Dree 🪻
@calystte.bsky.social
My life is an amalgamation of the consequences of my bad decisions catching up to me and the universe just hating my existence
I made out with my girlfriend today. That's it. That's the post. Thought I'd remind everyone that I am very VERY deeply gay.
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I made out with my girlfriend today. That's it. That's the post. Thought I'd remind everyone that I am very VERY deeply gay.
People have strange priorities
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
People have strange priorities
Met someone new today. Thought they were pro Palestine, turns out their just a neo n@zi
#fucknazi #freepalastine
#fucknazi #freepalastine
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Met someone new today. Thought they were pro Palestine, turns out their just a neo n@zi
#fucknazi #freepalastine
#fucknazi #freepalastine
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May we have this dance? A first glimpse of Percy Jackson Season 3, coming this Year! All Season Two Episodes are available now to binge on Disney+ and Hulu.
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
May we have this dance? A first glimpse of Percy Jackson Season 3, coming this Year! All Season Two Episodes are available now to binge on Disney+ and Hulu.
Yk anything I hear abt America these days feels like The Onion articles.
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Yk anything I hear abt America these days feels like The Onion articles.
Did we all just forget Trump trying to recreate the hunger games or that he watched his baby get chucked into a river??? Or was that just a mass hallucination?
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Did we all just forget Trump trying to recreate the hunger games or that he watched his baby get chucked into a river??? Or was that just a mass hallucination?
AMERICA ITS JUST BEEN 20 DAYS INTO 2026 AND YALL ARE DOING ALL THAT SHIT?? It feels 20 years worth of news
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
AMERICA ITS JUST BEEN 20 DAYS INTO 2026 AND YALL ARE DOING ALL THAT SHIT?? It feels 20 years worth of news
FREE PALESTINE! I'm sadly a broke student so I can't really donate but that doesn't stop me from attending protests and boycotts! So even if you can donate or protest bcs u live in a hostile country, its ok!!! Use your voice online,educate yourself and spread awareness among your friends and family!
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
FREE PALESTINE! I'm sadly a broke student so I can't really donate but that doesn't stop me from attending protests and boycotts! So even if you can donate or protest bcs u live in a hostile country, its ok!!! Use your voice online,educate yourself and spread awareness among your friends and family!
Who needs therapy when you can shit post on the internet?
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who needs therapy when you can shit post on the internet?
Apparently men on X are now using grok to undress women with out their permission. This is exactly why I use bluesky.
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Apparently men on X are now using grok to undress women with out their permission. This is exactly why I use bluesky.
Took this photo during the sunset. Y'all I feel like this is a Pinterest pin wtf (it's not even edited 😭😭) Samsung for the win lol
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Took this photo during the sunset. Y'all I feel like this is a Pinterest pin wtf (it's not even edited 😭😭) Samsung for the win lol
One day the bard and the Warlock met up bcs they live in the same country just different places. They got together and some how ended up kissing. They both them promptly had a gay panic abt it. They both separatly then text me bcs i was the only same sex lover in our friend group.
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
One day the bard and the Warlock met up bcs they live in the same country just different places. They got together and some how ended up kissing. They both them promptly had a gay panic abt it. They both separatly then text me bcs i was the only same sex lover in our friend group.
Things my party said during our recent d&d campaign out of context:
"But are you sure I can't deepfry that baby afton style?"
"The poison is a liquid so it'll rehydrate me...?"
"How bad would it be if I tried to seduce the vampire king?"
"Can I just eat a shit ton of garlic before kissing him?"
"But are you sure I can't deepfry that baby afton style?"
"The poison is a liquid so it'll rehydrate me...?"
"How bad would it be if I tried to seduce the vampire king?"
"Can I just eat a shit ton of garlic before kissing him?"
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Things my party said during our recent d&d campaign out of context:
"But are you sure I can't deepfry that baby afton style?"
"The poison is a liquid so it'll rehydrate me...?"
"How bad would it be if I tried to seduce the vampire king?"
"Can I just eat a shit ton of garlic before kissing him?"
"But are you sure I can't deepfry that baby afton style?"
"The poison is a liquid so it'll rehydrate me...?"
"How bad would it be if I tried to seduce the vampire king?"
"Can I just eat a shit ton of garlic before kissing him?"
Challenge: do not make spelling mistakes or die
Me: *dies*
Me: *dies*
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Challenge: do not make spelling mistakes or die
Me: *dies*
Me: *dies*
Fuck the monarchy and shit but i'll one hundred percent make an exception for my love princess Beatrice from red, white and royal blue
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Fuck the monarchy and shit but i'll one hundred percent make an exception for my love princess Beatrice from red, white and royal blue
Do you ever get urge to drink motor oil or is that just me?
January 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Do you ever get urge to drink motor oil or is that just me?
"Oh you'er queer? So, whats your sexuality then?"
Bitch fuck if I know. I like kissing girls, boys, whatever the fuck gender etc. The only thing I know that im on the ace spectrum. SO YEAH MY SEXUALITY IS QUEER, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Bitch fuck if I know. I like kissing girls, boys, whatever the fuck gender etc. The only thing I know that im on the ace spectrum. SO YEAH MY SEXUALITY IS QUEER, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"Oh you'er queer? So, whats your sexuality then?"
Bitch fuck if I know. I like kissing girls, boys, whatever the fuck gender etc. The only thing I know that im on the ace spectrum. SO YEAH MY SEXUALITY IS QUEER, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Bitch fuck if I know. I like kissing girls, boys, whatever the fuck gender etc. The only thing I know that im on the ace spectrum. SO YEAH MY SEXUALITY IS QUEER, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Once, someone told me that I have the self preservation instinct of a paticularly sucidal lemming and not even Elle Woods can defend me from that allegation
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Once, someone told me that I have the self preservation instinct of a paticularly sucidal lemming and not even Elle Woods can defend me from that allegation
Am I a human dumpster fire?
Options: Yes or Yes
The answer is yes if you didn't realise
Options: Yes or Yes
The answer is yes if you didn't realise
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Am I a human dumpster fire?
Options: Yes or Yes
The answer is yes if you didn't realise
Options: Yes or Yes
The answer is yes if you didn't realise
Why would I get therapy if I can just shit post on the internet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Why would I get therapy if I can just shit post on the internet?
I exist in a constant state of insanity and emotional breakdowns
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I exist in a constant state of insanity and emotional breakdowns
Uhhh definitely Ballad Of Swords And Wine by Tang Jiu Qing Vol 4!! However I also really liked The Ballard Of Songbirds And Snakes by Suzanne Collins! The only reason it isnt top is Lucy probably died and that breaks my heart. Also i hate Snow on primciple lol
What was the best book you've read this year? (Any genre.)
December 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Uhhh definitely Ballad Of Swords And Wine by Tang Jiu Qing Vol 4!! However I also really liked The Ballard Of Songbirds And Snakes by Suzanne Collins! The only reason it isnt top is Lucy probably died and that breaks my heart. Also i hate Snow on primciple lol
Apparently asking for equal rights for all human beings regardless of their race, religion, gender, sexuality etc is radical..? Make it make sense
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Apparently asking for equal rights for all human beings regardless of their race, religion, gender, sexuality etc is radical..? Make it make sense
I swear ppl still defending jk rowling need to get their head out of their asses.
"Oh everyone is entitled to their own opinion."
Yes, Joanne is entitled to her own opinions but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP TRANS PEOPLE OF THEIR RIGHTS!
So, kindly open you eyes you privileged assholes.
"Oh everyone is entitled to their own opinion."
Yes, Joanne is entitled to her own opinions but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP TRANS PEOPLE OF THEIR RIGHTS!
So, kindly open you eyes you privileged assholes.
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I swear ppl still defending jk rowling need to get their head out of their asses.
"Oh everyone is entitled to their own opinion."
Yes, Joanne is entitled to her own opinions but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP TRANS PEOPLE OF THEIR RIGHTS!
So, kindly open you eyes you privileged assholes.
"Oh everyone is entitled to their own opinion."
Yes, Joanne is entitled to her own opinions but SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO STRIP TRANS PEOPLE OF THEIR RIGHTS!
So, kindly open you eyes you privileged assholes.