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Candice Elizabeth Diana Apple
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God’s favorite slut, DoxyPEP’s worst nightmare
This uber driver is NOT happy about my pulled straight from the oven monkey bread in his car (opened all the windows)
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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ooooooo team Rising Signs served today
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Learned one of the ways to say faggot in Italian and I’m making it everyone’s problem
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Pound town
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Decided all the failed dinners I’ve made in the last month are just me practicing the art of camp
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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“lawyers for the creative arts” will be hosting a ICE ACTIONS IN ART VENUES: TRAIN-THE-TRAINER session. if you want to learn how to teach people about 🧊 law, intervention & follow-up. i did one in the fall- learned a lot but will be attending this one to brush up law-arts.org/event/ice-ac...
ICE Actions at Arts Venues: Train the Trainer Event - Lawyers for the Creative Arts
In this program, we will provide specific best practices advice in responding to visits from ICE at your venue, including:
law-arts.org
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Princess is the realest bitch I know and idk what I’d be doing if I didn’t meet her when I did *h Sn*p!!! Love that hoe with all my heart!!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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happy black history month!

Cashapp: $mstacky
February 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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🍃PUFF PUFF ‘26 COMPETITORS 🍃

Who are you rooting for?
February 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hook up asked to milk me and I moo-ed in approval
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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PUFF PUFF APPLICATIONS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!

First come first serve!
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Gonna get gout from all the deli’s I’ve been visiting lately
January 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
DND prison side arc is so unserious, how did I convince the guards I have no hands, use fore mentioned to steal the master key from the captain, and slide the key down my shoulder/back and catch it with my buttcheeks?
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Big Vegetable funded internet girl to skyrocket zucchini sales ns
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Princess doesn’t have an iPhone anymore so in the spirit of whimsy i begin a juicy message with “*sent with invisible ink*…”
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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✨Hot Papis in your area ✨
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Whoever cursed me, this is who you put a curse on!!!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I wasn’t shocked when I realized I had daddy issues, however, I was gooped, gagged, and gaped when I realized I have mommy issues too
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Slowly but surely becoming the Roger’s park community pole
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Kathy griffin was ahead of her time posting that picture of her holding the decapitated trump head and I still stand by her for it!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I just did my taxes and I don’t understand how I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck and now have to find $1000 to pay the government in the next 3 months
January 25, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Sia said I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight and last night I believed she could be right
January 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Apple Music reached DEEP into the pits with this musical oh my god
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM