraft for the last like, 9+ hours. No regrets.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 3d

I want to play There’s No Ghost at the Grand sooooo bad!! It looks amazing and kooky. I’ll just have to wait for next year tho…

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

Amazing ❤️

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Pissed Off Mermaid @milehighmermaid68.bsky.social · 4d

She was Charlotte and is now Potato.

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Pissed Off Mermaid @milehighmermaid68.bsky.social · 4d

Named Maybel, but she's is really Audrey Hepburn. Just look at those wide set doe eyes!

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

So pretty!

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

Magnificent Chunkmeister

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Capucine @capucinep.bsky.social · 4d

MonkeyBear, also known as:

Monkey
ChunkMeister
Chunkosaurus Rex
Big Baby
Big Boy (à la John Pinette)
Baby Boy
A$$h*le (when he‘s being particularly feisty & mean)

A huge ginger cat, resting in the sunlight

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

My cat when feed him at 8:03 instead of 8:00.

A black and white drawing of a cat doing standup comedy saying “you big-boobed bitch I’ll kill you for this.”

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

Perfect angel.

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Dr. Chili @drchilimd.bsky.social · 4d

Tito

Teento
(Very) Bad boy
Naughty boy
Dewey
Cheeseburger

Orange cat upside down, and he's a very bad boy.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 4d

I love Mike!

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🎶🤘🏻Heavy Metal June Cleaver 🎶🤘🏻 @juneclever.bsky.social · 4d

This is Mike (she is a girl)
Mikey Titten
Mikey Mikerson
Pretty Kitty

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Allison Shmallison @allisonshmallison.bsky.social · 5d

This is Stripey. Aka:
Stribey
Big boy
Little boy
Stinky smelly
Crazy boy
Rude

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moonie🤟(halfmoonthey) @halfmoonthey.bsky.social · 5d

her name is Kit, but her many names are:
Kit kat
Stinky
Stink eye
Weiner
Ree kee kee
Baby stink
Rinky
Kitten
Baby cat
and often its a combination of these, such as Rinky Stinky Cat, or My Little Weiner

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SamWowwww @samtrombley.bsky.social · 5d

I know you said kitties, but my dog, Pike Lee, has so many names:
Pokey, when she is walking so slow
Pike-o the Psycho, when she is doing zoomies
Bug & Porkchop, just whenever
And her Russian grandma persona, Poke Trotsky

Poke Trotsky, a little doggie, wearing a red and black checked bandana around her head giving babushka

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 5d

Dogs can totally be cats! (She’s adorable!)

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 5d

Tell me the name of your cat and then what you actually call them. This is Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. We call him:
Digby
Diggs
Kitten or Mr Kitten
Super Baby Space Cat
Dr Kittenboo
Meow Mix
Shit Demon
and Gremlin

(Photos welcome!)

An extremely fluffy orange and white cat is sitting like a human on a black rug.

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Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you.

Jess @caketease.bsky.social · 5d

I’m on day three of this migraine and I want to throw myself out a window.

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