cal50
cal50.bsky.social
cal50
@cal50.bsky.social
a real dog that talks online
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hi, hate coming here just for this but i'm still in the search for a job (which has been extremely difficult) and at the moment i can't afford groceries or bills. any help would be extremely appreciated.

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February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
the fact that nobody in the room audibly instinctively laughed in a 'can't control their reaction' way bothers me here
Trump: "They wanted me to go to jail for the rest of my life. Then it turned out I was innocent. Very innocent. I have a friend who said 'you have to be the most honest person anywhere in the world.'"
February 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
so excited for this one. do we think jelly roll is a stalinist or more of a trotsky guy.
February 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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It just hit me that Justin Bieber inviting lil b to pop up on his album called Swag was like a land acknowledgement for the word swag
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
there are too many people on this site who think we can vote our way out of this
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i pissed off lowtax once which i think makes me a revolutionary
Lowtax banning hentai from SomethingAwful being one of the more consequential events of the 21st century is going to do me in
“m00t created /pol/ after meeting with Epstein” is my activation phrase
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 PM
hey big dog can you loop me in on the sex crime-iest day
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i got it. it's Hamburger
I'm sorry I can't think of anything my brain is completely blank I'm sorry I'm so fucking stupid
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 AM
a nationwide strike is gonna take a lot more than a week's notice and 'don't shop on this date'
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
everyone tells you to let your faucets leak when it's below freezing but nobody tells you to let your bidet spray everywhere too
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i'm ordering doordash from places called Frumpy's Tacos and i'm getting them with extra Slut Sauce and i'm tipping 0%
January 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
just did this:
🚨 SAVE A LIFE IN MINNEAPOLIS 🚨

1. Stop scrolling.

2. Donate $25 to DMDM to fund a tourniquet for the North Star Health Collective in Minneapolis.

3. ???

4. You've saved a community observers life.

These 3D printed designs are FDA approved and 2x cheaper than alternatives.

givebutter.com/nMoQ7I
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
dumbest man that people think is on our side
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz: "I don't know. You kill a man and then you just leave? You're law enforcement and you just leave? Is there a single case in American history where you just, like, walk away and say, 'I guess that just happened and we're not going to clean up our mess'?"
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
lol
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*sticking hand in a liberal's back and making them talk like a puppet, mockingly* the democrats are an opposition party and they will fight for me
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.

Only 57 Democrats voted NO.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
any time you make your doctor laugh you should earn LaughPointz that you can then exchange for deductions in your co-pay
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
even when someone else misreads social cues in a way that affects me it still feels like it's my fault somehow. i miss when there were fewer autistic people (like me, don't yell at me)
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the path of least resistance gets a bad rap. there's like no resistance, it's awesome
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
made a playlist of some of my favorite songs of last year. it is on tidal though. so uh. to the 3 people who have it, here ya go!

tidal.com/playlist/f55...
Favorite 2025 songs
Playlist - Favorite 2025 songs - 218 items
tidal.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
funniest joke of 2026
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM