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Carlamity
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They/He, Pan/Poly, Youtuber/Streamer.
Host of @Dipships.boats.
Cohost of The Millennium Microphone.
TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail
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Glad we can start this over here, gonna pin this to have easy access to it since this place doesn't have proper bookmarks yet.
I would never do this, everything I do, I do for women #equality #solidarity #ally
why do i have this?
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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JAMES DOES ERP VR????
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Where
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Yukki is an Oreo™
February 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
Already seeing folks say, "Well, HORSES isn't YUCKY PORN like other games are, so..." which is super frustrating.

Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.

Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I ordered taco bell to pick up and didn't realize it was set to the one by my apartment and not the one by my job, and the app didn't let me cancel when I noticed it, so..... yeah.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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it's friday
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
OKAY HE'S COMPLETELY LOST IT
youtu.be/IlHU7H0tazA?...
Deep Frying My Own Hand
YouTube video by Ordinary Sausage
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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if you buy a print, you’ll get one of these stickers for free!

alternatively each sticker’s $5 a pop.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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DEV INTERVIEW⚡ @spacekings.space shares the inspiration behind his new game, including a game dev book that apparently rewires your whole brain. 💎🧠

Play the game: www.coolmathgames.com/0-super-diam...

Watch our dev interviews live on Twitch: twitch.tv/makegamesfast
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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got this picture from mom
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Someone's been browsing Eka's Portal.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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im gonna piss my fucking pants
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
can you believe this shit has lasted us over a month?

I can, we froze some and have been working through it slowly.
We're finally almost done with the last container lmao
Your Mother Fucking Pork Will Be Pulled In 8 Hours.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I've been waiting for this moment for so long. No idea why they didn't ban baronne since you can both bounce it back AND make it again on your opponents turn. Crazy stuff. I'm not breaking anything down for a third Black Goat Laughs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'M SHOOTIN ROPE
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Money, Travel, Friend

:) yay
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
People can go "i wanna shoot my sperm all over her face and pump her full of myvseed" on the tl and get "SO true!" "SAAAME" responses but I say something less bad and get nothing short of "kill yourself" and "genuinely shut up" y'all are fake gooners, frauds, and charlatans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm normal now.

Not really, but I'll behave a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I need Frieren bouncing and moaning on it hardcore hentai style. Putting my thumb in her mouth and she sucks on it with hearts in her eyes as we create a new life through coitus.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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"Our martial arts don't work on monsters, You don't snap a boneless neck or bleed a bloodless heart.

You must become like them"
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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date outfitsss
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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idk why but i remembered the time i watched One (1) episode of totally spies
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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quick canari and gwynn sketch
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM