Born this gay 💪🏽🪬
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🧿✨Latino Alien Warrior ✨🧿
📍Somewhere in the cosmos
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Seated for my rewatch of Heated Rivalry 😎
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seated for my rewatch of Heated Rivalry 😎
Bro, they got the juiciest Adonis working at the Loyola chipotle tn 🤤
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bro, they got the juiciest Adonis working at the Loyola chipotle tn 🤤
This show is going to ruin my life
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This show is going to ruin my life
I CANNOT WITH THIS SHOW!! I CANNOT !!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I CANNOT WITH THIS SHOW!! I CANNOT !!!!
So… they lured me in with gay intercourse and now I’m having FEELINGS???? 😭
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry with Vonnie and bro… my ****(this is an interchangeable word) is throbbing.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So… they lured me in with gay intercourse and now I’m having FEELINGS???? 😭
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry with Vonnie and bro… my ****(this is an interchangeable word) is throbbing.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry with Vonnie and bro… my ****(this is an interchangeable word) is throbbing.
I gotta make out with someone soon or I’m gonna lose it 🤪
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I gotta make out with someone soon or I’m gonna lose it 🤪
I’m officially getting old, because I looked at the time and said “omg it’s so late” 😵💫
This is what trying to have an early bed time will do to you 😭🤣
This is what trying to have an early bed time will do to you 😭🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m officially getting old, because I looked at the time and said “omg it’s so late” 😵💫
This is what trying to have an early bed time will do to you 😭🤣
This is what trying to have an early bed time will do to you 😭🤣
Found out I’m getting an end of the year bonus 🙏🏽
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Found out I’m getting an end of the year bonus 🙏🏽
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Happy Spotify Wrapped Day 🎉
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Spotify Wrapped Day 🎉
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Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back!
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back!
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW
Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie
Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9.
Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...
There’s a switch at the brown elephant in Andersonville for $125, there’s also a switch lite for $80 !
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There’s a switch at the brown elephant in Andersonville for $125, there’s also a switch lite for $80 !
Christmas and Chill vinyl sold out already 💔
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Christmas and Chill vinyl sold out already 💔
There has to be a scientific reason as to why airports make me incredibly horny
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There has to be a scientific reason as to why airports make me incredibly horny
$150 for a ride home from O’hare is egregious 🥴
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
$150 for a ride home from O’hare is egregious 🥴
Bro I’m feral. I need to get r**led soon
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Bro I’m feral. I need to get r**led soon
Gonna steal from this Tr*der J*es in Austin so the security guard with the goatee/mustache, high faded curly hair, and dermal piercing can feel me up 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gonna steal from this Tr*der J*es in Austin so the security guard with the goatee/mustache, high faded curly hair, and dermal piercing can feel me up 😮💨
Greetings from Austin! 😍
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Greetings from Austin! 😍
Just landed in Austin and I still have a 50 minute uber to my sister’s house. I got on the CTA at 9:45, which means I have been on a loading screen for basically 8 hrs.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just landed in Austin and I still have a 50 minute uber to my sister’s house. I got on the CTA at 9:45, which means I have been on a loading screen for basically 8 hrs.
Just Macgyvered the shit out of this one backpack I’m taking to Texas for a five day trip. Including 5 outfits, gifts for my nieces, my laptop, my switch (dock and controllers included), and toiletries.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just Macgyvered the shit out of this one backpack I’m taking to Texas for a five day trip. Including 5 outfits, gifts for my nieces, my laptop, my switch (dock and controllers included), and toiletries.
It’s giving Jack Frost ❄️
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s giving Jack Frost ❄️
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every day, the tinybus comes closer.
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
every day, the tinybus comes closer.
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
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LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”
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