Country Girl Prep 🎀
@camoprep.bsky.social
Just an exhausted nurse navigating life with my husband and fur-babies.
I think 2026 is going to be the year I buy a lot of shit off Facebook marketplace that I probably don’t need but I’m getting for a good price.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I think 2026 is going to be the year I buy a lot of shit off Facebook marketplace that I probably don’t need but I’m getting for a good price.
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
Happy New Year everyone!
Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes all we need is a fresh start. And champagne. Lots of champagne.
Happy New Year everyone!
Happy New Year everyone!
It’s too cold to do anything but hibernate on the couch and eat
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s too cold to do anything but hibernate on the couch and eat
Now that Christmas is over it’s back to spooky shows for the next 10 months
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now that Christmas is over it’s back to spooky shows for the next 10 months
Buttercup (my coonhound) has performed her signature squeekyectomy on one of her Christmas toys. #ItSqueekeNoMore
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Buttercup (my coonhound) has performed her signature squeekyectomy on one of her Christmas toys. #ItSqueekeNoMore
All these baking shows and free time are giving me the delusion that I can bake too. So into the oven goes the cinnamon strudel bread that will be my breakfast for the next week.
December 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
All these baking shows and free time are giving me the delusion that I can bake too. So into the oven goes the cinnamon strudel bread that will be my breakfast for the next week.
Working the day after Christmas should be illegal.
Honestly, the only reason I’m off today is because we don’t trust the patients to do their prep on Christmas. So today would be a day of nothing but dirty colons for 10+ hours.
Honestly, the only reason I’m off today is because we don’t trust the patients to do their prep on Christmas. So today would be a day of nothing but dirty colons for 10+ hours.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Working the day after Christmas should be illegal.
Honestly, the only reason I’m off today is because we don’t trust the patients to do their prep on Christmas. So today would be a day of nothing but dirty colons for 10+ hours.
Honestly, the only reason I’m off today is because we don’t trust the patients to do their prep on Christmas. So today would be a day of nothing but dirty colons for 10+ hours.
I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.
Last Friday we had to evacuate because of the gas leak.
Now today, I get here and there’s absolutely no power.
Perhaps my company should take this as a sign that we shouldn’t be doing any surgical procedures on Fridays.
Now today, I get here and there’s absolutely no power.
Perhaps my company should take this as a sign that we shouldn’t be doing any surgical procedures on Fridays.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Last Friday we had to evacuate because of the gas leak.
Now today, I get here and there’s absolutely no power.
Perhaps my company should take this as a sign that we shouldn’t be doing any surgical procedures on Fridays.
Now today, I get here and there’s absolutely no power.
Perhaps my company should take this as a sign that we shouldn’t be doing any surgical procedures on Fridays.
Im spending my afternoon baking, doing crafty stuff, and watching cookie shows.
I can’t bake the apple snickerdoodle cookies because I only have baking powder. Not baking soda. 🤦🏼♀️
So I’m going to make the chocolate chip bread, sugar cookies, carrot cake cookies, and the apple cinnamon bread today.
I can’t bake the apple snickerdoodle cookies because I only have baking powder. Not baking soda. 🤦🏼♀️
So I’m going to make the chocolate chip bread, sugar cookies, carrot cake cookies, and the apple cinnamon bread today.
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Im spending my afternoon baking, doing crafty stuff, and watching cookie shows.
I can’t bake the apple snickerdoodle cookies because I only have baking powder. Not baking soda. 🤦🏼♀️
So I’m going to make the chocolate chip bread, sugar cookies, carrot cake cookies, and the apple cinnamon bread today.
I can’t bake the apple snickerdoodle cookies because I only have baking powder. Not baking soda. 🤦🏼♀️
So I’m going to make the chocolate chip bread, sugar cookies, carrot cake cookies, and the apple cinnamon bread today.
Someone in the neighborhood is blasting Mariah Carey’s Christmas album. If I’m not here when Joe gets home tonight, it’s because I’m in jail for beating the shit out of a neighbor.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Someone in the neighborhood is blasting Mariah Carey’s Christmas album. If I’m not here when Joe gets home tonight, it’s because I’m in jail for beating the shit out of a neighbor.
I survived holiday shopping and promptly rewarded myself with a slice of bourbon pecan pie. I have returned to my pajamas and resumed watching my Christmas cookie challenge reruns.
My tree is on and I am done for the day. Should I get cold, I’ll put another dog on my lap.
My tree is on and I am done for the day. Should I get cold, I’ll put another dog on my lap.
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I survived holiday shopping and promptly rewarded myself with a slice of bourbon pecan pie. I have returned to my pajamas and resumed watching my Christmas cookie challenge reruns.
My tree is on and I am done for the day. Should I get cold, I’ll put another dog on my lap.
My tree is on and I am done for the day. Should I get cold, I’ll put another dog on my lap.
Cupcakes in the morning are just frosted muffins.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cupcakes in the morning are just frosted muffins.
French fried onions are nothing but vegetarian pork rinds
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
French fried onions are nothing but vegetarian pork rinds
Haven’t been feeling great for a few days. I opted to sleep in and not go to the gym. I feel guilty AF for it 🙃 especially since I need to go out and run some errands. Like if I have the energy to do that, then I should be able to get a 6-8 mile run in.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Haven’t been feeling great for a few days. I opted to sleep in and not go to the gym. I feel guilty AF for it 🙃 especially since I need to go out and run some errands. Like if I have the energy to do that, then I should be able to get a 6-8 mile run in.
Since I’m about the same size I was in high school & all the fashion is coming back… Guess who is about to look like a middle aged lady trying to hard to recapture her youth? 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Since I’m about the same size I was in high school & all the fashion is coming back… Guess who is about to look like a middle aged lady trying to hard to recapture her youth? 😂
Got on the scale this morning. Hit my goal weight (yay for a big poop)! Now, why isn’t everything in my life instantly perfect like social media says it will be?
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Got on the scale this morning. Hit my goal weight (yay for a big poop)! Now, why isn’t everything in my life instantly perfect like social media says it will be?
Update to my jeans saga:
Finally got a pair that almost fit. I could’ve sized down, but I’m not worried about it. I can wear them with her without a belt and they won’t be falling off my body. (YaY!)
Unfortunately, I have to get them hemmed. This is the story of my life, so I’m not shocked on that.
Finally got a pair that almost fit. I could’ve sized down, but I’m not worried about it. I can wear them with her without a belt and they won’t be falling off my body. (YaY!)
Unfortunately, I have to get them hemmed. This is the story of my life, so I’m not shocked on that.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Update to my jeans saga:
Finally got a pair that almost fit. I could’ve sized down, but I’m not worried about it. I can wear them with her without a belt and they won’t be falling off my body. (YaY!)
Unfortunately, I have to get them hemmed. This is the story of my life, so I’m not shocked on that.
Finally got a pair that almost fit. I could’ve sized down, but I’m not worried about it. I can wear them with her without a belt and they won’t be falling off my body. (YaY!)
Unfortunately, I have to get them hemmed. This is the story of my life, so I’m not shocked on that.
Trying to figure out why I have an obsession with oversized sweaters, and cardigans…
Is it a millennial thing?
Is it me wanting to hide?
Or do I just like them?
Is it a millennial thing?
Is it me wanting to hide?
Or do I just like them?
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Trying to figure out why I have an obsession with oversized sweaters, and cardigans…
Is it a millennial thing?
Is it me wanting to hide?
Or do I just like them?
Is it a millennial thing?
Is it me wanting to hide?
Or do I just like them?
Who else comes home from work to just exist for a few hours before going to bed and starting the bullshit all over again in the morning?
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Who else comes home from work to just exist for a few hours before going to bed and starting the bullshit all over again in the morning?
Anyone else getting geared up for the next recession/depression/civil war?
I’ve been getting 2007 vibes all over again. So I am getting ready to be broke as shit again. To the point, I thought about getting a second job again just to kind of try to be ahead of the disaster.
I’ve been getting 2007 vibes all over again. So I am getting ready to be broke as shit again. To the point, I thought about getting a second job again just to kind of try to be ahead of the disaster.
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Anyone else getting geared up for the next recession/depression/civil war?
I’ve been getting 2007 vibes all over again. So I am getting ready to be broke as shit again. To the point, I thought about getting a second job again just to kind of try to be ahead of the disaster.
I’ve been getting 2007 vibes all over again. So I am getting ready to be broke as shit again. To the point, I thought about getting a second job again just to kind of try to be ahead of the disaster.
I’m currently eating a family size lasagna by myself and watching Expedition X.
It’s a gloomy day so this is perfect way to spend my day off
It’s a gloomy day so this is perfect way to spend my day off
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m currently eating a family size lasagna by myself and watching Expedition X.
It’s a gloomy day so this is perfect way to spend my day off
It’s a gloomy day so this is perfect way to spend my day off
I don’t think any of the 24 hour news channels should be played at the gym. I go there to escape reality not have it slapped in my face while I’m on the treadmill.
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I don’t think any of the 24 hour news channels should be played at the gym. I go there to escape reality not have it slapped in my face while I’m on the treadmill.
I just heard someone refer to mozzarella sticks as “Italian buffalo wings”. I’m so confused
October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I just heard someone refer to mozzarella sticks as “Italian buffalo wings”. I’m so confused
The Final Countdown isn't necessarily the song I want to head before getting on an airplane right now
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The Final Countdown isn't necessarily the song I want to head before getting on an airplane right now