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Just an exhausted “fucking bitch” nurse navigating life with my husband and fur-babies.
I’m pushed my run today because I won’t be leaving the house the next couple days. I won’t run again until Friday. I got 7.76 miles in 70 minutes and a 1.34 mile cool down for a total of 9.1 miles today.

Now to get my nails and hair done so I can look cute when I freeze to death.
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The gym was extra packed this morning because all the regulars trying to get two days worth of workouts in one day
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I just watched the Biggest Loser documentary, Fit For TV.
If that was something you watched or you were influenced by that era of fat phobia and develop disordered eating like me, it’s definitely worth the watch. It’s on Netflix if anybody’s wondering.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I feel like a microwaved marshmallow.
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by Country Girl Prep 🎀
Change your bio and stand in solidarity with Renee Nicole Good.
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My husband wouldn’t let me beat the shit out of a 20-something that didn’t know who Black Sabbath is… or Ozzy Osbourne for that matter. That guys parents failed him… the need to be taken for “re-education”

$200 worth of books is what it took to pacify me. For now.
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Pinterest is calming my anxiety by showing me lots of Halloween stuff today
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I think 2026 is going to be the year I buy a lot of shit off Facebook marketplace that I probably don’t need but I’m getting for a good price.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.

Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It’s too cold to do anything but hibernate on the couch and eat
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Now that Christmas is over it’s back to spooky shows for the next 10 months
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Buttercup (my coonhound) has performed her signature squeekyectomy on one of her Christmas toys. #ItSqueekeNoMore
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All these baking shows and free time are giving me the delusion that I can bake too. So into the oven goes the cinnamon strudel bread that will be my breakfast for the next week.
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Working the day after Christmas should be illegal.
Honestly, the only reason I’m off today is because we don’t trust the patients to do their prep on Christmas. So today would be a day of nothing but dirty colons for 10+ hours.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Last Friday we had to evacuate because of the gas leak.
Now today, I get here and there’s absolutely no power.

Perhaps my company should take this as a sign that we shouldn’t be doing any surgical procedures on Fridays.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Im spending my afternoon baking, doing crafty stuff, and watching cookie shows.

I can’t bake the apple snickerdoodle cookies because I only have baking powder. Not baking soda. 🤦🏼‍♀️
So I’m going to make the chocolate chip bread, sugar cookies, carrot cake cookies, and the apple cinnamon bread today.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someone in the neighborhood is blasting Mariah Carey’s Christmas album. If I’m not here when Joe gets home tonight, it’s because I’m in jail for beating the shit out of a neighbor.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I survived holiday shopping and promptly rewarded myself with a slice of bourbon pecan pie. I have returned to my pajamas and resumed watching my Christmas cookie challenge reruns.
My tree is on and I am done for the day. Should I get cold, I’ll put another dog on my lap.
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cupcakes in the morning are just frosted muffins.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
French fried onions are nothing but vegetarian pork rinds
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Haven’t been feeling great for a few days. I opted to sleep in and not go to the gym. I feel guilty AF for it 🙃 especially since I need to go out and run some errands. Like if I have the energy to do that, then I should be able to get a 6-8 mile run in.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Since I’m about the same size I was in high school & all the fashion is coming back… Guess who is about to look like a middle aged lady trying to hard to recapture her youth? 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Got on the scale this morning. Hit my goal weight (yay for a big poop)! Now, why isn’t everything in my life instantly perfect like social media says it will be?
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Update to my jeans saga:

Finally got a pair that almost fit. I could’ve sized down, but I’m not worried about it. I can wear them with her without a belt and they won’t be falling off my body. (YaY!)
Unfortunately, I have to get them hemmed. This is the story of my life, so I’m not shocked on that.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM