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Cal Doyle
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The fake punt from the Colts was box office shithousery. Fair fucks, as the man says.
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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I think I’m going with the @nytimes.com on this one, thanks.
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Didn’t expect this from the man who won the FIFA Peace Prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
2020 Palm Springs
2021 Drive My Car
2022 Babylon
2023 Trenque Lauquen / Anatomy of a Fall (controversially shared)
2024 La Chimera
2025 One Battle After Another
2020 Shiva Baby
2021 Petite Maman
2022 Hundreds of Beavers
2023 Perfect Days
2024 Flow
2025 The Mastermind
2020 Never Rarely Sometimes Always
2021 Petite Maman
2022 An Cailín Ciúin
2023 All the Beauty and the Bloodshed
2024 All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt
2025 One Battle After Another
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Ah, yes. Who wouldn't be wanting some nice, thin blood pouring through their heart?

And, furthermore, saying such things aloud to the press is the perfectly normal behaviour one would expect from a pre-undead, biped human organism.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I am the merchant of vibeness.

Putting this here for posterity.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Moon Palace by Paul Auster is significantly funnier novel than I was expecting.
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
‘… that sweet scent of Premier League victory in their nostrils’

The man on the telly literally said these words
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sunderland v Leeds it a terribly exciting game of association football
December 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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GOAL: FLORIAN WIRTZ SCORES HIS FIRST LIVERPOOL GOAL 2-0
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Christmas attack on civilians in Kyiv. Sure, the Russians want peace
‼️ Movement of missiles and drones during the massive Russian attack on Ukraine
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I obviously mean *bass line below.

Outing myself here as a man who spends more time with data on spreadsheets than with bass guitars and their sick fucking licks.
The baseline in driving home for Christmas is total ass
December 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The baseline in driving home for Christmas is total ass
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
NYT Games app aggressively trying to get me to update the last few weeks. Not happening. They wanna put the mini behind a paywall.

Not on my watch!
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Plea to stop using prehistoric monuments & peoples as a sub for present-day national identities. Past peoples are not ‘ancestors’, they had no idea of the concept of a nation-state & this archipelago has seen a lot of traffic since the last ice age
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
December 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If you told me that Adam Silver was not a human, but simply just a garden-variety biped from one of Jupiter's moons I'd fully believe you. I wouldn't even blink.
The NBA sent out a memo Friday outlining planned policy changes to prevent injury information from being leaked and used by sports bettors after players were indicted in October as part of a federal investigation into illegal gambling.
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I see Bohs had Greta Thunberg in.

The complete gulf between the politics of that club’s actual fanbase and its (right-on!) marketing office never ceases to be cause for great confusion and hilarity.
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Another ‘quiet’ carriage on the train to Dublin. Another family of screaming, toy smashing children.
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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his job is box
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Killers of the Flower Moon finally, finally to see a physical release in March 2026.
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM